FabSwingers.com forum: it's not Facebook

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

As many often proclaim - it's not Facebook.

But let's make a FB like thread, fab style, to keep them happy.

The posts that are myths, like the Sydney uni one on fb, getting repeatedly posted, are dross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Date someone that spoils you, always says how beautiful you are, and never thinks you've had enough to eat.

Date your grandma.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

If only eyes saw souls, how very different our ideals of beauty would be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

METRO

Todays news:

*insert some facebook viral thing that i might have missed*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had takeaway for dinner

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A best friend is someone who loves you when you have forgotten how to love yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking at fetish dresses on ebay

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Texting - a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel and misinterpret what other people mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had takeaway for dinner

Nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only people with a higher than average IQ can ...do whatever lame ass shit is on the page you have to click.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

fb post: i send you love and light

my comment: well take it back..i didnt ask for it..i want dark and sound//btw have you seen my kinky sex post?..good wasnt it

fb post:you are evil, you eat bacon

my comment: if you dont shut up, im gonna come and eat you

fb poster..: (screams) runs away and blocks me

my reaction..good, got rid of another nutter

oh another one.....'pizza is my friend, i eat pizza, be like me, eat pizza and be my friend...

me: fuck off..no!

im so charming in the nilla fb world

keeps me entertained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine what 7 billion humans could accomplish if we all loved and respected each other.

hmm, nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Facebook is awesome!

It's full of cars and sausage dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still pending ...

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

I haven't got that facebook thing because I don't know 4729 people that I met once, briefly, at a seminar in Dudley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 7 million friends and hate myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avocado on fucking toast

*insert inspirational meme here*

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

She put on a pair of thigh boots.

The results are amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avocado on fucking toast

*insert inspirational meme here*"
Oh dear. ...I did put a pic of my avocado on toast on fb this week....The shame

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

This is true !! In the news they have said all information on Fab will be made public You must copy and paste this total tosh to stop this happening !Failing to do so will make absolutely no difference to anything at all!!

You have all bee warned!!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Here is a picture of a tiny cock ..please like and type Amen to help them

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Here is a picture of a tiny cock ..please like and type Amen to help them

this is my first belly laugh of the day..thank you so much xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you alright Hun?

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Here is a picture of a tiny cock ..please like and type Amen to help them

this is my first belly laugh of the day..thank you so much xx"

Lol you are most welcome! ! Thing is now every time you see one of they posts you'll think about this one ...yes I am evil lol x

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Look at your status. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine.

Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped posting about other

things and made this your status, yours could be like mine.

Look down. Back up. Where are you?

You're on Fab, reading the status

your status could be like!

Anything is possible when your Fab

status looks like this one.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"This is true !! In the news they have said all information on Fab will be made public You must copy and paste this total tosh to stop this happening !Failing to do so will make absolutely no difference to anything at all!!

You have all bee warned!!

FAKE!!!!

Snopes is your friend

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Are you alright Hun? "
me? not well again this morning im just fucked off with myself x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Here is a picture of a tiny cock ..please like and type Amen to help them

this is my first belly laugh of the day..thank you so much xx

Lol you are most welcome! ! Thing is now every time you see one of they posts you'll think about this one ...yes I am evil lol x"
you just say, what i think xx

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Don't have facebook....yep I said it,deleted my account 2 Years ago, best thing I ever did!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Amazing fight pics! No 23 is awesome! How do they do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is feeling very sad.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Is feeling very sad.

No, no, it's I haz a sad, with a pic of a kitty looking sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If only eyes saw souls, how very different our ideals of beauty would be.

I never ubderstand why people think evil would be ugly.

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

"I had takeaway for dinner

Snap...and delish it was....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*You're in a Relationship!!!!

Oh goodie!

No one Ever does that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my cock at sports day.

This is my cock dressing up in mummy's clothes.

This is my cock on it's first day at school.

This is my cock making cakeys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Checks in to A&E*

"Oh what's wrong Hun " x at least 30 posts.

*PM me*

Noooooo.... You checked in, you spill!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My rugrat did a thing. Now I'll post 30 pics of it doing that thing.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It's complicated

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Is feeling very sad.

No, no, it's I haz a sad, with a pic of a kitty looking sad."

And here's a kitten looking cute

And another stealing stuff

Cat cat cat cat cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This week is international Dan shag awareness week.

Here's a picture of Dan. Dan is shag deprived.

If we can get Dan 10,000 likes then the women of Fab will give Dan a free shag.

Most people won't do it. But if you are a better person than everyone else you'll share this post on your timeline for a day.

Let's see who Dan's true friends are!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I think I need to get a Facebook page, it might stop me posting so much shit in here

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"I had takeaway for dinner

But where's the picture?

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Politics bollocks, politics bollocks, politics bollocks,politics bollocks, politics bollocks,politics bollocks, politics bollocks,politics bollocks, politics bollocks,politics bollocks, politics bollocks,politics bollocks, politics bollocks,politics bollocks, politics bollocks

Just for you who missed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brittish peeple r da best

Imegrints gow howm

lov britian furst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my friends are either getting married and having babies or playing Pokemon go

What a time to be alive!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Thug life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not being funny or anything but ... (followed by a long tirade with them actually being 'funny' - but not in the comedic sense - about something)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had it, never will. Dont see the appeal at all myself.

All the people that say "I only have it for family and friends" ..... That's what texting, emailing and whats for surely?

No one gives a fuck about what you're thinking of eating for breakfast I mean .... Honestly

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*posts pic of kitty being cute*

*posts pic of new wheels*

*loses interest in needy attention seeking posts*

*unfollows political friends spewing shite*

*deletes racists*

*blocks Daily Mail articles*

*plays candy crush*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had it, never will. Dont see the appeal at all myself.

All the people that say "I only have it for family and friends" ..... That's what texting, emailing and whats for surely?

No one gives a fuck about what you're thinking of eating for breakfast I mean .... Honestly

Whatsapp*

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Like and share and say a prayer for this two legged bald puppy ..... wait, it's OK, it's just another baby picture.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Copy and paste this blah blah blah...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/07/16 10:03:32]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe some morons actually believe things like life saving operations depending on the number of likes something gets.

"Little Emily needs 20,000 likes and the NHS will give her a lung transplant."

Do they actually employ someone in the NHS who's sat there thinking 'well that's a bit of a pisser isn't it, we have an organ here and waiting but Emily only has 19,000 likes, we'd better hold off that operation until she gets 1,000 more' FFS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had it, never will. Dont see the appeal at all myself.

All the people that say "I only have it for family and friends" ..... That's what texting, emailing and whats for surely?

No one gives a fuck about what you're thinking of eating for breakfast I mean .... Honestly

Bacon.

I win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My (Water)Sports Day was bigger and better than yours!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Stay calm!

It's only Facebook!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe some morons actually believe things like life saving operations depending on the number of likes something gets.

"Little Emily needs 20,000 likes and the NHS will give her a lung transplant."

"
1 like = 1 prayer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*shares month old memes acting like I'm the first person to have seen it*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had it, never will. Dont see the appeal at all myself.

All the people that say "I only have it for family and friends" ..... That's what texting, emailing and whats for surely?

No one gives a fuck about what you're thinking of eating for breakfast I mean .... Honestly

It's good for joke/ satire news sites and fan site stuff. Zero friends and family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RIP Leslie Nielsen.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

* Posts pic of my salad. *

Because other people really want to see that!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"RIP Leslie Nielsen.

Tony Hart RIP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* Posts pic of my salad. *

Because other people really want to see that!

Did you wet your lettuce??

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"* Posts pic of my salad. *

Because other people really want to see that!

Did you wet your lettuce??

Tossed salad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/07/16 11:15:00]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here are some pictures of my cat in 7000 different poses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You won't believe what...blah blah blah

20+ pages of CLICK BAIT

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

No Facebook = no frame of reference for irrelevance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please like and share this post to 50 friends or a piano will drop on your head by midnight.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Rate my shite!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"* Posts pic of my salad. *

Because other people really want to see that!

Did you wet your lettuce??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did anyone see that goose on fire fb meme, it wasn't really on fire but photoshopped to look like it, and fb censored it for violent content? many other memes came off the back of that..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Your vocabulary is greater than 98.4% of the population......

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Men without adequate female supervision....(now those are usually hilarious!!)

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You have all bee warned!!

For every post, like or share a fluffy kitten will be stroked.

Do something amazing today. Forward an extra copy of this warning notification to all of your friends, neighbors and people you meet this year or are in your grocery store when you visit. An extra £0.01 will be donated to the sick pussy charity if you order and display this as a bumper sticker and your vehicle is spotted at a dogging spot 100 times before Veteran's Pussy Day.

If you don't repost and share, fkdbook will introduce a charge for site use, unless you have emailed all of your address book with this warning twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have all bee warned!!

For every post, like or share a fluffy kitten will be stroked.

If you don't repost and share, fkdbook will introduce a charge for site use, unless you have emailed all of your address book with this warning twice."

Lol, Mark zuckerberg will personally dnate $1 if you share this post. I remember those.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Do this amazingly simple bit of basic arithmetic, 90% of people will get it wrong

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

We should have a running dross thread, that people post into. Would keep the lounge clear. I'd sponsor it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find the odd one out

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here is a picture of a average cock

I bet it can't get 1000 fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1000

's...xx

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Insert really vague slightly passive aggressive hint of being pissed off status in the hope that one specific person will ask if I'm OK.

Ooh, temper it with a smiley face just in case...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

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