FabSwingers.com forum: No friends online

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Need new ones..just pseudo ones, nothing permanent, we ain't gonna go camping or share blood and swap tattoos tonight, just ti buy me beer, make me cake and massage my ego..apply with a covering letter and detailed analysis of why you would be good to the position in my box. Applications close in 29 minutes..Go..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first of all, I need to know, do you have money, or a boat ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well obviously money but boatless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of mine are online as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok what car do you have ? could I borrow it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dozens of friends, which car would you like? The micra, or the punto?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose I could lend you a couple of friends, but they need to be returned.

Mr X where are you, he's very friendly and helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha I'll pass the punto

my mom used to have one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would put myself down ! But 29 minutes isn't enough to read my covering letter and to check my 200 references! So I am out! But could I still borrow your car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake?? Who has cake?? I am sure you mentioned cake!! I think I may need cake!! I have a problem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake?? Who has cake?? I am sure you mentioned cake!! I think I may need cake!! I have a problem!

I have cake

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Cake?? Who has cake?? I am sure you mentioned cake!! I think I may need cake!! I have a problem!

I have red velvet and carrot cake both homemade this afternoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ummm excuse me stop poaching my new friends. Fund your own

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

It's a bit late for cake!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Pass.

The OP didn't mention arse spanking did he, so go on and be his friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a bit late for cake!"

Never too late for cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a bit late for cake!"
never too late for a bit of cream horn fun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pass.

The OP didn't mention arse spanking did he, so go on and be his friend

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arse spanking is a pre requisite for my friends list

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Cake?? Who has cake?? I am sure you mentioned cake!! I think I may need cake!! I have a problem!

I have red velvet and carrot cake both homemade this afternoon

You already have our attention and cake too....

Need to lie down now

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By *ittle missnaughtyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"first of all, I need to know, do you have money, or a boat ? "

Just want to say what a fantastic profile....but why the boat ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone needs new friends and iv 2 cars all my new friends can borrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake?? Who has cake?? I am sure you mentioned cake!! I think I may need cake!! I have a problem!

I have red velvet and carrot cake both homemade this afternoon

You already have our attention and cake too....

Need to lie down now

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if you're gonna be on my list no time to slacking you need to be at my beck and call. That's what friends are 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problem these days is, everybody friendly, but nobodies friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be your friend buddy, sick of being lonely and I am a nice guy with no hidden, agenda and dont want anything off anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The problem these days is, everybody friendly, but nobodies friends. "

Very deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am willing to do pretty much anything for cake right now...well....not anything...but..well..eat cake...might make ya a tea to go with...the home made red velvet n carrot cakes sound amazing!! I might do more for those lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am willing to do pretty much anything for cake right now...well....not anything...but..well..eat cake...might make ya a tea to go with...the home made red velvet n carrot cakes sound amazing!! I might do more for those lol

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heels hold ups, tattoos and cake perfect!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I would be your friend buddy, sick of being lonely and I am a nice guy with no hidden, agenda and dont want anything off anyone"

Don't be lonely have a cuddle and some cake X

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"first of all, I need to know, do you have money, or a boat ?

Just want to say what a fantastic profile....but why the boat ?"

Nice Google pic you have there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

May I say this isn't a cake eating thread..its about me and my needs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"first of all, I need to know, do you have money, or a boat ?

Just want to say what a fantastic profile....but why the boat ?"

Do you know a woman who will refuse to have sex with Spiderman on a boat ??

that's why the boat !

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"May I say this isn't a cake eating thread..its about me and my needs!!

But you mentioned cake first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Problem is not everyone is friendly. I just said hi to someone who clearly thinks he is Adonis and got blocked for saying Hi. Now I am off to eat cake and have a whiskey in my log cabin

Peace to all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" arse spanking is a pre requisite for my friends list

Count me in then x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I say this isn't a cake eating thread..its about me and my needs!!

But you mentioned cake first

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oh I did just scrolled up you're right!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heels hold ups, tattoos and cake perfect!

Awww

does that make us friends now then??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

heels hold ups, tattoos and cake perfect!

Awww

does that make us friends now then??

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undeniably make friends make friends never ever break friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heels hold ups, tattoos and cake perfect!

Awww

does that make us friends now then??

undeniably make friends make friends never ever break friends

Awww yay!!! I'm in!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

heels hold ups, tattoos and cake perfect!

Awww

does that make us friends now then??

undeniably make friends make friends never ever break friends

Awww yay!!! I'm in!!

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indeed get ya heels on lets get some victoria sponge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The problem these days is, everybody friendly, but nobodies friends.

Very deep

She says deep is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heels hold ups, tattoos and cake perfect!

Awww

does that make us friends now then??

undeniably make friends make friends never ever break friends

Awww yay!!! I'm in!!

indeed get ya heels on lets get some victoria sponge

Ready when you are!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

heels hold ups, tattoos and cake perfect!

Awww

does that make us friends now then??

undeniably make friends make friends never ever break friends

Awww yay!!! I'm in!!

indeed get ya heels on lets get some victoria sponge

Ready when you are!!

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always ready friend

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By *ittle missnaughtyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"first of all, I need to know, do you have money, or a boat ?

Just want to say what a fantastic profile....but why the boat ?

Do you know a woman who will refuse to have sex with Spiderman on a boat ??

that's why the boat !

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By *ittle missnaughtyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

heels hold ups, tattoos and cake perfect!

Awww

does that make us friends now then??

undeniably make friends make friends never ever break friends

Awww yay!!! I'm in!!

indeed get ya heels on lets get some victoria sponge

I have the heels but no cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heels hold ups, tattoos and cake perfect!

Awww

does that make us friends now then??

undeniably make friends make friends never ever break friends

Awww yay!!! I'm in!!

indeed get ya heels on lets get some victoria sponge

I have the heels but no cake

I'll buy you cake if you promise to wear the heels

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