FabSwingers.com forum: Kids say the funniest things xx

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My daughter is usually quite mature and sensible for her tender ten years but somtimes comes out with some crackers

Her mums just asked her ta make a coffee but to leave it black as she is on a diet

Daughter replied I don't know how to make black coffee mum

So I laughed me tits off as her mum explained

Daughter then went on ta say well do I put coffee

in then?

My coffee she had made me before her mum came back is now being wiped outta the carpet as I had just taken a mouthful xx

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump xx

lol!!! Can I have a brown coffee please?

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

can I have a green tea x

By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"can I have a green tea x"

*hurl* fooking `orrible stuff