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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, some of you fab people must have some embarrassing stories about when you've put your foot in it or done something embarrassing...spill the beans...

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"stories about when you've put your foot in it ....."

Sorry we're not THAT kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stories about when you've put your foot in it .....

Sorry we're not THAT kinky "

This is not what I heard

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"stories about when you've put your foot in it .....

Sorry we're not THAT kinky

This is not what I heard "

You shouldn't read everything the print in the tabloids.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"stories about when you've put your foot in it .....

Sorry we're not THAT kinky "

You might need to ask Gloswingers about that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stories about when you've put your foot in it .....

Sorry we're not THAT kinky

This is not what I heard

You shouldn't read everything the print in the tabloids. "

Haha yes but they help me well when I am on the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm.. Suppose usual one. I was sort of dating a lady a while back. She was into trying kink. So I rang her phone to arrange a meet and discuss what I was going to do to her. To my utter horror I was actually talking to her mother.!! Sadly I never saw her again..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

forgetting i left my dildo in the bathroom until next morning wen my mum called me in there and asking why there was an 8" rubber cock suckered to bathroom wall

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"stories about when you've put your foot in it .....

Sorry we're not THAT kinky "

Sole destroying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told the other door man I was working with that there's a bird walking in with her tits hanging out,she walks in and one of the guys standing with us does too and she comes back out asking who it is likes her 5 granders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Told the other door man I was working with that there's a bird walking in with her tits hanging out,she walks in and one of the guys standing with us does too and she comes back out asking who it is likes her 5 granders

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It was his sister haha

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Saw a female friend in a pub a while back, I had heard she was expecting a baby with her boyfriend. I asked when it was due (she looked larger than when I'd seen her last). She replied that she'd had the baby three months ago.

D'OH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laughed at a guy (not that I met through fab) during sex. He wasn't as good as he thought he was. I feel so bad

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I fell asleep during a guy giving me oral sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was walking to a meet 10 minutes from my house, wearing my black leather coat and boots, I looked a bit tarty. I was also wearing hold up stockings, one kept falling down past my knee, I had to keep pulling it back up. A man getting in his van asked if I was okay. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fell asleep during a guy giving me oral sex.

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It can be very relaxing tho!!!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I was walking to a meet 10 minutes from my house, wearing my black leather coat and boots, I looked a bit tarty. I was also wearing hold up stockings, one kept falling down past my knee, I had to keep pulling it back up. A man getting in his van asked if I was okay. XXX"

I was waiting for a meet, outside a pub, looking a bit tarty and a man mistaking me for a prostitute tried to avail himself of my services.

The skirt was short but it wasn't that bad!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I fell asleep during a guy giving me oral sex.

It can be very relaxing tho!!!! "

He was just rubbish at it unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fell asleep during a guy giving me oral sex.

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Ive done this whilst having a blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laughed at a guy (not that I met through fab) during sex. He wasn't as good as he thought he was. I feel so bad "

That's sooo harsh, but soooo funny to read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fell asleep during a guy giving me oral sex.

It can be very relaxing tho!!!!

He was just rubbish at it unfortunately."

Not so good then? I'd have just moved on to something else!! Or was the snoring a subtle hint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is nothing intimate lol,Was on a train once, checking fab,having a good perv on all the pics, and started to here giggling from behind my seet,then I realized the couple behind me must of had a fantastic view of what I was looking at in the reflection of the window glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is nothing intimate lol,Was on a train once, checking fab,having a good perv on all the pics, and started to here giggling from behind my seet,then I realized the couple behind me must of had a fantastic view of what I was looking at in the reflection of the window glass "

Ive been caught that many times it no longer bothers me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"forgetting i left my dildo in the bathroom until next morning wen my mum called me in there and asking why there was an 8" rubber cock suckered to bathroom wall"

This made me really laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fell asleep during a guy giving me oral sex.

Ive done this whilst having a blow job "

I fell asleep giving a blow job. I was exhausted.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I fell asleep during a guy giving me oral sex.

It can be very relaxing tho!!!!

He was just rubbish at it unfortunately.

Not so good then? I'd have just moved on to something else!! Or was the snoring a subtle hint? "

I tried to, subtly. He really wanted to though.

If I'd moved on to something else he'd have thought I wasn't enjoying it, (which, to be fair I wasn't) but falling asleep hurt his feelings anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once ended up in the wrong house when meeting up of here.

I had agreed with guy I was meeting to walk in his home and go straight into the room on the right to get ready. He told me there would be a mirror in the room for me to do my make up etc. I actually phoned him from outside and said yes you have a Skoda outside the house, yes he said. So when I walked into the house I went straight into the room to doll up. There was no mirror, so I gently shouted through that there was no mirror to be greeted by an angry gentleman saying what the f are you doing in here. I made my excuses and left. I was in the wrong street x

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Fell asleep during phonesex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first ever date, I've asked her the same question 3 times over the period of 1 hour .

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"My first ever date, I've asked her the same question 3 times over the period of 1 hour ."

That's not uncommon. Don't sweat it.

Quite a few guys have done the same with me. I may have done it myself, though I don't remember it.

We know you are probably nervous. We're probably nervous too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was this one time.

I was leader of the Conservative party and prime minister of the United Kingdom.

I thought it would be great to show my man of the people face and give the country a referendum on staying or opting out of the Eu.

Well I grossly underestimated the feeling of the country and had not even consider a leave vote winning.

Imagine my surprise and embarrassment when the leave vote won.

Talk about foot in mouth.

I decided to beat a hasty retreat and resigned immediately leaving some other witless fecker to pick up the pieces.

Oh how we laugh at dinner parties about this one.

Dc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laughed at a guy (not that I met through fab) during sex. He wasn't as good as he thought he was. I feel so bad

That's sooo harsh, but soooo funny to read "

Bless, he was only 20

Felt like such a dick haha. Funnily enough, he's not talking to me now haha

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Yeah.

The worst was when I was outed by my brother-'in-law' (we're not married) at my other half's parents' Xmas meal some years ago.

He started muttering about me being a shit and then going on about some of my indiscretions.

Her mother choked on her food, my father'-in law' said, "What do you mean he dances at both ends of the ball room?"

I wanted to die.

And my missus? She was like, STFU, you don;t know what you're talking about and anyway it has nothing to do with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"forgetting i left my dildo in the bathroom until next morning wen my mum called me in there and asking why there was an 8" rubber cock suckered to bathroom wall

This made me really laugh "

Haha me too lol

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