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Branching off the sycophancy thread.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...... let's have some of the cheesiest chat-up lines you have heard or used.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Forgot mine........"do these look real?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To me: God, you're amazing, never felt like this with anyone before.

God, I'm welling up remembering that...how I kept a straight face heaven knows.

The nices thing I've said? "Hmmmm...I've had better".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have lovely eyes (whilst gorging on her cleavage !)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

I think the gorgeous legs has to be the funniest. I have tree trunks, i have an inside leg of 26" im big. Noone could describe my legs as being gorgeous. No im not seeking compliments im a realist.

If you where slim heads would turn everywhere you went

I thought you where going to be a stupid woman but your not

Last two where said by the same guy

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"aye, you're no bad for a Hearts supporter"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never been chatted up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To me..... you're never 53 with tits like them.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"To me..... you're never 53 with tits like them. "

I'm sure I said that to you last year Loops

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"To me..... you're never 53 with tits like them. "

Said to me with a straight face last year,"i think you are older than me,about 26 or 27!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To me..... you're never 53 with tits like them.

I'm sure I said that to you last year Loops "

Tuttttt.....I was 52 last year.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Oh we where talking about my friends upcoming 40th and someone asked me when mine was

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To me..... you're never 53 with tits like them.

Said to me with a straight face last year,"i think you are older than me,about 26 or 27!" "

OMG... I must be a fossil then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To me..... you're never 53 with tits like them. "

Must have made your knickers simply drop off !!

Mind you they do look yummy !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I remember a pal of mine running from a woman in the pub, she said to him my knickers are in my pocket, wanna see? ....then parted her thighs to give him a look.... he said it was like a gorilla hugging her under her skirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I licked a right hairy muff and when I'd finished, she said "Hope you enjoyed that as much as I did ?"

I said "Felt like I was snogging ZZ Top"

Then I run off

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