FabSwingers.com forum: The Fabicide thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A bit of hump day fun

A safe haven of a thread to say all those things that would normally alienate you from half the site and get those blocking fingers tapping on your profile.

Remember folks, this thread is in jest so don't go blocking for real!

I'll start:

I've always found ladies from North of Watford Gap, well, just a little bit thick you know?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Looks like its working

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like its working

you're not wrong!

Anyway, bareback gangbang round mine later, bring your own Ketamine! Coming?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Looks like its working

you're not wrong!

Anyway, bareback gangbang round mine later, bring your own Ketamine! Coming?

As long as you fully understand our no kissing, no oral, no looking, no talking, no sex rules...we're in.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Looks like its working

you're not wrong!

Anyway, bareback gangbang round mine later, bring your own Ketamine! Coming?

Ill say i am with no intention of turning up ,as im a timewaster

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"A bit of hump day fun

A safe haven of a thread to say all those things that would normally alienate you from half the site and get those blocking fingers tapping on your profile.

Remember folks, this thread is in jest so don't go blocking for real!

I'll start:

I've always found ladies from North of Watford Gap, well, just a little bit thick you know?

I think a good "fuck off" is needed for most of the messages I get. I, however, am (usually) too nice to say so. So here goes:

Fuck Off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very brave and interesting...not playing though, can't go to Wales as it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bit of hump day fun

A safe haven of a thread to say all those things that would normally alienate you from half the site and get those blocking fingers tapping on your profile.

Remember folks, this thread is in jest so don't go blocking for real!

I'll start:

I've always found ladies from North of Watford Gap, well, just a little bit thick you know?

I think a good "fuck off" is needed for most of the messages I get. I, however, am (usually) too nice to say so. So here goes:

Fuck Off."

I once replied fuck off to a "I'm close by, fancy a fuck" message. The recipient got really upset, poor wee soul

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Nice tits Fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok my turn - strictly tongue in cheek!!

Yes, I AM stunning (for an old fart!), I AM amazing (for someone with squidgy tits) and I AM DEFINITELY the best shag on fab!!

There - I said it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a quick question, Anyone free right this minute and fancy a fuck? I'm nearby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bit of hump day fun

A safe haven of a thread to say all those things that would normally alienate you from half the site and get those blocking fingers tapping on your profile.

Remember folks, this thread is in jest so don't go blocking for real!

I'll start:

I've always found ladies from North of Watford Gap, well, just a little bit thick you know?

I think a good "fuck off" is needed for most of the messages I get. I, however, am (usually) too nice to say so. So here goes:

Fuck Off."
....we can't accommodate or travel. ..so unfortunately we're gonna have to say. ".fuck off" as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop using uniforms as your USP.

It's a security risk and you don't wear them when you are fucking so what's the point.

Use your personality.

If you have one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Immigrants hey? Send 'em home I say ...

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Ok my turn - strictly tongue in cheek!!

Yes, I AM stunning (for an old fart!), I AM amazing (for someone with squidgy tits) and I AM DEFINITELY the best shag on fab!!

There - I said it!!

You can't be the best shag on Fab, that's me. I also have THE best tits and ass, so there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well apparently I'm so far up my own arse I can wave out of my mouth so I might as well say I'm an awesome fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/07/16 09:49:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/07/16 09:50:27]

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

If only Margaret Thatcher was still alive...then we would be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes- warmed up now.

Forum posts asking for profile advice.

No.

Fuck off and use your brain and come up with it yourself.

Otherwise it's not a true representation of you anyway is it?

If you come across as a boring wanker who just wants a fleshlight with a heartbeat-then that's what you deserve!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am finding that ladies north of the Watford gap are super hot and more friendly on here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If only Margaret Thatcher was still alive...then we would be fine."

Obviously!!

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By *isalashes888400Couple
over a year ago

ennis

state of u ,jejus u have more spare tyres then the michellin man

gtfoh.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"If only Margaret Thatcher was still alive...then we would be fine.

Obviously!!"

Morning xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If only Margaret Thatcher was still alive...then we would be fine.

Obviously!!

Morning xx"

Mwah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That daily night shift thread?

Full of twats that is.

(Grade A Fabicide there - remember folks this is just tongue in cheek!

)

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Let's be honest, BBW = FBW eveyone is beautiful!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies- you are not Goddesses. You are average.

But you have the advantage on here so quit whining and enjoy it.

Gents- quit whining that you are outnumbered and try harder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size Does Matter.

both the size of your cock (one 'close to your heart' OP) and the size of the foof you want yo stick it in.

There's a fit for everyone on here!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok my turn - strictly tongue in cheek!!

Yes, I AM stunning (for an old fart!), I AM amazing (for someone with squidgy tits) and I AM DEFINITELY the best shag on fab!!

There - I said it!!

You can't be the best shag on Fab, that's me. I also have THE best tits and ass, so there

You can't have!! All the men who are desperate to fuck me tell me I'm 'the best' on here! Oh - hang on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn't get a verification??

Maybe you were a crap shag

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

If your pics are all of your cock and torso you're obviously an ugly bastard

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Ok my turn - strictly tongue in cheek!!

Yes, I AM stunning (for an old fart!), I AM amazing (for someone with squidgy tits) and I AM DEFINITELY the best shag on fab!!

There - I said it!!

You can't be the best shag on Fab, that's me. I also have THE best tits and ass, so there

You can't have!! All the men who are desperate to fuck me tell me I'm 'the best' on here! Oh - hang on!!

It's only cause I told them you'd be up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We delete loads of messages unread.

Yeah? What of it son? Come on then, if you think you're hard enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like cum inside me so only fuck bareback, after careful vetting and security procedures!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friends request without anything else - that can fuck off too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right okay, This seems the opportunity, rate my profile and would you fuck me?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

God made men. But sandwiches weren't going

to make themselves. So God made women.

Runs for cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I really need to be out of the shower fresh and smell nice?

I mean could you not hold your breath....I won't keep you too long...and those stains on my Y fronts......there's at least a couple more days of wear in them.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"God made men. But sandwiches weren't going

to make themselves. So God made women.

Runs for cover"

PMSL .... I like that one

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By *isalashes888400Couple
over a year ago

ennis

"God made men. But sandwiches weren't going

to make themselves. So God made women.

Runs for cover

PMSL .... I like that one

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Here ladies and gents, try these for comparison

*hands out a shot glass, a can of , a banana, a Sky remote, a wine bottle and a prosthetic arm*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here ladies and gents, try these for comparison

*hands out a shot glass, a can of , a banana, a Sky remote, a wine bottle and a prosthetic arm*"

Prosthetic arm

pmsl that would be an interesting picture

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

"If only Margaret Thatcher was still alive...then we would be fine.

Obviously!!"

And princess Di!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok my turn - strictly tongue in cheek!!

Yes, I AM stunning (for an old fart!), I AM amazing (for someone with squidgy tits) and I AM DEFINITELY the best shag on fab!!

There - I said it!!

You can't be the best shag on Fab, that's me. I also have THE best tits and ass, so there

You can't have!! All the men who are desperate to fuck me tell me I'm 'the best' on here! Oh - hang on!!

It's only cause I told them you'd be up for it

If they were hot - you were right!!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

So, you're genuine?

What does that make everyone else here?

And you're 20 years old.

Barely out of nappies, and probably not shaving yet. I want a man, not a yoof.

And I've turned you down, and now you're upset?

Shit happens. Deal with it.

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

Only two types of people use FAB:

1. People no one else will EVER want to sleep with

2. The psychologically twisted -(bcos you're only likely to meet the horrendously ugly, diseased, unwashed or psychologically twisted)

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Ok my turn - strictly tongue in cheek!!

Yes, I AM stunning (for an old fart!), I AM amazing (for someone with squidgy tits) and I AM DEFINITELY the best shag on fab!!

There - I said it!!

You can't be the best shag on Fab, that's me. I also have THE best tits and ass, so there

You can't have!! All the men who are desperate to fuck me tell me I'm 'the best' on here! Oh - hang on!!

It's only cause I told them you'd be up for it

If they were hot - you were right!!

As if I could ever send you my dirty cast offs .... mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok my turn - strictly tongue in cheek!!

Yes, I AM stunning (for an old fart!), I AM amazing (for someone with squidgy tits) and I AM DEFINITELY the best shag on fab!!

There - I said it!!

You can't be the best shag on Fab, that's me. I also have THE best tits and ass, so there

You can't have!! All the men who are desperate to fuck me tell me I'm 'the best' on here! Oh - hang on!!

It's only cause I told them you'd be up for it

If they were hot - you were right!!

As if I could ever send you my dirty cast offs .... mwah

Just shove them in the shower first - I'm not proud!!

just send me the good ones though - give the shit shags to people you don't like!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your pics are all of your cock and torso you're obviously an ugly bastard"

Uncanny...we haven't even met...you have a gift

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Still think modern femenism is just the result of women rebelling, after they realised the ladetts had far too much fun!

And we dont care if you studied gender studies and are offended by everything since, we just want fun sex so show us your tits

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Loving the irony of this thread - every one is having fun and being nice to each other on thread requesting controversial comments - brilliant!

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Ok my turn - strictly tongue in cheek!!

Yes, I AM stunning (for an old fart!), I AM amazing (for someone with squidgy tits) and I AM DEFINITELY the best shag on fab!!

There - I said it!!

You can't be the best shag on Fab, that's me. I also have THE best tits and ass, so there

You can't have!! All the men who are desperate to fuck me tell me I'm 'the best' on here! Oh - hang on!!

It's only cause I told them you'd be up for it

If they were hot - you were right!!

As if I could ever send you my dirty cast offs .... mwah

Just shove them in the shower first - I'm not proud!!

just send me the good ones though - give the shit shags to people you don't like!!

They're not getting in my shower, I don't run a bloody grooming parlour!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

How many times do we have to introduce the concept of 'Fab Straight' to newbies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many times do we have to introduce the concept of 'Fab Straight' to newbies? "

Fab straight really isn't a thing.

Let's face it - you are either a proper hunky bull who plays rugger and is in the Terretorials or a great big woolly woofter

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By *izbitMan
over a year ago

St Helens

'this sun's making me super horny today' lucky rhinos are protected then luv or you'd be shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many times do we have to introduce the concept of 'Fab Straight' to newbies?

Fab straight really isn't a thing.

Let's face it - you are either a proper hunky bull who plays rugger and is in the Terretorials or a great big woolly woofter

woolly woofters!

Send me two or three hot ones so I can watch and join in!

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

If bbw is sexy, then where we live has to be the hotest area in uk. If size 16 is avarage bemmy bristol is way ahead of the curve... balls still have curves?

Its kinda funny tbh, as a kid I loved 2000ad, they had the fatties, huge round people with a tiny seat and a wheal, to move around... never expected it to become true, but be bbw on a rascal.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Only two types of people use FAB:

1. People no one else will EVER want to sleep with

2. The psychologically twisted -(bcos you're only likely to meet the horrendously ugly, diseased, unwashed or psychologically twisted)

I've scored in two categories

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I like cuddling sticks, though never broke one.

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Ok this thread is odd, I havnt been yelled at in a pm yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If bbw is sexy, then where we live has to be the hotest area in uk. If size 16 is avarage bemmy bristol is way ahead of the curve... balls still have curves?

Its kinda funny tbh, as a kid I loved 2000ad, they had the fatties, huge round people with a tiny seat and a wheal, to move around... never expected it to become true, but be bbw on a rascal."

The league of fatties. I think you will find it was called, it was a judge dredd storyline.

2000ad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Btw I don't need a dedicated thread for fabicide I so pretty well on my own

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"If bbw is sexy, then where we live has to be the hotest area in uk. If size 16 is avarage bemmy bristol is way ahead of the curve... balls still have curves?

Its kinda funny tbh, as a kid I loved 2000ad, they had the fatties, huge round people with a tiny seat and a wheal, to move around... never expected it to become true, but be bbw on a rascal.

The league of fatties. I think you will find it was called, it was a judge dredd storyline.

2000ad"

Thats them, I remember when they all got hold of Boing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well apparently I'm so far up my own arse I can wave out of my mouth so I might as well say I'm an awesome fuck

Demand corroborating evidence

hey blocked already how worst can it get, hold on, there's a black transit just pulled up outside.....

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Men if you want lots of mail, here is a simple trick, just add the following to your profile.

"Looking for fab swinging not flab swinging"

Your inbox will fill with complaints, but mail is mail and remember if they pm you, you can reply past filters

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