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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I know this will blow your minds but there was too much cake at the Not So Secret Tea Party.

That London Kinkster was as good as his word and brought cake and when I left them it was still unmolested.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Was it good? I was going to go but my small person has been poorly so had to stay home

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

At least I couldn't be tempted, since I couldn't be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A social with cake ?

Are we missing something by avoiding socials ?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Was it good? I was going to go but my small person has been poorly so had to stay home "

It was a small, very civilised gathering. With lots of cake.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A social with cake ?

Are we missing something by avoiding socials ?

"

Clearly. Cake!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I didn't think it was possible to have too much cake.

Hope you all had a great day.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"At least I couldn't be tempted, since I couldn't be there "

If I hadn't been ill I might have eaten more than one piece of chocolate brownie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this will blow your minds but there was too much cake at the Not So Secret Tea Party.

That London Kinkster was as good as his word and brought cake and when I left them it was still unmolested.

"

I am sorry, but there can NEVER be too much cake!!! Lol

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I didn't think it was possible to have too much cake.

Hope you all had a great day."

As far as I know they're still there and may well be eating the cake.

I didn't think it was possible for a social to have too much cake but somehow there was more cake than people.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Bumping this as I see some of the cake people are knocking around.

Please let know if the cake was eaten? I can't bear it that cake might have gone to waste and not waist.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It wasn't just any cake, it was Lola's cupcakes cake!

I have just escaped, it is still in progress

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It wasn't just any cake, it was Lola's cupcakes cake!

I have just escaped, it is still in progress "

Ah, it has progressed.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Are they still eating cake?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I would like to believe that Lola's finest efforts were not in vain

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*um nonom nom, he said, his mouth stuffed with cake*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Was it good? I was going to go but my small person has been poorly so had to stay home

It was a small, very civilised gathering. With lots of cake."

I love your use of the word "civilised"

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Was it good? I was going to go but my small person has been poorly so had to stay home

It was a small, very civilised gathering. With lots of cake.

I love your use of the word "civilised" "

I expect you did your best to lower the tone.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"A social with cake ?

Are we missing something by avoiding socials ?

"

Not unless the cake had black icing, was served on and ancient stone, sucked and cakeballed between four 'diners', spread over the bollocks of a demon and jizzomed over the bulging tits of six hungry whores.

N. I. don't think they did that. In fact the only thing that was up was their little pinkies.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I expect you did your best to lower the tone. "

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"A social with cake ?

Are we missing something by avoiding socials ?

Not unless the cake had black icing, was served on and ancient stone, sucked and cakeballed between four 'diners', spread over the bollocks of a demon and jizzomed over the bulging tits of six hungry whores.

N. I. don't think they did that. In fact the only thing that was up was their little pinkies. "

You are kidding?! Joe was there. I'll be very surprised if something didn't end up up somewhere at some point.

He's a reprobate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No such thing as too much cake. It's a scientifically-proven fact. No matter what the size of the cake, it always equates to there is never quite enough.

It's a bit like pussy in South Wales...it's claimed to be here and to be happening, but when you speak to most people they've only heard that it is here and it does happen, and they have no direct proof of its existence (for example by tasting)...very much like cake really.

PUSSY AND CAKE...A GREAT COMBINATION

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I expect you did your best to lower the tone.

"

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A social with cake ?

Are we missing something by avoiding socials ?

Not unless the cake had black icing, was served on and ancient stone, sucked and cakeballed between four 'diners', spread over the bollocks of a demon and jizzomed over the bulging tits of six hungry whores.

N. I. don't think they did that. In fact the only thing that was up was their little pinkies.

You are kidding?! Joe was there. I'll be very surprised if something didn't end up up somewhere at some point.

He's a reprobate!"

He was very well behaved when I was there. Mrs. Polk spilled her wine and Hatter's water became too tepid for tea making but that's about it. No pinkies were raised and the tone was not lowered in my presence.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"No such thing as too much cake. It's a scientifically-proven fact. No matter what the size of the cake, it always equates to there is never quite enough.

It's a bit like pussy in South Wales...it's claimed to be here and to be happening, but when you speak to most people they've only heard that it is here and it does happen, and they have no direct proof of its existence (for example by tasting)...very much like cake really.

PUSSY AND CAKE...A GREAT COMBINATION "

And yet, there was visibly, tangibly, actually too much cake.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"A social with cake ?

Are we missing something by avoiding socials ?

Not unless the cake had black icing, was served on and ancient stone, sucked and cakeballed between four 'diners', spread over the bollocks of a demon and jizzomed over the bulging tits of six hungry whores.

N. I. don't think they did that. In fact the only thing that was up was their little pinkies.

You are kidding?! Joe was there. I'll be very surprised if something didn't end up up somewhere at some point.

He's a reprobate!

He was very well behaved when I was there. Mrs. Polk spilled her wine and Hatter's water became too tepid for tea making but that's about it. No pinkies were raised and the tone was not lowered in my presence.

"

You did, however, leave well before events were concluded

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

It does seem that you can have your cake and eat it!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A social with cake ?

Are we missing something by avoiding socials ?

Not unless the cake had black icing, was served on and ancient stone, sucked and cakeballed between four 'diners', spread over the bollocks of a demon and jizzomed over the bulging tits of six hungry whores.

N. I. don't think they did that. In fact the only thing that was up was their little pinkies.

You are kidding?! Joe was there. I'll be very surprised if something didn't end up up somewhere at some point.

He's a reprobate!

He was very well behaved when I was there. Mrs. Polk spilled her wine and Hatter's water became too tepid for tea making but that's about it. No pinkies were raised and the tone was not lowered in my presence.

You did, however, leave well before events were concluded "

Indeed. I may have been the dampening force and their inner reprobates were unfettered once I left them to it.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It does seem that you can have your cake and eat it!"

That's the lovely thing about cake - it's a renewable resource.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I cannot believe I missed this and I was free yesterday

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I cannot believe I missed this and I was free yesterday "

I almost sent you a message to ask if you were going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still have cookies

**nom nom mom**

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I still have cookies

**nom nom mom**"

I should have rescued some. I am cakeless and hungry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No such thing as too much cake. It's a scientifically-proven fact. No matter what the size of the cake, it always equates to there is never quite enough.

It's a bit like pussy in South Wales...it's claimed to be here and to be happening, but when you speak to most people they've only heard that it is here and it does happen, and they have no direct proof of its existence (for example by tasting)...very much like cake really.

PUSSY AND CAKE...A GREAT COMBINATION

And yet, there was visibly, tangibly, actually too much cake.

"

You should have called me. You should DEFINITELY have called me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still have cookies

**nom nom mom**

I should have rescued some. I am cakeless and hungry.

"

You should, I'm afraid we gave the cupcakes to the staff in the bar we repaired to after! Couldn't have them going to waste now could we.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I still have cookies

**nom nom mom**

I should have rescued some. I am cakeless and hungry.

You should, I'm afraid we gave the cupcakes to the staff in the bar we repaired to after! Couldn't have them going to waste now could we."

You performed an heroic and generous deed.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"I cannot believe I missed this and I was free yesterday

I almost sent you a message to ask if you were going. "

Bugger I wish you had, I was bored senseless yesterday, I even did housework!!! Plus side, I managed to sort out my outside tap, I now have aqua outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cannot believe I missed this and I was free yesterday

I almost sent you a message to ask if you were going.

Bugger I wish you had, I was bored senseless yesterday, I even did housework!!! Plus side, I managed to sort out my outside tap, I now have aqua outside "

Well done you!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I cannot believe I missed this and I was free yesterday

I almost sent you a message to ask if you were going.

Bugger I wish you had, I was bored senseless yesterday, I even did housework!!! Plus side, I managed to sort out my outside tap, I now have aqua outside "

Well done.

You're usually all over the socials so I assumed... Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still have cookies

**nom nom mom**

I should have rescued some. I am cakeless and hungry.

You should, I'm afraid we gave the cupcakes to the staff in the bar we repaired to after! Couldn't have them going to waste now could we.

You performed an heroic and generous deed. "

He was indeed a hero I was less so and refused to share my cookies. I think drinking larger makes me greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still have cookies

**nom nom mom**

I should have rescued some. I am cakeless and hungry.

You should, I'm afraid we gave the cupcakes to the staff in the bar we repaired to after! Couldn't have them going to waste now could we.

You performed an heroic and generous deed.

He was indeed a hero I was less so and refused to share my cookies. I think drinking larger makes me greedy "

And really graceful

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"It does seem that you can have your cake and eat it!"

It's my sodding cake - I'll have it AND eat it, so ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still have cookies

**nom nom mom**

I should have rescued some. I am cakeless and hungry.

You should, I'm afraid we gave the cupcakes to the staff in the bar we repaired to after! Couldn't have them going to waste now could we.

You performed an heroic and generous deed.

He was indeed a hero I was less so and refused to share my cookies. I think drinking larger makes me greedy

And really graceful

"

Hey I was twirling and didn't fall over at all.

The snorting though

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A social with cake ?

Are we missing something by avoiding socials ?

Not unless the cake had black icing, was served on and ancient stone, sucked and cakeballed between four 'diners', spread over the bollocks of a demon and jizzomed over the bulging tits of six hungry whores.

N. I. don't think they did that. In fact the only thing that was up was their little pinkies. "

Can't find that recipie in Jamie Oliver's cookbook, was it Mary Berry's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples "

Fooking flip flops

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples "

Bit d*unk was she

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples

Bit d*unk was she "

That might have been an excuse if she had gotten around to actually consuming any of the said beverage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples

Bit d*unk was she "

Slander I say. He is a big fibber I was not d*unk or loutish. I was perfectly lady like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples

Bit d*unk was she

That might have been an excuse if she had gotten around to actually consuming any of the said beverage "

The cans kept falling over. The grass was pretty tipsy

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples

Bit d*unk was she

That might have been an excuse if she had gotten around to actually consuming any of the said beverage "

Oh just a dopey mare then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples

Bit d*unk was she

That might have been an excuse if she had gotten around to actually consuming any of the said beverage

Oh just a dopey mare then "

that about sums me up

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples

Bit d*unk was she

That might have been an excuse if she had gotten around to actually consuming any of the said beverage

Oh just a dopey mare then "

I couldn't possibly comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples

Bit d*unk was she

That might have been an excuse if she had gotten around to actually consuming any of the said beverage

Oh just a dopey mare then

I couldn't possibly comment "

That's not like you mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples

Bit d*unk was she

That might have been an excuse if she had gotten around to actually consuming any of the said beverage

Oh just a dopey mare then

I couldn't possibly comment

That's not like you mate"

;

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples

Bit d*unk was she

That might have been an excuse if she had gotten around to actually consuming any of the said beverage

Oh just a dopey mare then

that about sums me up "

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'd say there was not too much cake. Just too many people not eating sugary things

The brownies were taken home by the Hatter , so not wasted

Knitter was ladylike and not loutish. I can't say not d*unk

No pinkies in the air, just the big pink wand

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples

Bit d*unk was she

That might have been an excuse if she had gotten around to actually consuming any of the said beverage

Oh just a dopey mare then

I couldn't possibly comment

That's not like you mate"

My reputation precedes me again

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