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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I don't get into revenge, it's not me.

Have you plotted or done something for revenge that went wrong?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Yep, once rubbed a chilli all over my brothers toothbrush to get revenge on him then commited the classic mistake of not washing hands before touching eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was little, my older brother told me there was no Father Christmas, and told me where his presents were hidden. So I when to my parents room found them and throw away his action man in the outside bin.

On the big day found out it was mine !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Revenge isn't my style. If someone has wronged me, then I believe that what goes around comes around

Then they can burn in Hell for all eternity

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I find karma has a better way of dealing with things than revenge ever could, also the enjoyment is far better knowing they did it to themselves.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I find karma has a better way of dealing with things than revenge ever could, also the enjoyment is far better knowing they did it to themselves."

Yup, poetic justice can be enjoyed, revenge is for the bitter of heart.

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Unfortunately , Kama is just too lazy for my tastes . Takes too long . Revenge is natural . If someone robbed your house or mugged you , you wouldn't want the police to let them go so if or maybe justice may visit them in the future . No , so on a non legal level if someone has fucked you over it it quite healthy to want to seek retribution . Because without revenge....you're just a victim .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get into revenge, it's not me.

Have you plotted or done something for revenge that went wrong?"
i plan maticulously so no. Also revenge is dish best served cold. a lot more enjoyable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope always believe that it will come back around on me

Kinky

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The best revenge is a life well lived.

Anyway, I'm more of a schadenfreude kinda gal.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"The best revenge is a life well lived.

Anyway, I'm more of a schadenfreude kinda gal. "

" the trouble with the French is that the have no word for entrep..." Oh wait, that's a different word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lad who used to share my tool cabinet at work kept annoying me so one day when he left his phone in there, i "kept it safe" for him.

By outting it in a ziplock bag, wrapping 2 whole rolls of 2 inch masking tape around it then a whole roll of duct tape then completley covered it in A2 thiocol sealant (it sets into fuel resistant rubber) then another roll of masking tape then some steal locking wire and cable ties.

I'm told it took him about an hour to cut through it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lad who used to share my tool cabinet at work kept annoying me so one day when he left his phone in there, i "kept it safe" for him.

By outting it in a ziplock bag, wrapping 2 whole rolls of 2 inch masking tape around it then a whole roll of duct tape then completley covered it in A2 thiocol sealant (it sets into fuel resistant rubber) then another roll of masking tape then some steal locking wire and cable ties.

I'm told it took him about an hour to cut through it all "

Wow! He must have REALLY annoyed you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me the best revenge is to let them see me living my life well. And that whatever they did to me- wasn't even a ripple. Not a blip on the radar. And smile in the face of their adversity!

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

i know karma will come .better revenge see me happy living life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*watches thread avidly in case of bunny boilers*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best revenge is a life well lived.

Anyway, I'm more of a schadenfreude kinda gal. "

Its that oxyomoronic to your first statement. Anyway should never bask in others misfortunes surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lad who used to share my tool cabinet at work kept annoying me so one day when he left his phone in there, i "kept it safe" for him.

By outting it in a ziplock bag, wrapping 2 whole rolls of 2 inch masking tape around it then a whole roll of duct tape then completley covered it in A2 thiocol sealant (it sets into fuel resistant rubber) then another roll of masking tape then some steal locking wire and cable ties.

I'm told it took him about an hour to cut through it all

Wow! He must have REALLY annoyed you! "

He kept losing my airline...

You have no idea how hard it is finding a good non leaking airline and i always cable tied it up in a loop so it was the right length for my job without tangling my chair.

He's lucky i did his phone and not his car :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best revenge is a life well lived.

Anyway, I'm more of a schadenfreude kinda gal.

Its that oxyomoronic to your first statement. Anyway should never bask in others misfortunes surely

"

No its not as taking pleasure in thier suffering doesn't prevent you living well.

It's the sprig of weird green garnish on the top that no one can quite decide if its parsely or corriander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lad who used to share my tool cabinet at work kept annoying me so one day when he left his phone in there, i "kept it safe" for him.

By outting it in a ziplock bag, wrapping 2 whole rolls of 2 inch masking tape around it then a whole roll of duct tape then completley covered it in A2 thiocol sealant (it sets into fuel resistant rubber) then another roll of masking tape then some steal locking wire and cable ties.

I'm told it took him about an hour to cut through it all "

True! Saw a picture of the evidence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really plan revenge, just keep any wrong doings towards me stored away. Some things that made me think I had magical powers have happened though.

My ex had a bag full of my daughters clothes and her blanky in a carrier bag which I went to collect and instead of passing the bag to me like a normal human being he held it out then when I went to take it from him he lifted the bag and dropped it in a puddle, all her stuff fell out and her blanky, it was just a really disrespectful thing and was around the time where he wasn't being particularly pleasant. I just looked at him and said you'll fucking regret that.

That night his house got broken in to, well he left the door unlocked and someone had gone in and taken his keys and subsequently his car!

Even my best friend asked if I had anything to do with it, I didn't!

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

I don't do revenge. I move on.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im to old to seek revenge and noone pisses me off enough anyway

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By *nomeo n julietCouple
over a year ago

Rayleigh

Karma is the way. So much so we named our converted garage now a bar and playroom Klub Karma as tribute to all dickheads that have crossed us over the years. Life is so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Karma is the way. So much so we named our converted garage now a bar and playroom Klub Karma as tribute to all dickheads that have crossed us over the years. Life is so good "

Haha brilliant.

I can't be bothered with revenge either. Mugs game. To many other interesting things to do with my time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Revenge is such a waste of energy.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Nobody I care about has done anything to make me want to seek revenge on them. People who mean nothing to me have but I care so little about them that I couldn't be bothered to use my energy on them.

I'm not a believer in karma as such but I do believe that doing bad stuff to other people lessens you inside and that must be awful to live with.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"When I was little, my older brother told me there was no Father Christmas, and told me where his presents were hidden. So I when to my parents room found them and throw away his action man in the outside bin.

On the big day found out it was mine ! "

Aw I feel sorry for that little boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody I care about has done anything to make me want to seek revenge on them. People who mean nothing to me have but I care so little about them that I couldn't be bothered to use my energy on them.

"

How little energy do you have?

Most revenge plots take minimal effort.

Like taking all the nuts of the studs that hold the wheels on somones tool cab, 2 mins effort tops.

Watching them get it 5 feet before hitting a bump and the wheels falling off, 10 miniutes of good laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. But can't say.

I will tell it took a lot of time and energy. I regret it. Nog because of the misfortune and upset it caused them(they deserved it) but because my energy could have been spent on me. They would have got what they deserved anyway, by somebody else probably.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Nobody I care about has done anything to make me want to seek revenge on them. People who mean nothing to me have but I care so little about them that I couldn't be bothered to use my energy on them.

How little energy do you have?

Most revenge plots take minimal effort.

Like taking all the nuts of the studs that hold the wheels on somones tool cab, 2 mins effort tops.

Watching them get it 5 feet before hitting a bump and the wheels falling off, 10 miniutes of good laughter "

Very little, I'm a decrepit old lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why waste you time focusing on the negative live your life full of happiness and love it makes you happier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody I care about has done anything to make me want to seek revenge on them. People who mean nothing to me have but I care so little about them that I couldn't be bothered to use my energy on them.

How little energy do you have?

Most revenge plots take minimal effort.

Like taking all the nuts of the studs that hold the wheels on somones tool cab, 2 mins effort tops.

Watching them get it 5 feet before hitting a bump and the wheels falling off, 10 miniutes of good laughter

Very little, I'm a decrepit old lady "

Electric hand tools are very reasonably priced these days

Also fun fact, you know those fizzy orange vitamin C tablets you get with like 1.2g (10000% your rda) of vit c in them?

If you get somone to take about 5 of them they will have the most epic dihorrea of thier lives.

To the point thier actually squirting clear water out of thier arse when they run out of poop.

....i discovered this when there was nothing decent to drink in my exs place and i was using thoae tablets instead of orange squash

It's knowledge that has served me well.

Like when your friend was an ass the previous night when d*unk.

"Drink this its a great hang over cure"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why waste you time focusing on the negative live your life full of happiness and love it makes you happier "

Revenge is fun?

These little personal wars of tit for tat escelation break up the monotony of the work day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex thought I slept with someone as revenge for his cheating. After 25 years I thought he would know me better than that. I don't get satisfaction from vengeance.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Nobody I care about has done anything to make me want to seek revenge on them. People who mean nothing to me have but I care so little about them that I couldn't be bothered to use my energy on them.

How little energy do you have?

Most revenge plots take minimal effort.

Like taking all the nuts of the studs that hold the wheels on somones tool cab, 2 mins effort tops.

Watching them get it 5 feet before hitting a bump and the wheels falling off, 10 miniutes of good laughter

Very little, I'm a decrepit old lady

Electric hand tools are very reasonably priced these days

Also fun fact, you know those fizzy orange vitamin C tablets you get with like 1.2g (10000% your rda) of vit c in them?

If you get somone to take about 5 of them they will have the most epic dihorrea of thier lives.

To the point thier actually squirting clear water out of thier arse when they run out of poop.

....i discovered this when there was nothing decent to drink in my exs place and i was using thoae tablets instead of orange squash

It's knowledge that has served me well.

Like when your friend was an ass the previous night when d*unk.

"Drink this its a great hang over cure"...

"

I will store your useful tips for the next time one of my friends drinks too much sanatogen (fortified wine for old people).

It does remind me a bit of when a friend stole someone's open can of drink only to discover on taking a hefty swig that it had been used to extinguish cigarettes . I did laugh at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why waste you time focusing on the negative live your life full of happiness and love it makes you happier

Revenge is fun?

These little personal wars of tit for tat escelation break up the monotony of the work day?"

Maybe putting shaving foam in Barry's work boots as revenge for him sewing your sleeves shut is fun,but sometimes revenge is nasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex (and the father of my children) joined a dating site and left the chat window open and his account was still logged in. I discovered the chat software when I logged in to do online banking. Clicked on the chat and up popped 15 message Windows from different women in the local area.

After having a mini rage on, I calmly messaged each of the women and told them it was his g/friend, that I'm sure they'd had enough of lying cheating bastards and they didn't need one more in their life. I then put a little disclaimer at the bottom of his profile about him cheating when his girlfriend and son slept upstairs.

I then went upstairs and put his clothes in black bags, dumped them outside and told him to collect his belongings and fuck off.

Two weeks later I discovered I was pregnant with our second son and went through the pregnancy alone.

Still, can laugh about it now and amazingly we get on for the sake of the kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me the best revenge is to let them see me living my life well. And that whatever they did to me- wasn't even a ripple. Not a blip on the radar. And smile in the face of their adversity!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Greek saying sums it up for me: "revenge is a dish people of taste prefer to eat cold"

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Blast from the past. I only want to learn, take decisions and move on. They may be left unsatisfied if you don't retaliate but they can keep it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Revenge is a dish best served cold, so as such patience and the right opportunity to ensure it doesn't backfire are called for

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Im too laid back to want revenge for anything. Things happen, get over them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does cling film on a toilet count as revenge

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