FabSwingers.com forum: If I came back it would be...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If there is a thing as reincarnation then I would love to be a prize bull (escaping the slaughterhouse) with a field of lovely heffers with lovely big udders ! what would be your choice...being as this is my post I have already bagsied the bull and not left lumbered as a three toed sloth who only mates once every two years or something like that !!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

a bi female...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a bi female..."

nooo....its got to be an animal !

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Cat,my two get the best spot in bed,get stroked whenever they want and rule the house.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"a bi female...

nooo....its got to be an animal !

and where does it say that???

and take your rolling eyes and stick em where the sun don't shine xx

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"a bi female..."

Trust me... it's not all that!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I giant sex robot with lasers for eyes.

I would also fly with the use of retractable wings.

I have diagrams if anyone would like to see.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I giant sex robot with lasers for eyes.

I would also fly with the use of retractable wings.

I have diagrams if anyone would like to see."

time for your meds darling...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I giant sex robot with lasers for eyes.

I would also fly with the use of retractable wings.

I have diagrams if anyone would like to see.

time for your meds darling..."

Think its about time he got sectioned personally..

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

as a woman only way il get a meet on here

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Philistines!!!

They laughed at Steve Penicillin when he announced he had invented blue tak.

Now look at him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id come back as a black widow

*evil laughs*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id come back as a black widow

*evil laughs*

I was wondering who would be the first woman to mention that...congrats ! x

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

I'd come back as a swan, then I could swim, walk or fly and nobody could hunt me 'cos Liz would beat them up. Either that, or one of my cats - lazy, overfed and sod-all to do (or a dole-scrounger for similar reasons).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id come back as a black widow

*evil laughs*

"
would we notice any difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id come back as a wolf, cos they have nice eyes, and Im always hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id come back as a black widow

*evil laughs*

would we notice any difference

cheeky sod! just means i get to eat my 'mates' after ... your on my 'to do' list

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