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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby

We all love our smartphones but with "storage" at a premium an S7 may bring tears to the eyes...so what phone would you choose for life behind bars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A small one for easy concealment

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"A small one for easy concealment "

Very wise..but I can see the charger is always gonna be the big problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have a big one myself

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"I would have a big one myself "

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby

It's kinda easier for you girls cos you got that double cupboard and all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would use the one they supplied. You know some nasty man could rob you of your phone don't you. He'd have fun digging it out of your special hidey hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not an Ipad

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Nokia 3310..

Then i could just sit and play snake all day..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the ones that looked like a car key.

In all honesty I wouldn't need it in jail though. The gym, table tennis and my own thoughts would probably be enough

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

ooh can i go in a cage? .....awww wrong thread.. as you were

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"ooh can i go in a cage? .....awww wrong thread.. as you were "

I'd be happy to set you up with a cage.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"ooh can i go in a cage? .....awww wrong thread.. as you were

I'd be happy to set you up with a cage. "
why thankyou how very kind..do you hand feed too?

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By *bandjam91Couple
over a year ago

London


"It's kinda easier for you girls cos you got that double cupboard and all. "

"Double Cupboard" - stealing this

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By *r havin a laughMan
over a year ago

Innerleithen

The majority have small flip phones and bypass having a charger by cutting into tv wires in their cell. This is at a risk cos if you don't do it properly u are liable to short circuit at least 8 other cells, if not more, that run off the same circuit then you'll get grief from your neighbours who r likely to not have any electric.

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By *r havin a laughMan
over a year ago

Innerleithen

The majority of prisons have their own phones in each cell, believe it or not.

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"ooh can i go in a cage? .....awww wrong thread.. as you were

I'd be happy to set you up with a cage. why thankyou how very kind..do you hand feed too? "

Oh yes! Your mouth would never be empty.

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"The majority of prisons have their own phones in each cell, believe it or not. "

Blimey...kinda takes the fun out of it if you don't have to keep it up your jacksie tho?

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"It's kinda easier for you girls cos you got that double cupboard and all.

"Double Cupboard" - stealing this "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

One of the water and shock proof ones - I'm unsure where it would have to be hidden.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'm surprised no one has invented a cock shaped phone for this purpose... that would slip in easy..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"The majority of prisons have their own phones in each cell, believe it or not. "

I choose not

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By *picyminxWoman
over a year ago

Huntingdon


"I'm surprised no one has invented a cock shaped phone for this purpose... that would slip in easy.. "

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"The majority of prisons have their own phones in each cell, believe it or not. "

Ha, what prison's that?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

If I was in prison - I'd make it one that vibrated well...... REAL well.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one lady gaga had

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"The majority of prisons have their own phones in each cell, believe it or not.

I choose not "

Aye, it's funny that, I've been in 4 (as part of my degree studies, not as a guest of HM) and I've never seen a phone in a cell.

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby

Yeah..the guy is mistaken..surely he meant phone boxes?

Easy mistake to make.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

There's not a phone box in every cell either, normally one per wing.

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby

He he...not what I meant.

Besides he be wrong about every phone box having a phone..at least where I live.

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