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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'd been seeing this Nurse for a few days and we finally got round to shagging...

As I stripped off I said to her: "You must have seen a few cocks where you work?

how do you rate mine?"

She said: "It's just slightly bigger than most i see."

I said: "Thanks, what sort of nursing do you do by the way?"

"I'm a Midwife." she says..:

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

Lol

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"I'd been seeing this Nurse for a few days and we finally got round to shagging...

As I stripped off I said to her: "You must have seen a few cocks where you work?

how do you rate mine?"

She said: "It's just slightly bigger than most i see."

I said: "Thanks, what sort of nursing do you do by the way?"

"I'm a Midwife." she says..:

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Like it joke of the day do not take it to heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd been seeing this Nurse for a few days and we finally got round to shagging...

As I stripped off I said to her: "You must have seen a few cocks where you work?

how do you rate mine?"

She said: "It's just slightly bigger than most i see."

I said: "Thanks, what sort of nursing do you do by the way?"

"I'm a Midwife." she says..:Heston blumenthal has invented an aftershave made from seasoned bread crumbs. Apparently the birds love it. You started it

Like it joke of the day do not take it to heart"

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Could have been worse I suppose, not sure how though

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

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"Could have been worse I suppose, not sure how though

She could only deliver girls lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could have been worse I suppose, not sure how though

She could only deliver girls lol "

Just fell out of bed laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd been seeing this Nurse for a few days and we finally got round to shagging...

As I stripped off I said to her: "You must have seen a few cocks where you work?

how do you rate mine?"

She said: "It's just slightly bigger than most i see."

I said: "Thanks, what sort of nursing do you do by the way?"

"I'm a Midwife." she says..:

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm going to sleep now

Alone and chastised

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

After years of doubt, I'm convinced my wife's having an affair. We've gone and moved 250 miles away and we've still got the same fucking window cleaner.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

My wife has said that if I don't come away from the computer, she'll bang my head on the keyboarduegiufrewkihyupdofhdeowfo

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

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Lol any more coming?

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

As I come home from work my mrs started rambling on about how she was leaving me because I'm a selfish, sexist bastard who doesn't listen!

"WHOA WHOA WHOA" I said

"where the fuck is my dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You crack me up!! Keep them coming!

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I love my bank, I can text them and they will text me back my bank balance, It's so convenient.

I could do without the Lol at the end of it though.

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

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You do make me laugh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd been seeing this Nurse for a few days and we finally got round to shagging...

As I stripped off I said to her: "You must have seen a few cocks where you work?

how do you rate mine?"

She said: "It's just slightly bigger than most i see."

I said: "Thanks, what sort of nursing do you do by the way?"

"I'm a Midwife." she says..:

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I went out and bought some gloating cream.

The instructions say I need to rub it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went out and bought some gloating cream.

The instructions say I need to rub it in

Pmsl! !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've thoroughly enjoyed all of those x

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

My wife just gave me an ultimatum, it's either her or the Internet Sadly, this will be my last joke in which I talk about having a wife

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

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Lol

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I got sunburned on Saturday and I'm taking viagara for it. It won't cure it but it helps keep the sheets off of my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep'em coming!

Betty

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

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"I got sunburned on Saturday and I'm taking viagara for it. It won't cure it but it helps keep the sheets off of my legs

Lol love it

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

As the head started to emerge out of my wife's vagina,

I said, "That is beautiful."

"Not really," exclaimed the doctor, "How did she get an action man stuck in her pussy??"

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