FabSwingers.com forum: Beyond bizarre...

By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My Mum just text me to tell me that she's out on her bike and could I text my Dad to tell him to take mince out of the freezer.

Wtf?!

What's the most ridiculous text you've been sent?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"My Mum just text me to tell me that she's out on her bike and could I text my Dad to tell him to take mince out of the freezer.

Wtf?!

What's the most ridiculous text you've been sent? "

My mate telling me he is sorry for getting so d*unk and that he loves me - tbh his missus got oi Mike you cunt

Lol I don't know how the hell he got my missus and me mixed up but hey ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Mum just text me to tell me that she's out on her bike and could I text my Dad to tell him to take mince out of the freezer.

Wtf?! Same one! Don't know why your mum is texting me as well. ....

What's the most ridiculous text you've been sent? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mum could have texted dad ??? hahah

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Fancy a shag?

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"mum could have texted dad ??? hahah"

I know... it's not even as though I'm going for dinner!!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Fancy a shag?"

No... you have germs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Mum just text me to tell me that she's out on her bike and could I text my Dad to tell him to take mince out of the freezer.

Wtf?!

What's the most ridiculous text you've been sent? "

Your mum has just text me to ask me to text you to remind you to text your dad about the mince

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My FWB textured me 2 years after we met.

"What do you look like and what do you like doing"

It was meant for another lady! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Texted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marry me "

Yes please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope she kept at least one hand on the handlerbars whilst texting

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Marry me "

How big is the rock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marry me

How big is the rock?"

Haha bigger than my knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a reply text...that was not needed I might add, from my ex husband...it just said..."can't text now as I am in bed with Mandy"...yes he was my ex then too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marry me

Yes please x"

first can we go to the cinema?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liverpool have just paid 35million for Andy Carroll"

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

""Liverpool have just paid 35million for Andy Carroll""
I wonder if he is any good..

oh well they will soon find out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boss rang and asked if I could text him the address for his next appointment

It was in a place called friskny

Anyway. I told him ' I was frisky !!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not text but my mum once rang me at work to ask me to put some rolls in the freezer as my stepdad had forgotten before they left for holiday, I was a receptionist and had a long queue of people and couldn't get her to understand this. She also rang me at the pub where I worked on a busy Friday night for some crap, no life skills

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Marry me

How big is the rock?

Haha bigger than my knob

I can't decide whether I should get excited about that or not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum sounds awesome that is exactly the kind of thing I do

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've had strange ones about erections and getting it up. My number's one different to a scaffolder, who I've become friendly with, over time, as I've earned and saved him some business, with frequent chats. Nice cheeky cockney bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marry me

How big is the rock?

Haha bigger than my knob

I can't decide whether I should get excited about that or not!

You really shouldn't

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Thats like when I was asked what day Good Friday was.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marry me

Yes please x

first can we go to the cinema? "

Can I come too

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