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The Frisky Hatter Hippie Commune - Pt 2

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

We are stardust, we are golden......and we have decided the real world is too hateful for us so we're starting a hippie commune!!

Hatter is bringing his best ribbons and beads and his legendary tea making skills.

I am bringing my extensive 70's vinyl prog rock collection and my favourite frisbee....

So will you join us? And what skills or assets will you bring??

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG6fayQBm9w

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tilly and I will be creating some poetry, it could take some time.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Tilly and I will be creating some poetry, it could take some time."

We're gonna need a bigger hammock....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo may I join... Not quite sure what I can bring though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo may I join... Not quite sure what I can bring though "

You can come help me and tilly test the love nests.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo may I join... Not quite sure what I can bring though

You can come help me and tilly test the love nests. "

Ooo yes please... OK I'll bring tea and scones for afters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo may I join... Not quite sure what I can bring though

You can come help me and tilly test the love nests.

Ooo yes please... OK I'll bring tea and scones for afters "

Lovely.

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

Late to the party as always!

Any interest in corset lacing as an alternative to bra burning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm great at tying knots and making camp fires. You can tell I was a girl guide once.

Mr is adept at chopping fire wood.

Does that mean we can give up work and just live off the land?

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Late to the party as always!

Any interest in corset lacing as an alternative to bra burning?"

Ooo yes

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Late to the party as always!

Any interest in corset lacing as an alternative to bra burning?"

Chuck them on the charcoal, the sign is up at the Bra burning queue

Or BBQ for short

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'm great at tying knots and making camp fires. You can tell I was a girl guide once.

Mr is adept at chopping fire wood.

Does that mean we can give up work and just live off the land?

Sarah "

Absolutely, we have lots and lots of acres.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Late to the party as always!

Any interest in corset lacing as an alternative to bra burning?

Chuck them on the charcoal, the sign is up at the Bra burning queue

Or BBQ for short"

Hahaha!!! I'm keeping mine on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are stardust, we are golden......and we have decided the real world is too hateful for us so we're starting a hippie commune!!

Hatter is bringing his best ribbons and beads and his legendary tea making skills.

I am bringing my extensive 70's vinyl prog rock collection and my favourite frisbee....

So will you join us? And what skills or assets will you bring??"

Keeps you all safely in one place, I guess!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Late to the party as always!

Any interest in corset lacing as an alternative to bra burning?"

Sounds like a plan - I can't be doing with poorly controlled cleavage when I dance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo may I join... Not quite sure what I can bring though

You can come help me and tilly test the love nests.

Ooo yes please... OK I'll bring tea and scones for afters

Lovely. "

I'm gonna have to bring more cushions...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are stardust, we are golden......and we have decided the real world is too hateful for us so we're starting a hippie commune!!

Hatter is bringing his best ribbons and beads and his legendary tea making skills.

I am bringing my extensive 70's vinyl prog rock collection and my favourite frisbee....

So will you join us? And what skills or assets will you bring??

Keeps you all safely in one place, I guess! "

Safely could be questionable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Late to the party as always!

Any interest in corset lacing as an alternative to bra burning?

Sounds like a plan - I can't be doing with poorly controlled cleavage when I dance! "

I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo may I join... Not quite sure what I can bring though

You can come help me and tilly test the love nests.

Ooo yes please... OK I'll bring tea and scones for afters

Lovely.

I'm gonna have to bring more cushions... "

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Can you please practice your shibari away from the picnic table, we are trying to serve lunch

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3yckgRec_o&index=2&list=PL4A10F3CEE59AA399

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Can you please practice your shibari away from the picnic table, we are trying to serve lunch "

Thank God, I'm hungry now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please practice your shibari away from the picnic table, we are trying to serve lunch

Thank God, I'm hungry now!!"

Me too, after all my hard work

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Can you please practice your shibari away from the picnic table, we are trying to serve lunch

Thank God, I'm hungry now!!

Me too, after all my hard work "

I think there's going to be some Hatter impact play in a minute....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Late to the party as always!

Any interest in corset lacing as an alternative to bra burning?"

I love my bras so wouldn't wanna burn em....and I love corsets so...definitely!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Bring the spatula back its for flipping burgers not spanking.

It was bad enough losing the tongs for nipple tweaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make dream catchers too. We need some coloured feathers.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please practice your shibari away from the picnic table, we are trying to serve lunch

Thank God, I'm hungry now!!

Me too, after all my hard work

I think there's going to be some Hatter impact play in a minute.... "

Should I be worried?

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I can make dream catchers too. We need some coloured feathers.

Sarah "

Could you organise that please - I'd quite like some coloured feathers in my hair too, that sounds pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bring the spatula back its for flipping burgers not spanking.

It was bad enough losing the tongs for nipple tweaking"

I don't need the spatula, I've got one of friskys riding crops

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Can you please practice your shibari away from the picnic table, we are trying to serve lunch

Thank God, I'm hungry now!!

Me too, after all my hard work

I think there's going to be some Hatter impact play in a minute....

Should I be worried?"

Tewwified - I have riding crops remember!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can make dream catchers too. We need some coloured feathers.

Sarah

Could you organise that please - I'd quite like some coloured feathers in my hair too, that sounds pretty "

Dutch or French plaits ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can make dream catchers too. We need some coloured feathers.

Sarah

Could you organise that please - I'd quite like some coloured feathers in my hair too, that sounds pretty "

Feathers, why not, might aswell put them in my hair too.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I can make dream catchers too. We need some coloured feathers.

Sarah

Could you organise that please - I'd quite like some coloured feathers in my hair too, that sounds pretty

Dutch or French plaits ?

"

little tiny delicate ones please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please practice your shibari away from the picnic table, we are trying to serve lunch

Thank God, I'm hungry now!!

Me too, after all my hard work

I think there's going to be some Hatter impact play in a minute....

Should I be worried?

Tewwified - I have riding crops remember!! "

I've stolen them. Mwhahaha. To the love nests.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Bring the spatula back its for flipping burgers not spanking.

It was bad enough losing the tongs for nipple tweaking

I don't need the spatula, I've got one of friskys riding crops"

It's not a riding crop it's a red hot poker

Be careful where you are waving that thing!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I can make dream catchers too. We need some coloured feathers.

Sarah

Could you organise that please - I'd quite like some coloured feathers in my hair too, that sounds pretty

Feathers, why not, might aswell put them in my hair too. "

You're quite greedy for a hippie aren't you??

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Can you please practice your shibari away from the picnic table, we are trying to serve lunch

Thank God, I'm hungry now!!

Me too, after all my hard work

I think there's going to be some Hatter impact play in a minute....

Should I be worried?

Tewwified - I have riding crops remember!!

I've stolen them. Mwhahaha. To the love nests. "

I have the lunging and dressage whips still! Ha!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Can you please practice your shibari away from the picnic table, we are trying to serve lunch

Thank God, I'm hungry now!!

Me too, after all my hard work

I think there's going to be some Hatter impact play in a minute....

Should I be worried?

Tewwified - I have riding crops remember!!

I've stolen them. Mwhahaha. To the love nests.

I have the lunging and dressage whips still! Ha! "

I have a riding crop and a dressage whip. Want any help?!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Can you please practice your shibari away from the picnic table, we are trying to serve lunch

Thank God, I'm hungry now!!

Me too, after all my hard work

I think there's going to be some Hatter impact play in a minute....

Should I be worried?

Tewwified - I have riding crops remember!!

I've stolen them. Mwhahaha. To the love nests.

I have the lunging and dressage whips still! Ha!

I have a riding crop and a dressage whip. Want any help?! "

Yeah, there's a hippie getting out of hand over here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have home made burgers and home made treacle tart (the custard isn't home made though I can't do home made custard ) can i still come along?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can make dream catchers too. We need some coloured feathers.

Sarah

Could you organise that please - I'd quite like some coloured feathers in my hair too, that sounds pretty

Feathers, why not, might aswell put them in my hair too.

You're quite greedy for a hippie aren't you??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have home made burgers and home made treacle tart (the custard isn't home made though I can't do home made custard ) can i still come along? "

Yep, you can come test the love nests with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please practice your shibari away from the picnic table, we are trying to serve lunch

Thank God, I'm hungry now!!

Me too, after all my hard work

I think there's going to be some Hatter impact play in a minute....

Should I be worried?

Tewwified - I have riding crops remember!!

I've stolen them. Mwhahaha. To the love nests.

I have the lunging and dressage whips still! Ha! "

I don't know what they are. My equine knowledge is pretty limited.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please practice your shibari away from the picnic table, we are trying to serve lunch

Thank God, I'm hungry now!!

Me too, after all my hard work

I think there's going to be some Hatter impact play in a minute....

Should I be worried?

Tewwified - I have riding crops remember!!

I've stolen them. Mwhahaha. To the love nests.

I have the lunging and dressage whips still! Ha! "

Ooh I've got my lunge whip, can I join in?

*whistling Whip Crack Away*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please practice your shibari away from the picnic table, we are trying to serve lunch

Thank God, I'm hungry now!!

Me too, after all my hard work

I think there's going to be some Hatter impact play in a minute....

Should I be worried?

Tewwified - I have riding crops remember!!

I've stolen them. Mwhahaha. To the love nests.

I have the lunging and dressage whips still! Ha!

I have a riding crop and a dressage whip. Want any help?! "

Bring them to love nests. I have invited loads of ladies. I'll need all the help I can get.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Can you please practice your shibari away from the picnic table, we are trying to serve lunch

Thank God, I'm hungry now!!

Me too, after all my hard work

I think there's going to be some Hatter impact play in a minute....

Should I be worried?

Tewwified - I have riding crops remember!!

I've stolen them. Mwhahaha. To the love nests.

I have the lunging and dressage whips still! Ha!

Ooh I've got my lunge whip, can I join in?

*whistling Whip Crack Away*"

Oh yes please, we've got a Hatter Hippie gone a bit rogue, he thinks he can lie around in the love nests all day and not chop any wood, he needs licking into shape with the big whips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please practice your shibari away from the picnic table, we are trying to serve lunch

Thank God, I'm hungry now!!

Me too, after all my hard work

I think there's going to be some Hatter impact play in a minute....

Should I be worried?

Tewwified - I have riding crops remember!!

I've stolen them. Mwhahaha. To the love nests.

I have the lunging and dressage whips still! Ha!

Ooh I've got my lunge whip, can I join in?

*whistling Whip Crack Away*

Oh yes please, we've got a Hatter Hippie gone a bit rogue, he thinks he can lie around in the love nests all day and not chop any wood, he needs licking into shape with the big whips! "

I'm just trying to make sure that people feel welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have home made burgers and home made treacle tart (the custard isn't home made though I can't do home made custard ) can i still come along?

Yep, you can come test the love nests with me. "

Will there be tea in the love nests?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have home made burgers and home made treacle tart (the custard isn't home made though I can't do home made custard ) can i still come along?

Yep, you can come test the love nests with me.

Will there be tea in the love nests? "

Is that a rhetorical question or do you actually want me to answer it?

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I have home made burgers and home made treacle tart (the custard isn't home made though I can't do home made custard ) can i still come along?

Yep, you can come test the love nests with me.

Will there be tea in the love nests? "

Yes, he can make the tea at least, that'll keep him busy.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq5S5sH1Ikk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have home made burgers and home made treacle tart (the custard isn't home made though I can't do home made custard ) can i still come along?

Yep, you can come test the love nests with me.

Will there be tea in the love nests?

Yes, he can make the tea at least, that'll keep him busy."

I think I've got plenty to keep me busy

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I have home made burgers and home made treacle tart (the custard isn't home made though I can't do home made custard ) can i still come along?

Yep, you can come test the love nests with me.

Will there be tea in the love nests?

Yes, he can make the tea at least, that'll keep him busy.

I think I've got plenty to keep me busy "

This isn't the Frisky Hatter commune yer know, it's the Frisky AND Hatter one!

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

There was a part one? My absence was because I was making daisy chains (honestly )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have home made burgers and home made treacle tart (the custard isn't home made though I can't do home made custard ) can i still come along?

Yep, you can come test the love nests with me.

Will there be tea in the love nests?

Yes, he can make the tea at least, that'll keep him busy.

I think I've got plenty to keep me busy

This isn't the Frisky Hatter commune yer know, it's the Frisky AND Hatter one! "

It can be both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a part one? My absence was because I was making daisy chains (honestly )"

It's quite okay, you can definitely come test out the love nest with me.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm at the BBQ, who wants sausage?

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'm at the BBQ, who wants sausage? "

Yum yes, I love a nice sausage!

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over a year ago


"I'm at the BBQ, who wants sausage?

Yum yes, I love a nice sausage! "

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjSpO2B6G4s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joe Purdy - Wash Away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTdCzIduUb4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm at the BBQ, who wants sausage? "

I'll have a small vegetarian sausage please..I don't like real big meaty ones.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'm at the BBQ, who wants sausage?

I'll have a small vegetarian sausage please..I don't like real big meaty ones. "

You just upset a lot of hippies there in that once sentence...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm at the BBQ, who wants sausage?

I'll have a small vegetarian sausage please..I don't like real big meaty ones. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm at the BBQ, who wants sausage?

I'll have a small vegetarian sausage please..I don't like real big meaty ones.

You just upset a lot of hippies there in that once sentence... "

Oops..why?

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'm at the BBQ, who wants sausage?

I'll have a small vegetarian sausage please..I don't like real big meaty ones.

You just upset a lot of hippies there in that once sentence...

Oops..why? "

Some of them like giving pretty ladies a nice big meaty sausage, Colgate's been turning his over for hours!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I'm at the BBQ, who wants sausage?

I'll have a small vegetarian sausage please..I don't like real big meaty ones.

You just upset a lot of hippies there in that once sentence...

Oops..why?

Some of them like giving pretty ladies a nice big meaty sausage, Colgate's been turning his over for hours! "

you would love to sample my sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm at the BBQ, who wants sausage?

I'll have a small vegetarian sausage please..I don't like real big meaty ones.

You just upset a lot of hippies there in that once sentence...

Oops..why?

Some of them like giving pretty ladies a nice big meaty sausage, Colgate's been turning his over for hours! "

Ohh lol. Sorry Colgate I prefer vegetarian cocktail sausages! Plenty of takers of the big meaty ones though I'm sure! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I qm a good old boy scout so top at putting up tents rubbing sticks together , tiring knots and playing with my woggle

I make a great sausage sizzler

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over a year ago


"I qm a good old boy scout so top at putting up tents rubbing sticks together , tiring knots and playing with my woggle

I make a great sausage sizzler "

Taff, you are definitely welcome in the commune. How is pooch around cats?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I qm a good old boy scout so top at putting up tents rubbing sticks together , tiring knots and playing with my woggle

I make a great sausage sizzler "

And pooch can be the guard dog! Though I'm guessing he'd simply wag his tail if any trespassers came close!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I qm a good old boy scout so top at putting up tents rubbing sticks together , tiring knots and playing with my woggle

I make a great sausage sizzler

And pooch can be the guard dog! Though I'm guessing he'd simply wag his tail if any trespassers came close! "

Pooch would make an excellent camp mascot and guard pooch , beware the is a cuddler .

Erm cats , not pooches fave people but he can be jolly social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I qm a good old boy scout so top at putting up tents rubbing sticks together , tiring knots and playing with my woggle

I make a great sausage sizzler

And pooch can be the guard dog! Though I'm guessing he'd simply wag his tail if any trespassers came close!

Pooch would make an excellent camp mascot and guard pooch , beware the is a cuddler .

Erm cats , not pooches fave people but he can be jolly social "

Maybe when I've finished with hatter in the nest I'll help pooch..I'm excellent at cam and concealment and handy with a weapon..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I qm a good old boy scout so top at putting up tents rubbing sticks together , tiring knots and playing with my woggle

I make a great sausage sizzler

And pooch can be the guard dog! Though I'm guessing he'd simply wag his tail if any trespassers came close!

Pooch would make an excellent camp mascot and guard pooch , beware the is a cuddler .

Erm cats , not pooches fave people but he can be jolly social "

We can just keep him away from the cats.

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"I qm a good old boy scout so top at putting up tents rubbing sticks together , tiring knots and playing with my woggle

I make a great sausage sizzler

And pooch can be the guard dog! Though I'm guessing he'd simply wag his tail if any trespassers came close!

Pooch would make an excellent camp mascot and guard pooch , beware the is a cuddler .

Erm cats , not pooches fave people but he can be jolly social

Maybe when I've finished with hatter in the nest I'll help pooch..I'm excellent at cam and concealment and handy with a weapon.. "

Oh you ninja lol

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over a year ago


"I qm a good old boy scout so top at putting up tents rubbing sticks together , tiring knots and playing with my woggle

I make a great sausage sizzler

And pooch can be the guard dog! Though I'm guessing he'd simply wag his tail if any trespassers came close!

Pooch would make an excellent camp mascot and guard pooch , beware the is a cuddler .

Erm cats , not pooches fave people but he can be jolly social

Maybe when I've finished with hatter in the nest I'll help pooch..I'm excellent at cam and concealment and handy with a weapon.. "

That could be some time dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I qm a good old boy scout so top at putting up tents rubbing sticks together , tiring knots and playing with my woggle

I make a great sausage sizzler

And pooch can be the guard dog! Though I'm guessing he'd simply wag his tail if any trespassers came close!

Pooch would make an excellent camp mascot and guard pooch , beware the is a cuddler .

Erm cats , not pooches fave people but he can be jolly social

Maybe when I've finished with hatter in the nest I'll help pooch..I'm excellent at cam and concealment and handy with a weapon..

That could be some time dear. "

Hehe. I like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I qm a good old boy scout so top at putting up tents rubbing sticks together , tiring knots and playing with my woggle

I make a great sausage sizzler

And pooch can be the guard dog! Though I'm guessing he'd simply wag his tail if any trespassers came close!

Pooch would make an excellent camp mascot and guard pooch , beware the is a cuddler .

Erm cats , not pooches fave people but he can be jolly social

Maybe when I've finished with hatter in the nest I'll help pooch..I'm excellent at cam and concealment and handy with a weapon..

That could be some time dear.

Hehe. I like you. "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

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"I qm a good old boy scout so top at putting up tents rubbing sticks together , tiring knots and playing with my woggle

I make a great sausage sizzler

And pooch can be the guard dog! Though I'm guessing he'd simply wag his tail if any trespassers came close!

Pooch would make an excellent camp mascot and guard pooch , beware the is a cuddler .

Erm cats , not pooches fave people but he can be jolly social

Maybe when I've finished with hatter in the nest I'll help pooch..I'm excellent at cam and concealment and handy with a weapon..

That could be some time dear.

Hehe. I like you.

"

oooooo can i play with taffs woggle to see if i can make his sausage sizzle

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Right, I'm off to do some foraging in the woods, I hope you'll all behave while I'm gone!

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Right, I'm off to do some foraging in the woods, I hope you'll all behave while I'm gone! "

Naked I hope

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Right, I'm off to do some foraging in the woods, I hope you'll all behave while I'm gone!

Naked I hope "

Well I was going to keep the corset on....would you like to carry the basket for me??

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Right, I'm off to do some foraging in the woods, I hope you'll all behave while I'm gone!

Naked I hope

Well I was going to keep the corset on....would you like to carry the basket for me?? "

Sure thing sugar, just don't go foraging around the stingers unless you fancy being rubbed down with a dock leaf

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Right, I'm off to do some foraging in the woods, I hope you'll all behave while I'm gone!

Naked I hope

Well I was going to keep the corset on....would you like to carry the basket for me??

Sure thing sugar, just don't go foraging around the stingers unless you fancy being rubbed down with a dock leaf "

she live a bit of nettle play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, I'm off to do some foraging in the woods, I hope you'll all behave while I'm gone! "

Watch out for the nymphs.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

oh heck hope frisky hasnt fallen into the mantrap better go search

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"oh heck hope frisky hasnt fallen into the mantrap better go search"

She sets them in the long grass at this time of year

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"oh heck hope frisky hasnt fallen into the mantrap better go search

She sets them in the long grass at this time of year"

Hahaha, yes, I have lots of snares and fishnet traps set I have to check each day!!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I need more men after all, some of them are not pulling their weight!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok hot the fire lit and the billy can is steaming, cuppa any one

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Ok hot the fire lit and the billy can is steaming, cuppa any one "

Ah some help at last, thank you!

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over a year ago

Sorry, I've been a little busy making sure the love nests are suitable.

I'd love a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok hot the fire lit and the billy can is steaming, cuppa any one

Ah some help at last, thank you! "

I have a coffee perk jug too

Told you I was a boy scout

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Ok hot the fire lit and the billy can is steaming, cuppa any one

Ah some help at last, thank you!

I have a coffee perk jug too

Told you I was a boy scout "

Ooh, whats' a coffee perk?? I'm going to put some chicken thighs in the oven for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok hot the fire lit and the billy can is steaming, cuppa any one

Ah some help at last, thank you!

I have a coffee perk jug too

Told you I was a boy scout

Ooh, whats' a coffee perk?? I'm going to put some chicken thighs in the oven for everyone "

A tin coffee percolator

Yummy I will make some pancakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I've now sampled my first taco, I shall bring these.

Along with my quote book, crochet hook and wool... Willy warmers for the guys... Well we don't want you getting cold now

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ok hot the fire lit and the billy can is steaming, cuppa any one

Ah some help at last, thank you!

I have a coffee perk jug too

Told you I was a boy scout

Ooh, whats' a coffee perk?? I'm going to put some chicken thighs in the oven for everyone

A tin coffee percolator

Yummy I will make some pancakes "

mmmm taff pancakes will taste like bliss

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Ok I've now sampled my first taco, I shall bring these.

Along with my quote book, crochet hook and wool... Willy warmers for the guys... Well we don't want you getting cold now "

Ah how quaint - sitting round the campfire knitting willy warmers for the winter.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I've now sampled my first taco, I shall bring these.

Along with my quote book, crochet hook and wool... Willy warmers for the guys... Well we don't want you getting cold now "

There are other ways to keep them warm my dear.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ok I've now sampled my first taco, I shall bring these.

Along with my quote book, crochet hook and wool... Willy warmers for the guys... Well we don't want you getting cold now

Ah how quaint - sitting round the campfire knitting willy warmers for the winter..... "

knit one purl one drop a stitch cast off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I've now sampled my first taco, I shall bring these.

Along with my quote book, crochet hook and wool... Willy warmers for the guys... Well we don't want you getting cold now

There are other ways to keep them warm my dear."

Beat me to it! Haha.

I'm off out..I'll be back 'home' later.

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I've now sampled my first taco, I shall bring these.

Along with my quote book, crochet hook and wool... Willy warmers for the guys... Well we don't want you getting cold now

Ah how quaint - sitting round the campfire knitting willy warmers for the winter..... "

Not knitting... crochet... Wheres knitter.. She knows the difference...

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Ok I've now sampled my first taco, I shall bring these.

Along with my quote book, crochet hook and wool... Willy warmers for the guys... Well we don't want you getting cold now

Ah how quaint - sitting round the campfire knitting willy warmers for the winter.....

Not knitting... crochet... Wheres knitter.. She knows the difference... "

Oh do you crochet with wool?? Sorry I don't do girlie craft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok how about weaving them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok how about weaving them "

Okay you lot, this is a lot of crafty stuff. Crochet, knitting, weaving, honestly, get a loom.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Ok how about weaving them

Okay you lot, this is a lot of crafty stuff. Crochet, knitting, weaving, honestly, get a loom. "

Or just get 'em on eBay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok how about weaving them

Okay you lot, this is a lot of crafty stuff. Crochet, knitting, weaving, honestly, get a loom. "

Ah, that's a good one Sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok how about weaving them

Okay you lot, this is a lot of crafty stuff. Crochet, knitting, weaving, honestly, get a loom.

Ah, that's a good one Sir

"

Why thank you *tips hat*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok how about weaving them

Okay you lot, this is a lot of crafty stuff. Crochet, knitting, weaving, honestly, get a loom. "

Chuckle bravo

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

but if we sell em a pound a inch we will get enough in the kitty for essental items

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but if we sell em a pound a inch we will get enough in the kitty for essental items "

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can I come?? I'll bring peace and love

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Please can I come?? I'll bring peace and love "

Of course, they are the baseline - we'll teach you a craft lol! I think I'm going to invite Brian Cox too, I think he'd be very useful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please can I come?? I'll bring peace and love

Of course, they are the baseline - we'll teach you a craft lol! I think I'm going to invite Brian Cox too, I think he'd be very useful "

Ooooh I'll just be happy to keep everyone else happy as their doing a craft I'll suck cock and eat pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please can I come?? I'll bring peace and love

Of course, they are the baseline - we'll teach you a craft lol! I think I'm going to invite Brian Cox too, I think he'd be very useful

Ooooh I'll just be happy to keep everyone else happy as their doing a craft I'll suck cock and eat pussy "

I like this one.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Please can I come?? I'll bring peace and love

Of course, they are the baseline - we'll teach you a craft lol! I think I'm going to invite Brian Cox too, I think he'd be very useful

Ooooh I'll just be happy to keep everyone else happy as their doing a craft I'll suck cock and eat pussy

I like this one."

That'll be the free love I reckon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please can I come?? I'll bring peace and love

Of course, they are the baseline - we'll teach you a craft lol! I think I'm going to invite Brian Cox too, I think he'd be very useful

Ooooh I'll just be happy to keep everyone else happy as their doing a craft I'll suck cock and eat pussy

I like this one.

That'll be the free love I reckon... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

[Removed by poster at 12/07/16 00:30:16]

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Better version::

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zpPSccLxiM

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Good morning commune, the sun is shining, the sky is blue and there are ponies to ride!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope that's not Hatter being dressed up as a pony... I know he likes his hair braided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And good morning everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please can I come?? I'll bring peace and love

Of course, they are the baseline - we'll teach you a craft lol! I think I'm going to invite Brian Cox too, I think he'd be very useful

Ooooh I'll just be happy to keep everyone else happy as their doing a craft I'll suck cock and eat pussy

I like this one.

That'll be the free love I reckon...

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope that's not Hatter being dressed up as a pony... I know he likes his hair braided "

And I like to be ridden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope that's not Hatter being dressed up as a pony... I know he likes his hair braided

And I like to be ridden. "

Giddy up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope that's not Hatter being dressed up as a pony... I know he likes his hair braided

And I like to be ridden.

Giddy up "

You'll have to hold on tight.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I hope that's not Hatter being dressed up as a pony... I know he likes his hair braided

And I like to be ridden.

Giddy up

You'll have to hold on tight. "

Get a stable you two

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over a year ago


"I hope that's not Hatter being dressed up as a pony... I know he likes his hair braided

And I like to be ridden.

Giddy up

You'll have to hold on tight.

Get a stable you two "

Nah, we'll be in the love nest.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Up for hand in hand - there's a part 1 too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely going to need those hammocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you foresee a nation wide shortage of lentils?

Will speaking in tongues be frowned on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh summer breeze make me feel fine, blowing like a...

I don't know the rest of the lyrics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhh summer breeze make me feel fine, blowing like a...

I don't know the rest of the lyrics "

It doesn't matter just get in the hammock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhh summer breeze make me feel fine, blowing like a...

I don't know the rest of the lyrics

It doesn't matter just get in the hammock. "

Hurrah! Mission complete

I've bought tea to Hatter

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Definitely going to need those hammocks. "

I think I'd better order both - I'll have the luxury one, you can go for acreage!

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over a year ago


"Ahhh summer breeze make me feel fine, blowing like a...

I don't know the rest of the lyrics

It doesn't matter just get in the hammock.

Hurrah! Mission complete

I've bought tea to Hatter "

Sneaky, you know how to get me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely going to need those hammocks.

I think I'd better order both - I'll have the luxury one, you can go for acreage! "

Good idea, i will need the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frisky you know what I'm going to say......copy of Hunky Dory

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Do you foresee a nation wide shortage of lentils?

Will speaking in tongues be frowned on?"

Well Dan, i see you've been growing your hair since the 70's for just such an occasion!!!! Bring some lentils and sling yourself a hammock lol!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Frisky you know what I'm going to say......copy of Hunky Dory "

Oh yeah!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsSlOGzPM90

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

I can make some batik thongs using a wax candle and some blackberries... am I in?

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I can make some batik thongs using a wax candle and some blackberries... am I in? "

Can I have a t-shirt instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring a Remington .308 which is very good for catching deer

that is; if there are any meat eaters in your commune?

We do have to eat and as much as I am a nice loving guy, I can put food on the table

what say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

We are carnivorous hippies - we had a bbq in part one and like bacon

I would just like to make sure none of our animals ever suffer - we like happy food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are carnivorous hippies - we had a bbq in part one and like bacon

I would just like to make sure none of our animals ever suffer - we like happy food!"

How about you play them some whale music whilst they pass over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock "

Get in the hammock you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are carnivorous hippies - we had a bbq in part one and like bacon

I would just like to make sure none of our animals ever suffer - we like happy food!"

Im a "one shot" man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are carnivorous hippies - we had a bbq in part one and like bacon

I would just like to make sure none of our animals ever suffer - we like happy food!

How about you play them some whale music whilst they pass over? "

I was going to say play some Enya but I don't want increase their suffering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock

Get in the hammock you."

Ooh I love it when you're all bossy

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock "

Yes we like playing games!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock

Get in the hammock you.

Ooh I love it when you're all bossy "

wait til I get hold of Friskys riding crop again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are carnivorous hippies - we had a bbq in part one and like bacon

I would just like to make sure none of our animals ever suffer - we like happy food!

How about you play them some whale music whilst they pass over?

I was going to say play some Enya but I don't want increase their suffering. "

They'd end up killing themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are carnivorous hippies - we had a bbq in part one and like bacon

I would just like to make sure none of our animals ever suffer - we like happy food!

How about you play them some whale music whilst they pass over?

I was going to say play some Enya but I don't want increase their suffering.

They'd end up killing themselves "

The commune will be an Enya free zone.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock

Get in the hammock you."

Even the big one is going to collapse - you'll all have to go harvest the lentils soon while I get my turn testing the love nests!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock

Get in the hammock you.

Even the big one is going to collapse - you'll all have to go harvest the lentils soon while I get my turn testing the love nests! "

But....but... I have two ladies two entertain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock

Get in the hammock you.

Even the big one is going to collapse - you'll all have to go harvest the lentils soon while I get my turn testing the love nests!

But....but... I have two ladies two entertain. "

You don't have to entertain us at the same time. We can take it in turns. One gets entertained, the other tends to the lentils

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock

Get in the hammock you.

Even the big one is going to collapse - you'll all have to go harvest the lentils soon while I get my turn testing the love nests!

But....but... I have two ladies two entertain. "

Two? You've got about 10 in there lol!!!

Actually are there any male masseurs in the commune yet - I have very sore glutes after my circuit training??

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock

Get in the hammock you.

Even the big one is going to collapse - you'll all have to go harvest the lentils soon while I get my turn testing the love nests!

But....but... I have two ladies two entertain.

You don't have to entertain us at the same time. We can take it in turns. One gets entertained, the other tends to the lentils "

Official lentil tender - I like it!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"We are carnivorous hippies - we had a bbq in part one and like bacon

I would just like to make sure none of our animals ever suffer - we like happy food!

Im a "one shot" man "

Best thing, happy free range life then bang, pot roast time!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"We are carnivorous hippies - we had a bbq in part one and like bacon

I would just like to make sure none of our animals ever suffer - we like happy food!

How about you play them some whale music whilst they pass over? "

Actually I'll have some in the love nest while my glutes are being massaged......

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over a year ago


"I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock

Get in the hammock you.

Even the big one is going to collapse - you'll all have to go harvest the lentils soon while I get my turn testing the love nests!

But....but... I have two ladies two entertain.

You don't have to entertain us at the same time. We can take it in turns. One gets entertained, the other tends to the lentils "

Both at the same time is more fun though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock

Get in the hammock you.

Even the big one is going to collapse - you'll all have to go harvest the lentils soon while I get my turn testing the love nests!

But....but... I have two ladies two entertain.

You don't have to entertain us at the same time. We can take it in turns. One gets entertained, the other tends to the lentils

Official lentil tender - I like it! "

Hey don't be greedy! I said take turns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock

Get in the hammock you.

Even the big one is going to collapse - you'll all have to go harvest the lentils soon while I get my turn testing the love nests!

But....but... I have two ladies two entertain.

Two? You've got about 10 in there lol!!!

Actually are there any male masseurs in the commune yet - I have very sore glutes after my circuit training?? "

Ahem, me actually. I'm a qualified massage therapist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock

Get in the hammock you.

Even the big one is going to collapse - you'll all have to go harvest the lentils soon while I get my turn testing the love nests!

But....but... I have two ladies two entertain.

Two? You've got about 10 in there lol!!!

Actually are there any male masseurs in the commune yet - I have very sore glutes after my circuit training??

Ahem, me actually. I'm a qualified massage therapist. "

Did I mention my back problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock

Get in the hammock you.

Even the big one is going to collapse - you'll all have to go harvest the lentils soon while I get my turn testing the love nests!

But....but... I have two ladies two entertain.

Two? You've got about 10 in there lol!!!

Actually are there any male masseurs in the commune yet - I have very sore glutes after my circuit training??

Ahem, me actually. I'm a qualified massage therapist.

Did I mention my back problem? "

You have actually. Take your top off and lie down.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock

Get in the hammock you.

Even the big one is going to collapse - you'll all have to go harvest the lentils soon while I get my turn testing the love nests!

But....but... I have two ladies two entertain.

Two? You've got about 10 in there lol!!!

Actually are there any male masseurs in the commune yet - I have very sore glutes after my circuit training??

Ahem, me actually. I'm a qualified massage therapist. "

Go on then, get kneading!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock

Get in the hammock you.

Even the big one is going to collapse - you'll all have to go harvest the lentils soon while I get my turn testing the love nests!

But....but... I have two ladies two entertain.

Two? You've got about 10 in there lol!!!

Actually are there any male masseurs in the commune yet - I have very sore glutes after my circuit training??

Ahem, me actually. I'm a qualified massage therapist.

Did I mention my back problem?

You have actually. Take your top off and lie down. "

It's my back, not my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock

Get in the hammock you.

Even the big one is going to collapse - you'll all have to go harvest the lentils soon while I get my turn testing the love nests!

But....but... I have two ladies two entertain.

Two? You've got about 10 in there lol!!!

Actually are there any male masseurs in the commune yet - I have very sore glutes after my circuit training??

Ahem, me actually. I'm a qualified massage therapist.

Go on then, get kneading! "

Let me get the oil first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock

Get in the hammock you.

Even the big one is going to collapse - you'll all have to go harvest the lentils soon while I get my turn testing the love nests!

But....but... I have two ladies two entertain.

Two? You've got about 10 in there lol!!!

Actually are there any male masseurs in the commune yet - I have very sore glutes after my circuit training??

Ahem, me actually. I'm a qualified massage therapist.

Did I mention my back problem?

You have actually. Take your top off and lie down.

It's my back, not my boobs "

We'll get to your back.... Eventually.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock

Get in the hammock you.

Even the big one is going to collapse - you'll all have to go harvest the lentils soon while I get my turn testing the love nests!

But....but... I have two ladies two entertain.

Two? You've got about 10 in there lol!!!

Actually are there any male masseurs in the commune yet - I have very sore glutes after my circuit training??

Ahem, me actually. I'm a qualified massage therapist.

Go on then, get kneading!

Let me get the oil first "

Sweet almond please!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I've got a tent and a great sense of humour - can I join please? Xx

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I can bring myself. If that's not enough I'll bring badminton rackets and a shuttle cock

Get in the hammock you.

Even the big one is going to collapse - you'll all have to go harvest the lentils soon while I get my turn testing the love nests!

But....but... I have two ladies two entertain.

Two? You've got about 10 in there lol!!!

Actually are there any male masseurs in the commune yet - I have very sore glutes after my circuit training??

Ahem, me actually. I'm a qualified massage therapist.

Did I mention my back problem?

You have actually. Take your top off and lie down.

It's my back, not my boobs

We'll get to your back.... Eventually. "

After my arse lol!

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