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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1. Put as many cock shots as you can on your pofile. 15 shots of your Johnson in various positions will get them going.

2. When sending a fake picture make sure it is not Johnny Depp.

3. Use a sky remote or lynx can to show the size of your member. The Lynx effect really works.

4. If you do not get a reply from your first message. Send her another 6 to be sure. She will appreciate the chain mail.

5. Always have a fake girlfriend available for couples.

6. Women love magicians so when you finally get that meet. Dissapear without a trace.

This should help you guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Depp haha you killed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or alternatively "follow no rules"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/07/16 16:43:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should have a sticky post saying patience is the key lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they are rules

Well that could explain way I get blocked so much

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"1. Put as many clock shots as you can on your profile."

You know me too well

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

you are so helpful..what a kind person

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Just play it cool , women will come to you

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

And add a forum why no one replies to my polite messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a couples profile but only the guy can ever meet and the last veri is about 4 years ago. I smell a rat, but get told they're genuine!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Just play it cool , women will come to you"

It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Just play it cool , women will come to you

It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men "
ah, i see , thats why, no meets, or i'm a middle -aged american man on a pre-domintaly british site

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Just play it cool , women will come to you

It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men ah, i see , thats why, no meets, or i'm a middle -aged american man on a pre-domintaly british site "
i love you ..id import you if i could xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Just play it cool , women will come to you

It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men ah, i see , thats why, no meets, or i'm a middle -aged american man on a pre-domintaly british site "

Either that or you say that you don't wanna meet

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By *ngelofthenightWoman
over a year ago

oxford


"1. Put as many cock shots as you can on your pofile. 15 shots of your Johnson in various positions will get them going.

2. When sending a fake picture make sure it is not Johnny Depp.

3. Use a sky remote or lynx can to show the size of your member. The Lynx effect really works.

4. If you do not get a reply from your first message. Send her another 6 to be sure. She will appreciate the chain mail.

5. Always have a fake girlfriend available for couples.

6. Women love magicians so when you finally get that meet. Dissapear without a trace.

This should help you guys. "

This made me laugh!!

I don't know how many times I've actually seen all these for myself

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Just play it cool , women will come to you

It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men ah, i see , thats why, no meets, or i'm a middle -aged american man on a pre-domintaly british site i love you ..id import you if i could xx "
ah shucks, make me blush, have to export myself , love you too

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Just play it cool , women will come to you

It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men ah, i see , thats why, no meets, or i'm a middle -aged american man on a pre-domintaly british site

Either that or you say that you don't wanna meet "
see it works tell someone no and they want to know why

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Just play it cool , women will come to you

It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men ah, i see , thats why, no meets, or i'm a middle -aged american man on a pre-domintaly british site i love you ..id import you if i could xx ah shucks, make me blush, have to export myself , love you too"

Oi fuck of Bill, I saw you first no matter how sexy Suzy is

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Just play it cool , women will come to you

It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men ah, i see , thats why, no meets, or i'm a middle -aged american man on a pre-domintaly british site i love you ..id import you if i could xx ah shucks, make me blush, have to export myself , love you too

Oi fuck of Bill, I saw you first no matter how sexy Suzy is

"
my lust belongs to another ace, can we just be friends

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Just play it cool , women will come to you

It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men ah, i see , thats why, no meets, or i'm a middle -aged american man on a pre-domintaly british site i love you ..id import you if i could xx ah shucks, make me blush, have to export myself , love you too"
blushing in a man brings out the mischief in me xx hugs xx

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

7. Send one or two-word messages to save time. Better still, have a pre-prepared cut & paste one ready.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Just play it cool , women will come to you

It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men ah, i see , thats why, no meets, or i'm a middle -aged american man on a pre-domintaly british site i love you ..id import you if i could xx ah shucks, make me blush, have to export myself , love you too blushing in a man brings out the mischief in me xx hugs xx"
besides boosting my ego, causing a swelling ...... in my head ha-ha

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Just play it cool , women will come to you

It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men ah, i see , thats why, no meets, or i'm a middle -aged american man on a pre-domintaly british site i love you ..id import you if i could xx ah shucks, make me blush, have to export myself , love you too blushing in a man brings out the mischief in me xx hugs xx besides boosting my ego, causing a swelling ...... in my head ha-ha"
enjoy...you're worth it xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


" my lust belongs to another ace, can we just be friends "

Another ace, how many do you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can see where I've been going wrong now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4. If you do not get a reply from your first message. Send her another 6 to be sure. She will appreciate the chain mail."

Then if she's not interested be sure to tell her she's a cow, unattractive & probably has a variety of STDs.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


" my lust belongs to another ace, can we just be friends

Another ace, how many do you know "
ace of spades , ace face,but your aces with me ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got a message askin if I would take 40 quid for a blowie....that always goes down pretty well!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"4. If you do not get a reply from your first message. Send her another 6 to be sure. She will appreciate the chain mail.

Then if she's not interested be sure to tell her she's a cow, unattractive & probably has a variety of STDs. "
or send her your kik address for when she comes to her senses

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Just play it cool , women will come to you

It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men ah, i see , thats why, no meets, or i'm a middle -aged american man on a pre-domintaly british site i love you ..id import you if i could xx ah shucks, make me blush, have to export myself , love you too blushing in a man brings out the mischief in me xx hugs xx besides boosting my ego, causing a swelling ...... in my head ha-ha enjoy...you're worth it xx"
so when are you comimg over?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I just got a message askin if I would take 40 quid for a blowie....that always goes down pretty well! "

I presume you swallow for that then

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Just play it cool , women will come to you

It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men ah, i see , thats why, no meets, or i'm a middle -aged american man on a pre-domintaly british site i love you ..id import you if i could xx ah shucks, make me blush, have to export myself , love you too blushing in a man brings out the mischief in me xx hugs xx besides boosting my ego, causing a swelling ...... in my head ha-ha enjoy...you're worth it xx so when are you comimg over? "
fingers crossed ill be coming over july of next year to go to albuquerque and maybe some other places x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just got a message askin if I would take 40 quid for a blowie....that always goes down pretty well! "

Take the £40 and a hand held vac

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I just got a message askin if I would take 40 quid for a blowie....that always goes down pretty well! "

What a pillock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Put as many cock shots as you can on your pofile. 15 shots of your Johnson in various positions will get them going.

2. When sending a fake picture make sure it is not Johnny Depp.

3. Use a sky remote or lynx can to show the size of your member. The Lynx effect really works.

4. If you do not get a reply from your first message. Send her another 6 to be sure. She will appreciate the chain mail.

5. Always have a fake girlfriend available for couples.

6. Women love magicians so when you finally get that meet. Dissapear without a trace.

Well thanks for the advice Mr Handsome

This should help you guys. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just got a message askin if I would take 40 quid for a blowie....that always goes down pretty well!

What a pillock!"

That is way more polite than the things I called him! He asked after I told him I wasn't playing anymore too....arsemonkey!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"I just got a message askin if I would take 40 quid for a blowie....that always goes down pretty well! "

for 40 quid a blowie i'd hope you do go down well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just got a message askin if I would take 40 quid for a blowie....that always goes down pretty well!

for 40 quid a blowie i'd hope you do go down well "

I think he may have read my veris lmao

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