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"Arse! lol" pmsl BUTT OUT!!!! | |||
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"I'll have a sniff to see if she's clean.. and if the flakes of toilet roll match the one in the bathroom..... Age old trick that pmsl.... think about it lol... Pink in the crease and blue half gone in the Loo .... Oooerr pmsl Depends HOW well I know her really lol." Notts that is rather ewwwweeeeeee indeed!!!! | |||
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"I'll have a sniff to see if she's clean.. and if the flakes of toilet roll match the one in the bathroom..... Age old trick that pmsl.... think about it lol... Pink in the crease and blue half gone in the Loo .... Oooerr pmsl Depends HOW well I know her really lol. Notts that is rather ewwwweeeeeee indeed!!!!" Well....... Its not something we'd discuss really lol.. | |||
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"I'll have a sniff to see if she's clean.. and if the flakes of toilet roll match the one in the bathroom..... Age old trick that pmsl.... think about it lol... Pink in the crease and blue half gone in the Loo .... Oooerr pmsl Depends HOW well I know her really lol. Notts that is rather ewwwweeeeeee indeed!!!! Well....... Its not something we'd discuss really lol.. " BUTT you DO check the loo roll on the holder.....lol | |||
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"Gotta be a pretty special arse for me to get my tongue round it Butt I like the tickly feeling it gives when its done to me" Think its defo better to be the reciever on these sort of occaisions...lol | |||
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"Gotta be a pretty special arse for me to get my tongue round it Butt I like the tickly feeling it gives when its done to me Think its defo better to be the reciever on these sort of occaisions...lol " Yeh butt someones got do it hehehe | |||
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"I'll have a sniff to see if she's clean.. and if the flakes of toilet roll match the one in the bathroom..... Age old trick that pmsl.... think about it lol... Pink in the crease and blue half gone in the Loo .... Oooerr pmsl Depends HOW well I know her really lol. Notts that is rather ewwwweeeeeee indeed!!!! Well....... Its not something we'd discuss really lol.. BUTT you DO check the loo roll on the holder.....lol" Only when its in her fluff... you know hger foo foo... Its like carbon dating but more scientific eh lol... | |||
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"It happens girls... you sometimes leave an offcut unawares.. Us guys are just polite and kinda sneak it away lol.. Only time I worry is IF it really doesn't match the one in the Loo " Lol this is where a discreet handbag mirror cmes in handy | |||
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"It happens girls... you sometimes leave an offcut unawares.. Us guys are just polite and kinda sneak it away lol.. Only time I worry is IF it really doesn't match the one in the Loo Lol this is where a discreet handbag mirror cmes in handy " Ahhh see a real woman knows what i'm saying lol... mwah xxx | |||
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"It happens girls... you sometimes leave an offcut unawares.. Us guys are just polite and kinda sneak it away lol.. Only time I worry is IF it really doesn't match the one in the Loo Lol this is where a discreet handbag mirror cmes in handy Ahhh see a real woman knows what i'm saying lol... mwah xxx " Mwah back to you but not on your bum hole lol! | |||
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"It happens girls... you sometimes leave an offcut unawares.. Us guys are just polite and kinda sneak it away lol.. Only time I worry is IF it really doesn't match the one in the Loo " You're a proper wrong'un you are... If it ain't fresh out of the shower I'm not sticking my tongue there! *insert well know meerkat slogan if you so desire* | |||
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"It happens girls... you sometimes leave an offcut unawares.. Us guys are just polite and kinda sneak it away lol.. Only time I worry is IF it really doesn't match the one in the Loo You're a proper wrong'un you are... If it ain't fresh out of the shower I'm not sticking my tongue there! *insert well know meerkat slogan if you so desire*" Ohhh right..... so you have all been out, had a great time maybe.. invites are there to cum/come back lol.. you get through the door and throw em a towel eh..... and i'm a wrong en pmsl! I'm still alive and so far not found anything too offensive | |||
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"Lol, not exactly. I'm just not going to lick someones ass that has only been wiped clean with tissue. I mean it's not exactly going to be clean from that is it? lol For example, if you were to somehow get poo on your fingers, you wouldn't go and eat a bag of crisps after just wiping it off with tissue would you? You'd wash your hands properly..." I'm not entirely sure your getting the joke lol... But your quite right... I wouldn't, I never eat crisps! | |||
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"Lol, not exactly. I'm just not going to lick someones ass that has only been wiped clean with tissue. I mean it's not exactly going to be clean from that is it? lol For example, if you were to somehow get poo on your fingers, you wouldn't go and eat a bag of crisps after just wiping it off with tissue would you? You'd wash your hands properly... I'm not entirely sure your getting the joke lol... But your quite right... I wouldn't, I never eat crisps! " No you are right, I'm not sure I am... ignorance is bliss | |||
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"I can assure you lol.. Never have and never will eat anything that didn't smell nice.. " Bum deal otherwise, wrong en.....lol | |||
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"Always always have babywipes handy Clean and fresh at all times without a trace of dodgy toilet roll stuck in a crevice " you all make it so inviting! I have just brought a curry in and really wish i hadn't read this! | |||
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"Always always have babywipes handy Clean and fresh at all times without a trace of dodgy toilet roll stuck in a crevice you all make it so inviting! I have just brought a curry in and really wish i hadn't read this! " LOL you should have known not to venture into a thread titled rimming when you're just about to eat a curry | |||
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"njoy curry freddie then ring of fire in morning lmao don't you get a rash with the wipes pet ??? " No rash sweetie,use ones for sensitive skin | |||
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"I have a lamb jalfrazi going if any one wants a nibble" Onion Bajhies? | |||
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"I have a lamb jalfrazi going if any one wants a nibble Onion Bajhies?" Yep as it happens a and a peshwari nan, 3 poppadoms and mango chutney. | |||
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"I have a lamb jalfrazi going if any one wants a nibble Onion Bajhies? Yep as it happens a and a peshwari nan, 3 poppadoms and mango chutney. " Blimey thats loads no wonder you can't eat it all........stick it in a cab and send it my way we've just got in and have the munchies | |||
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"I have a lamb jalfrazi going if any one wants a nibble Onion Bajhies? Yep as it happens a and a peshwari nan, 3 poppadoms and mango chutney. Blimey thats loads no wonder you can't eat it all........stick it in a cab and send it my way we've just got in and have the munchies " I would but your miles away and it would be cold | |||
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"pompodoms and onion dip mmmmm ill have that god love that stuff .hehe " Eat your toast you cheeky sod lol | |||
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"Not something that floats my boat tbh. All that bacteria down there. No thanks. " Fook i had just got round to my curry again too!!! | |||
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"LMAO " Bacteria is a real nasty word. It sounds so evil!!!! | |||
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"Always always have babywipes handy Clean and fresh at all times without a trace of dodgy toilet roll stuck in a crevice " Same as Mrs Notts.... baby wipes and the ole trusty fem fresh pmsl.. | |||
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