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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just had a message from a guy

"Have you ever modelled???"

I wrote back

Funny you should ask I have actually, last job was modelling anal butt plugs

Wonder what he replies to that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Model nutter lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a few messages like that,, ive no pics on my profile so how the hell would he know what i looked like? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a few messages like that,, ive no pics on my profile so how the hell would he know what i looked like? lol"
It's all in the mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He will most probably ask to see the pictures of my last modelling assignment knowing my luck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He will most probably ask to see the pictures of my last modelling assignment knowing my luck lol"
well have you???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He will most probably ask to see the pictures of my last modelling assignment knowing my luck lolwell have you???

have i what, modelled anal butt plugs or sent him the pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He will most probably ask to see the pictures of my last modelling assignment knowing my luck lolwell have you???

have i what, modelled anal butt plugs or sent him the pics

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got pics lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Just had a message from a guy

"Have you ever modelled???"

I wrote back

Funny you should ask I have actually, last job was modelling anal butt plugs

Wonder what he replies to that one

The photo shoot you done for the Kennel Club after winning best in breed at Crufts does not really constitute proper moddeliing dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a message from a guy

"Have you ever modelled???"

I wrote back

Funny you should ask I have actually, last job was modelling anal butt plugs

Wonder what he replies to that one

The photo shoot you done for the Kennel Club after winning best in breed at Crufts does not really constitute proper moddeliing dear

HAHAHAHA

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had a message from a guy

"Have you ever modelled???"

I wrote back

Funny you should ask I have actually, last job was modelling anal butt plugs

Wonder what he replies to that one

The photo shoot you done for the Kennel Club after winning best in breed at Crufts does not really constitute proper moddeliing dear

Ok fair point yes I did receive the award to Bitch of the Year, and no animals were actually used or harmed in the typing of this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a few messages like that,, ive no pics on my profile so how the hell would he know what i looked like? lol"

Your avatar (display pic).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a message from a guy

"Have you ever modelled???"

I wrote back

Funny you should ask I have actually, last job was modelling anal butt plugs

Wonder what he replies to that one

And how did the campaign go !!?

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

just shows some guys will always be the same and never change and lot of girls on here fall for it funny if these guys tried that with cpls i bet the door is slammed in there face

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

i got one yesterday saying your profile stopped me in my tracks!! but hed cut and pasted it to me a few weeks before, and prob cut and pasted it to handreds of girls!!!! he he glad im not the gullable type

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