FabSwingers.com forum: A confession

By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

. . . An Old Man Asks His Wife "Martha, In These 50 Years Of Marriage, Have You Ever Been Unfaithful To Me? MARTHA: Well Henry, I Have Been Unfaithful To You Three Times During These 50 Years, But Always For A Good Reason! HENRY: I Never Suspected. Can You Tell Me What You Mean By 'Good Reasons'? MARTHA: The 1st Time Was When We Were About To Lose Our House Because We Couldn't Pay The Mortgage. You Remember That One Evening I Went To See The Banker & The Next Day He Notified You That The Loan Would Be Extended? HENRY: I Can Forgive You For That! You Saved Our Home, But What About The Second Time? MARTHA: Do You Remember When You Were So Sick, We Didn't Have The Money To Pay For The Heart Surgery You Needed? Well, I Went To See The Doctor One Night And, If You Recall, He Performed The Surgery At No Charge! HENRY: You Did It To Save My Life, So Of Course I Can Forgive You For That. Now Tell Me About The Third Time. MARTHA: You Remember When You Ran For President Of Your Golf Club & You Needed 29 More Votes? ... Henry Fainted! . . .