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Weirdest chat-up line you have received on Fab

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By *ichaelxx11 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

That strange?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow b

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

In all seriousness I had a message that was:

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Just ";"

WTF?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Hi!"

You're right that is weird

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By *ichaelxx11 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Oops .. just deleted my message. Didn't mean to.

Well, title is self explanatory

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By *ichaelxx11 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

My profile clearly states I'm Straight, however I recently received a message from a TV/TS simply saying: " HI Daddy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to bend me over and eat me like a Sunday roast.

Yep still the best even if it was over a year ago on my old profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had some strange requests from chaps untill I bloked men ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever had sex in a church? Do you want to?

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By *ichaelxx11 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Would you like to bend me over and eat me like a Sunday roast.

Yep still the best even if it was over a year ago on my old profile."

Lol.. was that from a bloke ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you like to bend me over and eat me like a Sunday roast.

Yep still the best even if it was over a year ago on my old profile.

Lol.. was that from a bloke ? "

How could you tell

He blocked me when I asked if he came with gravy.

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By *ichaelxx11 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Would you like to bend me over and eat me like a Sunday roast.

Yep still the best even if it was over a year ago on my old profile.

Lol.. was that from a bloke ?

How could you tell

He blocked me when I asked if he came with gravy."

If he came with gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Would you like hubby to throat fuck you too you vomit....

Um no thanks I just did a little reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a "I've had cancer and my girlfriend left me as it was too hard for her to cope with" initial message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I politley declined a guy who asked me if i wanted a BJ

The reponse was a mouth is a mouth what are you being fussy for

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I'd like to wear your arse as a hat.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"I'd like to wear your arse as a hat.

"

I'm sorry but that one made me laugh

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I'd like to wear your arse as a hat.

I'm sorry but that one made me laugh "

Me too. That one is genius!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one this evening saying I want to lick you till you re dripping wet ! I replied is it ok if I get a shave first because I ve 5 o clock shadow ,he then exclaimed I did nt realise it was the male online to which I said there was a 50/50 chance

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By *ichaelxx11 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I'd like to wear your arse as a hat.

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By *abydollxxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham - Selly oak

"Are you into dog play"

We're now married with puppies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i recently got asked "have you had a poo yet "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think any of them can be weird, when the senders truly believe in what they're saying. Sometimes you might think it's a bit of silly banter, flirting or off the cuff randomness but it can be someone's sole pursuit in life. I had an offer to make use of skip hire and personal storage.

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By *ichaelxx11 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"i recently got asked "have you had a poo yet " "

What !! . Well, Maybe he was thinking of Anal sex..

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By *oleene HoneybeeWoman
over a year ago

on the naughty side of the street

Do you wrestle...... is the weirdest one

I wanna kidnap you...... that one freaked me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had some complete doozies, but this week's top fave thus far is a message which simply says (and I paraphrase for the sake of rules) "pork".

Was this a query about my BBQ choice? A reference to naff yet hilarious 80s movies?

One is confuddled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you on kik? Can I send you pictures of my arse hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had some complete doozies, but this week's top fave thus far is a message which simply says (and I paraphrase for the sake of rules) "pork".

Was this a query about my BBQ choice? A reference to naff yet hilarious 80s movies?

One is confuddled. "

i like that film although weekend at bernies is all time

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Boo!

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