FabSwingers.com forum: First messages that don't entice you to respond?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm just passing your area, fancy giving me a bj?

And Hi

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I'm just passing your area, fancy giving me a bj?

And Hi

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i dont receive any..thank goodness

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"I'm just passing your area, fancy giving me a bj?

And Hi

I'll take that as a yes then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just passing your area, fancy giving me a bj?

And Hi

another one I'm not fond of is 'I'm working in your area for a few weeks, fancy hooking up!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet these are the guys that complain about not getting any meets.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I'm just passing your area, fancy giving me a bj?

And Hi

These and

Can I suck your cock..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your cock looks great, can I ride it?"

Oh wait, that one's fine

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

"I'm just passing your area, fancy giving me a bj?

And Hi

another one I'm not fond of is 'I'm working in your area for a few weeks, fancy hooking up!'

I get this one all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any that dint have a face pic on profile or attached to the message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that mentions how horny they are,that they have a high sex drive,that they can lick for hours.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I got a friend invite and a wink from a female straightaway lol was so shocked I blocked and delelated lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and not forgetting 'fancy a fuck?'

'hi' and one I had not so long ago 'x'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have over 1000 unread messages in my inbox but you're the only one I want to fuck".

So needy.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Keep getting one asking if I want to see him sucking his own cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just passing your area, fancy giving me a bj?

And Hi

What's the issue

He is letting you know he is in your area, He is doing the hard work by travelling to you.

He wants his cock sucked, You suck cock I presume ?

Hi sounds polite as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must be a real headache lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones that go into detail of what they envisage doing with you...straight off, before saying hello my name is...have had a bloody short story before...how do they know that is what ya like...n I like bloody surprises...bugger off!

....although have liked some of guys "working in my area" they usually work quite well lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just passing your area, fancy giving me a bj?

And Hi

What's the issue

He is letting you know he is in your area, He is doing the hard work by travelling to you.

He wants his cock sucked, You suck cock I presume ?

Hi sounds polite as well

He's not travelling , he's zooming past: sticking his cock out the window and then carrying on.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm parked up in my comfy truck on the A whatever. Fancy coming over?

I want to spray my seed in your face.

Free tonight?

Mmmmmmmmmm.....

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm parked up in my comfy truck on the A whatever. Fancy coming over?

I want to spray my seed in your face.

Free tonight?

Mmmmmmmmmm.....

so damn appealing huh?..

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By *igBanMan
over a year ago

kidlington

"i dont receive any..thank goodness

I'm just passing your area, fancy giving me a bj?

And Hi

Now you do

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'm just passing your area, fancy giving me a bj?

And Hi

another one I'm not fond of is 'I'm working in your area for a few weeks, fancy hooking up!'

I met a great guy that way. I don't mind being their temp hook-up. It ensures they won't hang around too long.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Want a meet now? Can I meet you in drab mode? I want to try a TG. Do you fancy meeting a couple - my wife is off out for the night and said I can fuck a TG whilst she is out.

All 4 of these are naff.

And a let down - after 5-6 messages, receiving a 7th saying, 'Oh we didn't realise you were trans, sorry but that's not what we are looking for.' How bloody blatant is my profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking notes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/07/16 18:25:26]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice cock - I'd love to suck it" (from blokes... yikes!)

I've only ever used "Fancy a shag" for amusement, with friends who probably would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The type of messages I really dislike are the

Wow your gorgeous

Your the sexiest women on here

Type

You can't help but think....how many times a day do you send that out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent

Hi,

To a profile that simply said

Come and say Hi.

What does she expect? And I'm under illusion that I'm the only one to have done that. And in case your curious, no I still didn't get a reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The type of messages I really dislike are the

Wow your gorgeous

Your the sexiest women on here

Type

You can't help but think....how many times a day do you send that out

Probably as much as

You're to good/nice/hot to be on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The type of messages I really dislike are the

Wow your gorgeous

Your the sexiest women on here

Type

You can't help but think....how many times a day do you send that out

Probably as much as

You're to good/nice/hot to be on here

Or the

Wow how are you single ones

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I think the ones I hate the most are 'Nice pics', or copy & paste, especially if they've forgotten to change the name(s).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a fat bird"

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The type of messages I really dislike are the

Wow your gorgeous

Your the sexiest women on here

Type

You can't help but think....how many times a day do you send that out

Probably as much as

You're to good/nice/hot to be on here

Don't be paying HER any of ya compliments!!! How very dare you!!!...

Minefield innit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I love a fat bird"

Cheers

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I think the ones I hate the most are 'Nice pics', or copy & paste, especially if they've forgotten to change the name(s)."

The worst copy and paste ones are the really long ones that refer to how much they like something on your profile that isn't actually on there (and when you call them on it they backtrack furiously rather than admit it even when you know for a fact they sent the exact same message to a female friend of yours). Or the "you're waiting in a hotel lobby wearing a miniskirt and white holdups" fantasy ones (no, I'm not. And I never plan to). But the ones that make me roll my eyes at the moment are the ones that just comment on a part of my anatomy. Just that and nothing else. Dat ass. Mmm, legs. Wow, boobs. So, what?

Sorry, that was approaching a rant. It's been one of those days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any that dint have a face pic on profile or attached to the message "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a nose I'd pick you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I send lovely polite messages. Doesnt make a lot of difference. I even get deleted when all I want to do is have a natter.

Some people eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were a nose I'd pick you. "

I BLOODY LOVE IT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just passing your area, fancy giving me a bj?

And Hi

another one I'm not fond of is 'I'm working in your area for a few weeks, fancy hooking up!'

I bloody well hate this one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boo!!

'Ello trouble

You look a stunning couple ( 2 for 1 with that, you can't see me & I ain't a couple)

I appreciate its not easy message wise but those ^^ do grate on my tits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm parked up in my comfy truck on the A whatever. Fancy coming over?

I want to spray my seed in your face.

Free tonight?

Mmmmmmmmmm.....

"
HEHEHEHE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I love a fat bird"

Cheers

Ahhh I've never had that I feel left out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually received this a couple of days ago....

Hi old timer can I cum fuck you I'll bend you over so I don't have to look at your face

Politely declined on that occasion lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

""I love a fat bird"

Cheers

Ahhh I've never had that I feel left out now

I've had variations on that one. Made me feel fantastic.

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Keep getting one asking if I want to see him sucking his own cock

Me too! I was almost tempted......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How naughty are you really? Yep never heard that one before

Ur hot.

I want you.

Coffee?

Anything just referring to tits, ass, booty.

I could go on but they've all been mentioned I'm sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually received this a couple of days ago....

Hi old timer can I cum fuck you I'll bend you over so I don't have to look at your face

Politely declined on that occasion lol"

You know the problem with you women, your to picky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just find them funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not reading the profile!! And asking to meet us

G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I love a fat bird"

Cheers

Ahhh I've never had that I feel left out now

I've had variations on that one. Made me feel fantastic."

I've had a few regarding my size but never been nasty

I get guys saying things like

Hi Miss voluptuous etc but I don't take offence to things like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they tell me they will be in town for an hour and can I meet them for a quickie at the train station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always getting the "Fancy a discreet blowjob"... which sounds very tempting until you see that the message is from a Guy

. Not what I need or want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually received this a couple of days ago....

Hi old timer can I cum fuck you I'll bend you over so I don't have to look at your face

Politely declined on that occasion lol"

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Actually received this a couple of days ago....

Hi old timer can I cum fuck you I'll bend you over so I don't have to look at your face

Politely declined on that occasion lol"

He would have had me at 'old timer'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

youre nor what we usually go for but we are just horny as fuck and thought sod it lets ask

(for the record we have never had one like this)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot are far too fussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are far too fussy."

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

The one on my status currently,I swear it's like why did they need to say it

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Hi sexy man, I've read your verifications and see that women find you irrestible, I want you so badly, I'll even pay for the hotel seeing as you can't accomodate.

I always turn these woman down, they're just too easy, I need a challenge.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"You lot are far too fussy."

I'm not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna shag my wife? That's a classic - I have a blank profile and they almost always have no clear pics of the wife, where's the logic either way

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Would you drink my piss.

I kid you not, that was it....and only yesterday! Lol

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Always getting the "Fancy a discreet blowjob"... which sounds very tempting until you see that the message is from a Guy

. Not what I need or want"

Fancy a not so discreet one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you do anAl fisting?

I shit you not that was once a 1st message I recieved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones who say they can shag me better than Marc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you do anAl fisting?

I shit you not that was once a 1st message I recieved"

But... Do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy earning £1000 for a Gangbang.....

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Sex??

Only today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oohh almost forgot...."Do ya fancy a 50 man cock marathon? Smallest to biggest, ten minutes each n the last one gets to finish." I told him, as it was my first day on the site that I thought starting with just 2 fellas at once might be breaking me in a lil gentler but thanks ...what that actual fuck ate some of em thinking?!?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Received today

"Hey hun, want to see if u can take my cock".

Surprisingly not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm up and running again, so to speak I'm gonna send some of these messages to guys and see what happens!!!

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

"Can we fuck? I'll pay " or variations on offering to pay!

"I love an older woman" gee thanks that makes me feel fucking wonderful

"I'm within a mile of you, wanna flash me your twat as I drive past?" No, fuck off.

"I'm a heavy cummer " really puts me off

"Send me face pics" from a blank profile

" tell your husband to shave his beard off and then you can have me" this from a single woman who we hadn't even viewed before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm parked up in my comfy truck on the A whatever. Fancy coming over?

I want to spray my seed in your face.

Free tonight?

Mmmmmmmmmm.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my worse to date has to be.... Would you like to meet me and my cousin for a threesome

both were men!!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

On the well known dating site that involves fish I was once asked if I would suck the dudes dog off! When I replied

he said "it's OK dogs bollocks are actually really clean. Cleaner than humans "

WTF!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I think my worse to date has to be.... Would you like to meet me and my cousin for a threesome

both were men!!"

I probably would of!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any mention of "mature".

For one thing, I'm 35 not 65!

And for another, I may be getting older but I will NEVER be mature!! So ner ner na fucking ner!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Any mention of "mature".

For one thing, I'm 35 not 65!

And for another, I may be getting older but I will NEVER be mature!! So ner ner na fucking ner!

Agrees with this

(Only I'm 38)

Mr B knows it bugs me, so has given me a new nickname of 'old trout'

I won't put what I call him in return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any mention of "mature".

For one thing, I'm 35 not 65!

And for another, I may be getting older but I will NEVER be mature!! So ner ner na fucking ner!

Agrees with this

(Only I'm 38)

Mr B knows it bugs me, so has given me a new nickname of 'old trout'

I won't put what I call him in return.

Troutfucker

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Any mention of "mature".

For one thing, I'm 35 not 65!

And for another, I may be getting older but I will NEVER be mature!! So ner ner na fucking ner!

Agrees with this

(Only I'm 38)

Mr B knows it bugs me, so has given me a new nickname of 'old trout'

I won't put what I call him in return.

Troutfucker

No but actually made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hows u bb' usually goes straight in the bin.

Yes I'm a grammar snob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always getting the "Fancy a discreet blowjob"... which sounds very tempting until you see that the message is from a Guy

. Not what I need or want

Fancy a not so discreet one?

If it's a woman offering I wouldn't be complaining. Just don't get it with guys messaging straight guys. It's NEVER going to happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi babe

Hi hun

delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a slut

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I am a slut "

That's nice, but are you going to answer the OP's question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a slut

That's nice, but are you going to answer the OP's question?"

Haha I was waiting for that one

just wondered who'd be the first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always getting the "Fancy a discreet blowjob"... which sounds very tempting until you see that the message is from a Guy

. Not what I need or want

Fancy a not so discreet one?

If it's a woman offering I wouldn't be complaining. Just don't get it with guys messaging straight guys. It's NEVER going to happen!"

"Straight" doesn't seem to mean a lot on guys' profiles here

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By *teve_S65Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"i dont receive any..thank goodness

Well i tried Suzy444 but you've blocked men..... x

Maybe for the best ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything from anyone who has not even clicked on my profile, let alone read it.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

The one we've just received read

I want to lick your cunt but don't expect any thing in return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one we've just received read

I want to lick your cunt but don't expect any thing in return

Is it just me or could that be read two ways? : )

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Just received from a couple!!!!!!!

You are sexy I love ya juicy ass ya swxy thighs

And that juicy puss. Y don't u come round for some fun now no email tennis b113ad

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I just had one asking for old woman fantasy phone sex, the couple.we're 27 and 31

I'm not that frigging old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One word messages. They don't even leave scope for a polite no thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that tell me how interesting my profile is, when all it is is a rant about people not getting what a social meet means...hhmmm ok!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Ow's U 2day , wot u up 2 ?'

or other illiterate messages along those lines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like digging! Hahaha

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

'Gimme your address and I'll come and fuck you'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything demanding

delete

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

The long stories that tell me in detail what they're "going to do to me"

And I get a surprising amount of messages from guys calling me Emma. The only logical explanation I can think of for that one is they mis read my username and think it says Emma on the end instead of mama.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My most recent one...

'Masturbate over my face'

That was it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On the well known dating site that involves fish I was once asked if I would suck the dudes dog off! When I replied

he said "it's OK dogs bollocks are actually really clean. Cleaner than humans "

WTF!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a coincidence that all the women I've mailed are in this same thread. It's odd?

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By *oodlandCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

On Sunday we had a message from a couples profile that simply said: meet

When we looked at their profile, their status said: Driving around....

So clearly they were cruising around the area and using the 'who's near me' function.

They were immediately blocked....unbelievable.

But we did have a nice message from a couple today that have clearly put some thought into it...we best get responding.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've had a couple of messages that are

'Im desperate'

Though most of what we get do boil down to that.

There has been a recent trend towards just sending 'x' I know they could send nothing, but just a kiss is the same, nil effort.

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