FabSwingers.com forum: Worst date ever???

By *orn_ball11 OP Man
over a year ago

Portrush

Why & for what reasoning was he or she the worst date ever? Funnier and naughtier the better ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got blind by the colours of her knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One where I thought he was eyeing up another girl all night. He kept looking behind me and making kinda flirty eyes. Went to the loo & on the way back realised he was flirting... with his own reflection.

Another one where we met up with some of his mates & they were utter arseholes. Got us kicked out a bar for threatening to glass a barmaid, then one of his friends insulted me so badly (which takes a lot) that I had to be held back from punching him.

Oh single life, you're so fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One where I thought he was eyeing up another girl all night. He kept looking behind me and making kinda flirty eyes. Went to the loo & on the way back realised he was flirting... with his own reflection.

Oh single life, you're so fun

Somome should stay of tinder

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

His mum joined us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His mum joined us

You won !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why & for what reasoning was he or she the worst date ever? Funnier and naughtier the better ?"

One where the girl invited her two brothers along. Then got off her face in the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll keep back at this thread to see if I've been mentioned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His mum joined us

You won !"

Not yet

In my early 20's I met a lovely man. So excited he invited me to his house for dinner.

Spent the entire day getting ready

I turned up and he opened the door completely naked.

Apparently he didn't believe in wearing clothes at home.

Being awfully polite I stayed for.3 courses and coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His mum joined us

You won !

Not yet

In my early 20's I met a lovely man. So excited he invited me to his house for dinner.

Spent the entire day getting ready

I turned up and he opened the door completely naked.

Apparently he didn't believe in wearing clothes at home.

Being awfully polite I stayed for.3 courses and coffee

Haha bless you, you won

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By *abydollxxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham - Selly oak

"Why & for what reasoning was he or she the worst date ever? Funnier and naughtier the better ?

One where the girl invited her two brothers along. Then got off her face in the toilet."

I don't remember us going on a date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His mum joined us

You won !

Not yet

In my early 20's I met a lovely man. So excited he invited me to his house for dinner.

Spent the entire day getting ready

I turned up and he opened the door completely naked.

Apparently he didn't believe in wearing clothes at home.

Being awfully polite I stayed for.3 courses and coffee

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By *aptivatingWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Had one date that was going really well, I was already thinking about how much more fun it was going to be when we got out of the pub and back to mine, when he casually mentions how he doesn't like "blacks, because they're all lazy". My jaw actually dropped, I was literally sat staring at this man looking like something out of a loony toons show. Talk about instant turn off.

I showed him a picture of my nephews, calmly explained that he wouldn't be welcome in my house and left. Drove home grateful he'd shown his true colours so early on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somome should stay of tinder

I can't decide if the awful dates are better than no dates.

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