FabSwingers.com forum: Friday night bar is open

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So I have a free Friday night so I thought I'd open up shop for one night only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I'll have a vodka and Diet Coke please, good to see you back miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a diet please.

No not the pump stuff, a bottle.

Yes that's the one, the one on the bottom shelf...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double JD please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I have a free Friday night so I thought I'd open up shop for one night only

Yay! I've not seen you on the forums in a while.

I'd like some fizz, please.

One for you, too!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

cider please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sailor jerry with please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cider please

You don't fancy a stiff one then

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Large Jack Daniels and diet please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know, opens the bar the neglects her duties!! BARKEEP!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terrible service MissCheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosé, make it a large x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you want something doing... *lifts bar hatch* right I'm getting mine first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a diet please.

No not the pump stuff, a bottle.

Yes that's the one, the one on the bottom shelf...

Rights, ice and a slice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double JD please

Just on its own?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'll be pissed in the cellar again...

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By *nderstandingfellaMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

Southern comfort and , and a packet of kp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I have a free Friday night so I thought I'd open up shop for one night only

Yay! I've not seen you on the forums in a while.

I'd like some fizz, please.

One for you, too!

Is that prosecco? *pop* do excuse me, I just saw your new picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cider please

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righto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Large Jack Daniels and diet please xx"

Good choice! Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosé, make it a large x"

I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I have a free Friday night so I thought I'd open up shop for one night only

Yay! I've not seen you on the forums in a while.

I'd like some fizz, please.

One for you, too!

Is that prosecco? *pop* do excuse me, I just saw your new picture"

Haha

And yes, please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern comfort and , and a packet of kp"

Not a problem, you sure I can't tempt you with a large one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is Knitter? She owes me a J2o !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosé, make it a large x

I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first"

Move it move it move it

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By *ushtush300Couple
over a year ago

Southport

kir royale please xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is Knitter? She owes me a J2o !

Knitter starts later, she's getting her glitter sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jaggermister straight from freezer nothing added

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Top Man - Happinesswill....

Just about to head off elsewhere for a drink...

Pale Ale please my good man!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Pint of thatchers please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosé, make it a large x

I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first

Move it move it move it

I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"kir royale please xxx

On it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jaggermister straight from freezer nothing added"

It's only been in the fridge sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top Man - Happinesswill....

Just about to head off elsewhere for a drink...

Pale Ale please my good man!

I've got a lovely IPA if that's any good? Fresh today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is Knitter? She owes me a J2o !

Knitter starts later, she's getting her glitter sorted"

She doesn't need any, she is a natural stunner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of thatchers please"

Coming right up! I'll say one thing, cheeky a bar is certainly well stocked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is Knitter? She owes me a J2o !

Knitter starts later, she's getting her glitter sorted

She doesn't need any, she is a natural stunner.

Everyone loves knitter, she's like fabs sexy cheerleader

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosé, make it a large x

I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first

Move it move it move it

I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers

I'll stand at the bar with fingers on lips then sir lol x

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Top Man - Happinesswill....

Just about to head off elsewhere for a drink...

Pale Ale please my good man!

I've got a lovely IPA if that's any good? Fresh today"

Even better!!

Is that cellar door bolted??

This is going too well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is Knitter? She owes me a J2o !

Knitter starts later, she's getting her glitter sorted

She doesn't need any, she is a natural stunner.

Everyone loves knitter, she's like fabs sexy cheerleader "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosé, make it a large x

I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first

Move it move it move it

I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers

I'll stand at the bar with fingers on lips then sir lol x"

This is a high class establishment I'll have you know, even if it is in Birmingham

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Stolly, neat, on the rocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top Man - Happinesswill....

Just about to head off elsewhere for a drink...

Pale Ale please my good man!

I've got a lovely IPA if that's any good? Fresh today

Even better!!

Is that cellar door bolted??

This is going too well"

The cellar is sound proofed, no one will hear her

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Can I have a large portion of hot nuts too please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stolly, neat, on the rocks"

A vodka man, good choice! I have a few choices if you care to look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Guinness and a slow comfortable screw for Mrs R please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a large portion of hot nuts too please

Sure, you fancy a snack too?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"cider please

You don't fancy a stiff one then

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mmmmmmmmmmmmm yes please young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosé, make it a large x

I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first

Move it move it move it

I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers

I'll stand at the bar with fingers on lips then sir lol x

This is a high class establishment I'll have you know, even if it is in Birmingham "

Are roasted peanuts out the question then? Lol x

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

Real ale or a porn star martini please

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Vodka Sprite for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is Knitter? She owes me a J2o !

Knitter starts later, she's getting her glitter sorted

She doesn't need any, she is a natural stunner.

Everyone loves knitter, she's like fabs sexy cheerleader

**twirls in with a bottom wiggle and a big grin**

One J20 for the handsome bearded one.

Happy its fairy dust not glitter

Now I'll have a large red and am celebrating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosé, make it a large x

I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first

Move it move it move it

I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers

I'll stand at the bar with fingers on lips then sir lol x

This is a high class establishment I'll have you know, even if it is in Birmingham

Are roasted peanuts out the question then? Lol x"

We have 3 types; nobbys, kp and exs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real ale or a porn star martini please"

Well make your mind up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosé, make it a large x

I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first

Move it move it move it

I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers

I'll stand at the bar with fingers on lips then sir lol x

This is a high class establishment I'll have you know, even if it is in Birmingham

Are roasted peanuts out the question then? Lol x

We have 3 types; nobbys, kp and exs"

Has to be kp x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Stolly, neat, on the rocks

A vodka man, good choice! I have a few choices if you care to look"

Grey Goose is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka Sprite for me "

Which vodka would you like, there's a fine spread... Also we have lots of vodkas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is Knitter? She owes me a J2o !

Knitter starts later, she's getting her glitter sorted

She doesn't need any, she is a natural stunner.

Everyone loves knitter, she's like fabs sexy cheerleader

**twirls in with a bottom wiggle and a big grin**

One J20 for the handsome bearded one.

Happy its fairy dust not glitter

Now I'll have a large red and am celebrating

A nice Merlot for the lady mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of Guinness and a slow comfortable screw for Mrs R please"

Guinness is just settling...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosé, make it a large x

I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first

Move it move it move it

I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers

I'll stand at the bar with fingers on lips then sir lol x

This is a high class establishment I'll have you know, even if it is in Birmingham

Are roasted peanuts out the question then? Lol x

We have 3 types; nobbys, kp and exs

Has to be kp x"

Good choice, big bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stolly, neat, on the rocks

A vodka man, good choice! I have a few choices if you care to look

Grey Goose is better"

I thought you might, a man of discernment and taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinot Grigio please - large!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosé, make it a large x

I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first

Move it move it move it

I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers

I'll stand at the bar with fingers on lips then sir lol x

This is a high class establishment I'll have you know, even if it is in Birmingham

Are roasted peanuts out the question then? Lol x

We have 3 types; nobbys, kp and exs

Has to be kp x

Good choice, big bag"

Bigger the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pinot Grigio please - large! "

Very good, nicely chilled

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'll have another vodka and monster please. No ice. And some nuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a Prosecco, usual size please my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosé, make it a large x

I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first

Move it move it move it

I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers

I'll stand at the bar with fingers on lips then sir lol x

This is a high class establishment I'll have you know, even if it is in Birmingham

Are roasted peanuts out the question then? Lol x

We have 3 types; nobbys, kp and exs

Has to be kp x

Good choice, big bag

Bigger the better

Well it depends on the person really, I find that average usually fits the more common.... Oh you mean bag of nuts

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Stolly, neat, on the rocks

A vodka man, good choice! I have a few choices if you care to look

Grey Goose is better

I thought you might, a man of discernment and taste"

*doffs bowler*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a Prosecco, usual size please my lovely

I already have a bottle open from BG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have another vodka and monster please. No ice. And some nuts! "

Monster? I'll have to get someone to pop out for the, don't normally stock that cra... Brand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosé, make it a large x

I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first

Move it move it move it

I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers

I'll stand at the bar with fingers on lips then sir lol x

This is a high class establishment I'll have you know, even if it is in Birmingham

Are roasted peanuts out the question then? Lol x

We have 3 types; nobbys, kp and exs

Has to be kp x

Good choice, big bag

Bigger the better

Well it depends on the person really, I find that average usually fits the more common.... Oh you mean bag of nuts

I can do average bag sizes

I need another glass please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of thatchers please"

Thats the spirit! Or in this case cider!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Damn fine pint, another one if you don't mind sir!

What the? That banging under the floorboards!

Never mind, the banging is making some damn fine chests jiggle up and down!

Swinging pub landlord!

Doffs hat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a Prosecco, usual size please my lovely

I already have a bottle open from BG"

I'm happy to share with Roxi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double JD & with a Jaegarbomb for afters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of stella with a JD top?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a Prosecco, usual size please my lovely

I already have a bottle open from BG

I'm happy to share with Roxi

Excellent, let's enjoy the fizz & a girlie chat

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Could I have a drink please. ???? Xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosé, make it a large x

I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first

Move it move it move it

I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers

I'll stand at the bar with fingers on lips then sir lol x

This is a high class establishment I'll have you know, even if it is in Birmingham

Are roasted peanuts out the question then? Lol x

We have 3 types; nobbys, kp and exs

Has to be kp x

Good choice, big bag

Bigger the better

Well it depends on the person really, I find that average usually fits the more common.... Oh you mean bag of nuts

I can do average bag sizes

I need another glass please x"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a Prosecco, usual size please my lovely

I already have a bottle open from BG

I'm happy to share with Roxi

Excellent, let's enjoy the fizz & a girlie chat

Exactly what I need. I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn fine pint, another one if you don't mind sir!

What the? That banging under the floorboards!

Never mind, the banging is making some damn fine chests jiggle up and down!

Swinging pub landlord!

Doffs hat!

*stamps on floor* shut up!!!

You enjoy that? Another coming up. Glad you like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky vimto please ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a Prosecco, usual size please my lovely

I already have a bottle open from BG

I'm happy to share with Roxi

That's not a problem, enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double JD & with a Jaegarbomb for afters"

Not a problem, but if you start getting lairy then knitter will kick you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of stella with a JD top?"

Ok, see my post about getting lairy. Knitter is on the door tonight and doesn't stand for messing

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'll have another vodka and monster please. No ice. And some nuts!

Monster? I'll have to get someone to pop out for the, don't normally stock that cra... Brand"

What about the nuts?

And it has to be monster! I can't be doing with Red Bull or Boost!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a drink please. ???? Xxxxx"

Certainly, what would you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheeky vimto please ??"

You're not at whether spoons here!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Shimmies up to the bar.

Ok, I would like 3 double Bacardi n s with ice. 3 jeager bomb chasers , and a goldfish bowl to share with whoever would like to share.

Thank you muchly hic. Hic xxxxx Suzi

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Shimmies up to the bar.

Ok, I would like 3 double Bacardi n s with ice. 3 jeager bomb chasers , and a goldfish bowl to share with whoever would like to share.

Thank you muchly hic. Hic xxxxx Suzi

I'll have a bit of your goldfish. In return I'll get a Blue Lagoon. Extra vodka!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jaggermister straight from freezer nothing added

It's only been in the fridge sorry"

you need to stick it in freezer it's only way man

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

"Real ale or a porn star martini please

Well make your mind up! "

Both?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Pint of thatchers please

Thats the spirit! Or in this case cider!"

It's all we drink in wurzel land!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shimmies up to the bar.

Ok, I would like 3 double Bacardi n s with ice. 3 jeager bomb chasers , and a goldfish bowl to share with whoever would like to share.

Thank you muchly hic. Hic xxxxx Suzi

Right on it lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shimmies up to the bar.

Ok, I would like 3 double Bacardi n s with ice. 3 jeager bomb chasers , and a goldfish bowl to share with whoever would like to share.

Thank you muchly hic. Hic xxxxx Suzi

I'll have a bit of your goldfish. In return I'll get a Blue Lagoon. Extra vodka! "

Not a problem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double JD & with a Jaegarbomb for afters

Not a problem, but if you start getting lairy then knitter will kick you out"

I may do some Irish dancing but that's about as wild as it gets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jaggermister straight from freezer nothing added

It's only been in the fridge sorry

you need to stick it in freezer it's only way man "

I put it in when you asked, it's been a while now, should be nicely chilled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the karaoke lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real ale or a porn star martini please

Well make your mind up!

Both?"

Excellent choice! I have a wide selection of cask ales, take your pick!

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By *ushtush300Couple
over a year ago

Southport

thimk i need a baileys pls xx xx

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Shimmies up to the bar.

Ok, I would like 3 double Bacardi n s with ice. 3 jeager bomb chasers , and a goldfish bowl to share with whoever would like to share.

Thank you muchly hic. Hic xxxxx Suzi

I'll have a bit of your goldfish. In return I'll get a Blue Lagoon. Extra vodka! "

You are very welcome to share. Shall we keep it to ourselves or get more straws xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm havin whisky thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double JD & with a Jaegarbomb for afters

Not a problem, but if you start getting lairy then knitter will kick you out

I may do some Irish dancing but that's about as wild as it gets."

Feel free enjoy the craic

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

In the IPA testing zone now...

Anything with NZ hops and citrusy and there's one for yourself sir!

Oh! A little word with Bold girl...she keeps putting Agadoo on the jukebox!

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over a year ago

"Where's the karaoke lol x"

In the Bulls head across the road *wanders off muttering about karaoke*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thimk i need a baileys pls xx xx

Not a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's the karaoke lol x

In the Bulls head across the road *wanders off muttering about karaoke*"

Oh I'm sorry for offending x

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Where's the karaoke lol x

In the Bulls head across the road *wanders off muttering about karaoke*"

Can I have another Bacardi n please, I've drank them.

Climbs onto bar for some dirty dancing xxxxx

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Fucking hell I missed 106 posts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking hell I missed 106 posts lol

Poor Happy has been run ragged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's the karaoke lol x

In the Bulls head across the road *wanders off muttering about karaoke*

Can I have another Bacardi n please, I've drank them.

Climbs onto bar for some dirty dancing xxxxx

Erm, this isn't coyote ugly!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fucking hell I missed 106 posts lol

Poor Happy has been run ragged"

He will get over it

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Shimmies up to the bar.

Ok, I would like 3 double Bacardi n s with ice. 3 jeager bomb chasers , and a goldfish bowl to share with whoever would like to share.

Thank you muchly hic. Hic xxxxx Suzi

I'll have a bit of your goldfish. In return I'll get a Blue Lagoon. Extra vodka!

You are very welcome to share. Shall we keep it to ourselves or get more straws xxxxxx

Let's be selfish! I'm always better with the karaoke when I am?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking hell I missed 106 posts lol

How did you get out?! I thought I'd locked the door! Well since you're here now!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Fucking hell I missed 106 posts lol

Poor Happy has been run ragged

He will get over it

He's in his element!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking hell I missed 106 posts lol

Poor Happy has been run ragged

He will get over it

I expect payment in kind miss

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fucking hell I missed 106 posts lol

Poor Happy has been run ragged

He will get over it

He's in his element! "

I bet the hussy

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fucking hell I missed 106 posts lol

Poor Happy has been run ragged

He will get over it

I expect payment in kind miss"

Hurry up then

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over a year ago

"Shimmies up to the bar.

Ok, I would like 3 double Bacardi n s with ice. 3 jeager bomb chasers , and a goldfish bowl to share with whoever would like to share.

Thank you muchly hic. Hic xxxxx Suzi

I'll have a bit of your goldfish. In return I'll get a Blue Lagoon. Extra vodka!

You are very welcome to share. Shall we keep it to ourselves or get more straws xxxxxx

Let's be selfish! I'm always better with the karaoke when I am?!

You'll have to get to the Bulls head then!

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over a year ago

"Fucking hell I missed 106 posts lol

I done this a while back and got bollocked caused I didn't put enough staff on to meet demand

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over a year ago

"Fucking hell I missed 106 posts lol

Poor Happy has been run ragged

He will get over it

He's in his element! "

Hahaha busmans holiday

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Fucking hell I missed 106 posts lol

Poor Happy has been run ragged

He will get over it

He's in his element!

I bet the hussy

It's always the quiet ones...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fucking hell I missed 106 posts lol

Poor Happy has been run ragged

He will get over it

He's in his element!

I bet the hussy

It's always the quiet ones... "

Too quiet

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Shimmies up to the bar.

Ok, I would like 3 double Bacardi n s with ice. 3 jeager bomb chasers , and a goldfish bowl to share with whoever would like to share.

Thank you muchly hic. Hic xxxxx Suzi

I'll have a bit of your goldfish. In return I'll get a Blue Lagoon. Extra vodka!

You are very welcome to share. Shall we keep it to ourselves or get more straws xxxxxx

Let's be selfish! I'm always better with the karaoke when I am?!

You'll have to get to the Bulls head then! "

I'm there. Hurry up! I'm just about to murder Celine Dion!

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over a year ago

"Fucking hell I missed 106 posts lol

I done this a while back and got bollocked caused I didn't put enough staff on to meet demand

You just need me, I'm not fast, I'm sudden!

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over a year ago

"Fucking hell I missed 106 posts lol

Poor Happy has been run ragged

He will get over it

He's in his element!

I bet the hussy

It's always the quiet ones...

Too quiet

Quiet? Me?! You have met me

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Where's the karaoke lol x

In the Bulls head across the road *wanders off muttering about karaoke*

Can I have another Bacardi n please, I've drank them.

Climbs onto bar for some dirty dancing xxxxx

Erm, this isn't coyote ugly! "

It is when I am out drinking, you haven't seen me shaking my booty

xxxxxx

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over a year ago

"Where's the karaoke lol x

In the Bulls head across the road *wanders off muttering about karaoke*

Can I have another Bacardi n please, I've drank them.

Climbs onto bar for some dirty dancing xxxxx

Erm, this isn't coyote ugly!

It is when I am out drinking, you haven't seen me shaking my booty

xxxxxx"

Sadly not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shots, shots, shots sambuca please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank crunchie it's Friday

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fucking hell I missed 106 posts lol

Poor Happy has been run ragged

He will get over it

He's in his element!

I bet the hussy

It's always the quiet ones...

Too quiet

Quiet? Me?! You have met me"

Hummmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, I'm off! Over to you cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, I'm off! Over to you cheeky"

And those tips are mine... So is the money

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Where's the karaoke lol x

In the Bulls head across the road *wanders off muttering about karaoke*

Can I have another Bacardi n please, I've drank them.

Climbs onto bar for some dirty dancing xxxxx

Erm, this isn't coyote ugly!

It is when I am out drinking, you haven't seen me shaking my booty

xxxxxx

Sadly not! "

I hope this bar has a very late opening. I don't wanna go home till daylight xxxxx

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

A bottle of gin please - it's been a horrid week x Nice to see you Miss xxxx

JG x

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

"Real ale or a porn star martini please

Well make your mind up!

Both?

Excellent choice! I have a wide selection of cask ales, take your pick!"

Black sheep please

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Apart from the cellar door!

Top job happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting for a double JD

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Still waiting for a double JD

Ooooopppppps. .... sorry I may have drank yours by accident. You can still share my goldfish bowl, I have been abandoned by my buddies, she's gone across to the karaoke xxxxx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Double jd an and keep them coming please

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I'll have anything that's on offer cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nan kebab with all the sauces from the rainbow please

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'll have anything that's on offer cheers"

Hmmmmm

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Chucks all drinks on the counter I'm hiding after watching about ghosts when I live on my own

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over a year ago

"Chucks all drinks on the counter I'm hiding after watching about ghosts when I live on my own

Hiya!! You're back!

I'll have a cider, but I'd like the ghost to serve it to me...

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Just a soft drink as I want to socialise with the host

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I'll have anything that's on offer cheers

Hmmmmm

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Chucks all drinks on the counter I'm hiding after watching about ghosts when I live on my own

Hiya!! You're back!

I'll have a cider, but I'd like the ghost to serve it to me..."

Ello you, I'm back for an evening nine to see you hope you had a great 4 July X

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Chucks all drinks on the counter I'm hiding after watching about ghosts when I live on my own

Hiya!! You're back!

I'll have a cider, but I'd like the ghost to serve it to me...

Ello you, I'm back for an evening nine to see you hope you had a great 4 July X

Nice not nine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sigh* looks like it all went downhill after I left!

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

Can I have a red witch please xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple juice please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gun and tonic please.

Make it a double.

It's been a long week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww we're already kinda pissed but if theres a g&T and a smirnoff ice on the go we wouldn't say no

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Am I too late for a Stella Artois and Scrumpy Jack snakebite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extra large one of whatever will get me pissed the quickest....thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed me more!!!! ??

Hello, how is everyone?

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