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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hoping she feels better very very soon...and stays in the house today as so not to scare any small children with her deformed looks..

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

She was turned down for a zombie sequel

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Yes get well soon loveliness X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes get well soon loveliness X"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get better soon! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hear she has a balaclava, but maybe that's just for some depraved sex game

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I hear she has a balaclava, but maybe that's just for some depraved sex game

You don't know how close you are to the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hoping she feels better very very soon...and stays in the house today as so not to scare any small children with her deformed looks..

Haha I have locked myself in the house and drawn the curtains so as not to further offend anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She was turned down for a zombie sequel

They said I was too realistic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hear she has a balaclava, but maybe that's just for some depraved sex game

the balaclava is for when I rob banks.

The gimp mask is for my victims

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hear she has a balaclava, but maybe that's just for some depraved sex game

the balaclava is for when I rob banks.

The gimp mask is for my victims

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bring out the gimp, but the gimps sleeping, well I guess you best go wake her up now..

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The gimp mask doesn't fit her while she has that giant carbuncle on her fissog

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The gimp mask doesn't fit her while she has that giant carbuncle on her fissog

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I find that bulbous look quite attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hear she has a balaclava, but maybe that's just for some depraved sex game

the balaclava is for when I rob banks.

The gimp mask is for my victims

Victims is such a strong word!!

I prefer the term 'volunteers who may not have EXACTLY volunteered, but probably had a vague idea what was required of them!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The gimp mask doesn't fit her while she has that giant carbuncle on her fissog

I find that bulbous look quite attractive "

Stop crawling!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

D*unk again?

*tuts*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D*unk again?

*tuts*"

I think she has a problem.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"D*unk again?

*tuts*

I think she has a problem. "

Hmm.

I'm spotting a pattern.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D*unk again?

*tuts*

I think she has a problem.

Hmm.

I'm spotting a pattern."

Bloody cheek I am deformed. No alcohol required

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Maybe you should have a drink then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you should have a drink then

Its still morning time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you should have a drink then

Its still morning time

I'm sure that won't stop you.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Maybe you should have a drink then

Its still morning time

I'm sure that won't stop you."

Yeah, what's the worst that can happen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you should have a drink then

Its still morning time

I'm sure that won't stop you.

Yeah, what's the worst that can happen?

Stop it you two people will think I am some kind of Lush

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

What do you mean "think"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you should have a drink then

Its still morning time

I'm sure that won't stop you.

Yeah, what's the worst that can happen?

Stop it you two people will think I am some kind of Lush

*Ahem*... Well..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe you should have a drink then

Its still morning time

I'm sure that won't stop you.

Yeah, what's the worst that can happen?

Stop it you two people will think I am some kind of Lush

*Ahem*... Well.."
if the cap fits..oh wait with your enlarged head it wont..maybe wear it at a jaunty angle..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you should have a drink then

Its still morning time

I'm sure that won't stop you.

Yeah, what's the worst that can happen?

Stop it you two people will think I am some kind of Lush

*Ahem*... Well.. if the cap fits..oh wait with your enlarged head it wont..maybe wear it at a jaunty angle..

you can go off people ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you should have a drink then

Its still morning time

I'm sure that won't stop you.

Yeah, what's the worst that can happen?

Stop it you two people will think I am some kind of Lush

*Ahem*... Well.. if the cap fits..oh wait with your enlarged head it wont..maybe wear it at a jaunty angle..

you can go off people ya know"

Yeah, when you find out they are d*unks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe you should have a drink then

Its still morning time

I'm sure that won't stop you.

Yeah, what's the worst that can happen?

Stop it you two people will think I am some kind of Lush

*Ahem*... Well.. if the cap fits..oh wait with your enlarged head it wont..maybe wear it at a jaunty angle..

you can go off people ya know

Yeah, when you find out they are d*unks

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second bottle of diamond white cider should take the edge off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously guys stop it people will think Im an alcoholic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously guys stop it people will think Im an alcoholic

Sorry, she isn't really, she can't even keep it in the cup most of the time.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Get well soon, lovely Knitter xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone on here knows that you are just a lovely person. Dont worry Miss K.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone on here knows that you are just a lovely person. Dont worry Miss K.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously guys stop it people will think Im an alcoholic

Sorry, she isn't really, she can't even keep it in the cup most of the time.

So she does have a drink problem ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously guys stop it people will think Im an alcoholic

......denial....,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously guys stop it people will think Im an alcoholic

......denial....,"

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Hope you are better soon lovely,big hugs .Xx miss.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

They are casting for the Merrick sequel

The working title is Elephant bird. Naturally knitter has been cast in the leading role

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr S2016 I would like to thank you I am never getting a meet after this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously guys stop it people will think Im an alcoholic

......denial....,

Sorry I didn't know you had a drink problem, I wouldn't have keep asking you out for a glass of something nice if I had known,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously guys stop it people will think Im an alcoholic

......denial....,

Sorry I didn't know you had a drink problem, I wouldn't have keep asking you out for a glass of something nice if I had known,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr S2016 I would like to thank you I am never getting a meet after this thread

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leaves it wide open for me then

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