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Ways to measure pussy depth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was thinking could bung a spare sky remote up there.

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By *ollypop2000Woman
over a year ago

Derby

Or a can of lynx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he's in up to the neck, you got a big un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spirit level lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do girls really do that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a large dick.

Put the dick into a vagina.

Mark the point at the base of the dick at the entrance to the vagina once the dick is fully inserted.

Pull the dick out and measure from the top to the marked point near the base.

Then fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take a large dick.

Put the dick into a vagina.

Mark the point at the base of the dick at the entrance to the vagina once the dick is fully inserted.

Pull the dick out and measure from the top to the marked point near the base.

Then fuck "

How many people are needed to assist with measuring?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Mark up a penis like a dipstick with lipstick. Insert. Remove. Measure the length of the smudges. Done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mark up a penis like a dipstick with lipstick. Insert. Remove. Measure the length of the smudges. Done."

Im sure that's a song lyric and if it isn't, it should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take a large dick.

Put the dick into a vagina.

Mark the point at the base of the dick at the entrance to the vagina once the dick is fully inserted.

Pull the dick out and measure from the top to the marked point near the base.

Then fuck

How many people are needed to assist with measuring? "

Depends on how big the vagina is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you not just shove a 12inch ruler up there, or is that way too crass....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you not just shove a 12inch ruler up there, or is that way too crass...."

I actually cringed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you not just shove a 12inch ruler up there, or is that way too crass...."

I'm surprised that hasn't been in hot photos yet.

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

Cover it in sherbet and measure the fizz line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you not just shove a 12inch ruler up there, or is that way too crass....

I'm surprised that hasn't been in hot photos yet."

Now that you've mentioned it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you not just shove a 12inch ruler up there, or is that way too crass....

I'm surprised that hasn't been in hot photos yet.

Now that you've mentioned it..."

Lucas just stunning wow x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cover it in sherbet and measure the fizz line "

A sherbert dip might work with the liquorice stick at the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you not just shove a 12inch ruler up there, or is that way too crass....

I'm surprised that hasn't been in hot photos yet."

Damn it, I gave my next upload away

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"If he's in up to the neck, you got a big un "

If I'm up to my neck, I'm waving the white flag!!

Not much I can do here

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Use ribbed condoms , measure the gap between ribs , insert stiff cock into condom , then insert condom clad penis into the vagina in question , then carefully take note of the final rib on show take cock out and count the ribs , times the number of ribs by the distance between and hey presto there is your answer ! Simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you not just shove a 12inch ruler up there, or is that way too crass....

I'm surprised that hasn't been in hot photos yet.

Damn it, I gave my next upload away "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you not just shove a 12inch ruler up there, or is that way too crass....

I'm surprised that hasn't been in hot photos yet.

Now that you've mentioned it...

Lucas just stunning wow x"

Thank you

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester


"Take a large dick.

Put the dick into a vagina.

Mark the point at the base of the dick at the entrance to the vagina once the dick is fully inserted.

Pull the dick out and measure from the top to the marked point near the base.

Then fuck "

Mines only small so how about I poke it in lots of times? 12 times equals 12 inches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my ex was just shy of 9 inches and thick and when we shagged during my time of the month, afterwards there would be the outline of my fanny flaps in dried menstrual blood around the base of his dick, I know this cos I had to wash his willy in the sink afterwards cos he couldn't touch it, so I can take 9 inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was thinking could bung a spare sky remote up there. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in.....hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my ex was just shy of 9 inches and thick and when we shagged during my time of the month, afterwards there would be the outline of my fanny flaps in dried menstrual blood around the base of his dick, I know this cos I had to wash his willy in the sink afterwards cos he couldn't touch it, so I can take 9 inches. "

Your poetry strikes again, might be my favourite poster now

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

There used to be a girl where I grew up nicknamed "2 litre juanita" let's just say she could carry a 2 litre bottle of and shout "look no hands"

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Well my ex was just shy of 9 inches and thick and when we shagged during my time of the month, afterwards there would be the outline of my fanny flaps in dried menstrual blood around the base of his dick, I know this cos I had to wash his willy in the sink afterwards cos he couldn't touch it, so I can take 9 inches. "

crumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my ex was just shy of 9 inches and thick and when we shagged during my time of the month, afterwards there would be the outline of my fanny flaps in dried menstrual blood around the base of his dick, I know this cos I had to wash his willy in the sink afterwards cos he couldn't touch it, so I can take 9 inches.

Your poetry strikes again, might be my favourite poster now "

What kind of poems do you read

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Could you not just shove a 12inch ruler up there, or is that way too crass....

I'm surprised that hasn't been in hot photos yet."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolls eyes in disbelief

Does no one on here know anything about vaginas?

The cervix is pushed out of the way to accommodate a longer than average penis. Ergo,the vagina is expandable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rolls eyes in disbelief

Does no one on here know anything about vaginas?

The cervix is pushed out of the way to accommodate a longer than average penis. Ergo,the vagina is expandable "

Infinitely? Or finitely?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

High pressure water jet - measure the amount of water exuded, and you've got good measurement for comparison.

Or could insert a liquid that will set (optionally via high pressure jet?? ) Remove cast, as it's set and measure in any way you fancy, as well as enjoy.

Give away synthetic casts of your inners, or rubber sleeves made from it, akin to fleshlights, as prizes on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 12" double ended dildo only goes in half way I must be doing something wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"High pressure water jet - measure the amount of water exuded, and you've got good measurement for comparison.

Or could insert a liquid that will set (optionally via high pressure jet?? ) Remove cast, as it's set and measure in any way you fancy, as well as enjoy.

Give away synthetic casts of your inners, or rubber sleeves made from it, akin to fleshlights, as prizes on Fab."

And give yourself a hysterectomy while you're at it

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester


"Take a large dick.

Put the dick into a vagina.

Mark the point at the base of the dick at the entrance to the vagina once the dick is fully inserted.

Pull the dick out and measure from the top to the marked point near the base.

Then fuck

Mines only small so how about I poke it in lots of times? 12 times equals 12 inches? "

Any takers for this experiment..... It's all in the name of science. (Clutching at straws)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rolls eyes in disbelief

Does no one on here know anything about vaginas?

The cervix is pushed out of the way to accommodate a longer than average penis. Ergo,the vagina is expandable

Infinitely? Or finitely?"

I'm going to say as far as your skin stretchability will allow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my ex was just shy of 9 inches and thick and when we shagged during my time of the month, afterwards there would be the outline of my fanny flaps in dried menstrual blood around the base of his dick, I know this cos I had to wash his willy in the sink afterwards cos he couldn't touch it, so I can take 9 inches.

Your poetry strikes again, might be my favourite poster now

What kind of poems do you read "

The good kind it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rolls eyes in disbelief

Does no one on here know anything about vaginas?

The cervix is pushed out of the way to accommodate a longer than average penis. Ergo,the vagina is expandable

Infinitely? Or finitely?

I'm going to say as far as your skin stretchability will allow."

And accommodates a baby x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going down on some lucky bitch or another and I got something stuck between my teeth...I pulled it all the way out only to find,to my surprise and hers, a working scale model of St Pancras railway station.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Well my ex was just shy of 9 inches and thick and when we shagged during my time of the month, afterwards there would be the outline of my fanny flaps in dried menstrual blood around the base of his dick, I know this cos I had to wash his willy in the sink afterwards cos he couldn't touch it, so I can take 9 inches. "

So what was good enough for his dick to touch, his hands wouldn't, for cleansing purposes. (After he'd cum, of course )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There used to be a girl where I grew up nicknamed "2 litre juanita" let's just say she could carry a 2 litre bottle of and shout "look no hands" "

I wonder if it had her name on the bottle...share with 2 litre juanita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my ex was just shy of 9 inches and thick and when we shagged during my time of the month, afterwards there would be the outline of my fanny flaps in dried menstrual blood around the base of his dick, I know this cos I had to wash his willy in the sink afterwards cos he couldn't touch it, so I can take 9 inches.

So what was good enough for his dick to touch, his hands wouldn't, for cleansing purposes. (After he'd cum, of course ) "

Yep, was with him for 10 years so I knew the routine, straight after both of us running to the toilet, me with one hand holding my fanny to stop anything escaping the other holding his penis so it didn't touch his thighs and get blood on him. He was very squeamish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rolls eyes in disbelief

Does no one on here know anything about vaginas?

The cervix is pushed out of the way to accommodate a longer than average penis. Ergo,the vagina is expandable

Infinitely? Or finitely?

I'm going to say as far as your skin stretchability will allow.

And accommodates a baby x"

That's girth. The cervix opens up to let the baby out. When you're penetrated with a long cock it pushes the cervix out of the way. Sounds painful

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

When Emms says ouch or stop then it's time to give in

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"There used to be a girl where I grew up nicknamed "2 litre juanita" let's just say she could carry a 2 litre bottle of and shout "look no hands" "

I think I knew her big sister, 'One gallon Fallon'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going down on some lucky bitch or another and I got something stuck between my teeth...I pulled it all the way out only to find,to my surprise and hers, a working scale model of St Pancras railway station. "

I thought you were going to say you yanked her coil out. I'm crossing my legs now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going down on some lucky bitch or another and I got something stuck between my teeth...I pulled it all the way out only to find,to my surprise and hers, a working scale model of St Pancras railway station.

I thought you were going to say you yanked her coil out. I'm crossing my legs now. "

OMG no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm amazed no one had said cucumber!!!

G x

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