FabSwingers.com forum: How would you react if

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're in a club/pub/zoo

you're getting THE EYE from a hottie

you begin kissing, secret places are being touched, you fall into a taxi and head back to their place

you get into their bedroom and start to undress

you look down to their groin area and instead of the expected cock/pussy, there is a little toy trumpet and nothing else

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Blow it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play a tune, obviously.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

zoo???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"zoo???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out my own and start a band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/07/16 22:08:37]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd still have the horn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am sure you can still put your cock in a trumpet dependent on size of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toot it of course

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By *olyipnusMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Guys obviously got the horn!

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"Blow it"

Gonna be high notes...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ask them if they've got any Louis Armstrong albums

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmfeKUNDDYs

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I would think F..K it! and go for Haydn's Trumpet concerto in 'E' flat!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

We've clearly been to very different zoos....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be gutted and I can't tell you what I would do with the trumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/07/16 22:30:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"zoo???

See that was my first thought too

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Say "my what a shiny one you have"

And if it wasn't shiny, leave on account of their poor hygiene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out some Brasso and give it a good rubbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been one to blow my own trumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a twist on playing the 'rusty trombone'??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

every instrument plays some sort of tune -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd hope they have a piano and a friend/relative with a great voice. Jazz bands are awesome!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"every instrument plays some sort of tune - "

There's many a good tune played on an old fiddle

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'd probably wake up and wonder why I'd had that dream! Xx

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"You're in a club/pub/zoo

you're getting THE EYE from a hottie

you begin kissing, secret places are being touched, you fall into a taxi and head back to their place

you get into their bedroom and start to undress

you look down to their groin area and instead of the expected cock/pussy, there is a little toy trumpet and nothing else"

I'd think it was best to stop taking the drugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With great frustration, I would recommend that a blow job for me would be a fantastic idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this what we're wasting our time with now?

Come on...who goes to clubs, has admirers wanting to take them home?

I'll read the rest when you stop the flights of fancy...

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Is this what we're wasting our time with now?

Come on...who goes to clubs, has admirers wanting to take them home?

I'll read the rest when you stop the flights of fancy...

Really?

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

"Blow it"

Only polite thing to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

request a quartet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get out my own and start a band "

Polite think to do really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it one of those where a flag comes out of it a when you blow it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get out my own and start a band

Polite think to do really

*thing!

I really should go to sleep now

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