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A question about Prosecco?!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I took my rubbish out a little earlier to the commercial bins. As I was swinging the bags up and in, my purse flew out of my hand (I was going to pop to the shop) and into the bin!

It's taken me twenty minutes to retrieve it. I was so worried that if I climbed in I'd be unable to get back out so I kind of climbed up it and balanced on the edge on my tummy but my arms were too short!

The smell was so bad it was making me wretch!

Eventually, I found a large stick and managed to fish it out.

I can't stop smelling bin now!

Will a bottle of Prosecco help?

Yours sincerely,

Traumatised of Birmingham

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Dear Traumatised,

When we all stop laughing we will respond. Im sure.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Daft devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most definitely especially if you drink the first glass in the bath.

Mrs

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Possibly 2 bottles and buy one of those car freshener thingies to hang round your neck so all you can smell is pine forests while drinking away your trauma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, I'm sorry that's quite funny!

But he prosecco will help, my advice get some sloe gin or BlackBerry vodka and mix the 2, makes for a lovely refreshing drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Traumatised,

When we all stop laughing we will respond. Im sure. "

should laugh but can't help myself sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people drink to remember and some drink to forget!

I would drink lots and lots and avoid bins if I were you.

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Yes

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Hmmm it's a very good question, alcohol kills germs, as the smell is likely from the bacteria acting on thewaste..

pour prosecco in bin and the bin should stop smelling ..

Thanks in advance

Your local bin men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I took my rubbish out a little earlier to the commercial bins. As I was swinging the bags up and in, my purse flew out of my hand (I was going to pop to the shop) and into the bin!

We

It's taken me twenty minutes to retrieve it. I was so worried that if I climbed in I'd be unable to get back out so I kind of climbed up it and balanced on the edge on my tummy but my arms were too short!

The smell was so bad it was making me wretch!

Eventually, I found a large stick and managed to fish it out.

I can't stop smelling bin now!

Will a bottle of Prosecco help?

Yours sincerely,

Traumatised of Birmingham "

One of life's golden rules is that Prosecco always helps. But only after 5-00 p.m. Luckily, like the song says, it's 5-o-clock somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Traumatised

First glass whilst you strip naked next to washing machine, second glass and rest of the bottle in the bath tub, then follow up with a second bottle if required

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

A more pertinent question would be is that a problem that a bottle of Prosecco not help with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prosecco will definatley cure to all first world problems

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Dear Traumatised,

When we all stop laughing we will respond. Im sure. "

Thank you for your heart felt words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

One of life's golden rules is that Prosecco always helps. But only after 5-00 p.m. Luckily, like the song says, it's 5-o-clock somewhere "

This!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Hmmm it's a very good question, alcohol kills germs, as the smell is likely from the bacteria acting on thewaste..

pour prosecco in bin and the bin should stop smelling ..

Thanks in advance

Your local bin men.

"

You're obviously insane!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but add fresh orange and Cointreau to it & it'll definitely get rid

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Sorry _educed but the only thing that would of made it funnier is if youd fallen in.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Slight issue! I'm too frightened to open the Prosecco. Someone usually does it for me.

I don't like the thought that the cork may pop and take my eye out or my hand off...potentially.

FML!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Sorry _educed but the only thing that would of made it funnier is if youd fallen in. "

I don't think you're feeling my trauma...

;-)

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Is there a worse smell than bin juices?!?!?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Prosecco is always the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If one don't help try two . if that don't help wild sex might xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha only you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two or three bottles might be better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two or three bottles might be better! "

Now we're talking! Yes please

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Slight issue! I'm too frightened to open the Prosecco. Someone usually does it for me.

I don't like the thought that the cork may pop and take my eye out or my hand off...potentially.

FML! "

Advice..... Twist the bottle whilst holding cork et voila.... One opened bottle of medicine and both eyes intact. Now share

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Ouch, done the same with my keys once.

Douse your clothes in petrol and burn, bathe in bleach and drink copious amounts of vodka.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I took my rubbish out a little earlier to the commercial bins. As I was swinging the bags up and in, my purse flew out of my hand (I was going to pop to the shop) and into the bin!

It's taken me twenty minutes to retrieve it. I was so worried that if I climbed in I'd be unable to get back out so I kind of climbed up it and balanced on the edge on my tummy but my arms were too short!

The smell was so bad it was making me wretch!

Eventually, I found a large stick and managed to fish it out.

I can't stop smelling bin now!

Will a bottle of Prosecco help?

Yours sincerely,

Traumatised of Birmingham "

Only if served by a naked butler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll offer advice once I've stopped laughing... This is going to keep me amused for days

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Prosecco ALWAYS helps

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Got the Prosecco open! Its gone down a treat. I can no longer smell bin!

I'm smiling again

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Prosecco is the answer to everything

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

I'm so glad the prosecco helped although the naughty side of me can't help thinking how ffunny it would have been if you had fallen in and were stuck head down, legs sticking out, shouting for help sorry but I'm really glad the bin smell has gone Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prosecco is now being chugged!

All your fault OP!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Asti at the ready

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting


"Hmmm it's a very good question, alcohol kills germs, as the smell is likely from the bacteria acting on thewaste..

pour prosecco in bin and the bin should stop smelling ..

Thanks in advance

Your local bin men.

"

You can't waste prosecco like that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I took my rubbish out a little earlier to the commercial bins. As I was swinging the bags up and in, my purse flew out of my hand (I was going to pop to the shop) and into the bin!

It's taken me twenty minutes to retrieve it. I was so worried that if I climbed in I'd be unable to get back out so I kind of climbed up it and balanced on the edge on my tummy but my arms were too short!

The smell was so bad it was making me wretch!

Eventually, I found a large stick and managed to fish it out.

I can't stop smelling bin now!

Will a bottle of Prosecco help?

Yours sincerely,

Traumatised of Birmingham "
my advice is no. It's gonna take at least 2 bottles to get over that kind of trauma

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive got a prosecco rated problem. Im going to a party in half an hour. Ive drank a bottle of prosecco. Face is on but no lipstick how do i see to put it on

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Ive got a prosecco rated problem. Im going to a party in half an hour. Ive drank a bottle of prosecco. Face is on but no lipstick how do i see to put it on"
. Just guess it diamond, you'll be fine, trust me Mrs blue eyes

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Ive got a prosecco rated problem. Im going to a party in half an hour. Ive drank a bottle of prosecco. Face is on but no lipstick how do i see to put it on"

Soak it up with a nice BIG fat curry. Lol I can no longer fit into my dress.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Prosecco is now being chugged!

All your fault OP!! "

Oops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new purse.. One on a cord round your neck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 Prosecco

2 Prosecco

3 Prosecco

Floor

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Try Oddbins

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