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Dear All,
Please rant here I'm sure Markoh will be along soon. Running late I imagine.
Kind Regards knitter
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"I know I've been waiting for him,I have a rant for a change and he's not blinking here!" Oh goodness well rant away sweetness  | |||
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"I've managed to gain 2lbs while trying to lose weight. I've also ripped my stomach muscles so sit ups are painful as hell.... Why do I bother?!
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"Whoever stole those 12 hours from me on Saturday night, I want them back!!!" I got nothing. Wanna knitter kiss? | |||
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"Can we rant about Markoh not being here for Thursday rant day? We miss you Markoh! "Yes you can I shall give him a stern talking to when he arrives  | |||
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"I've managed to gain 2lbs while trying to lose weight. I've also ripped my stomach muscles so sit ups are painful as hell.... Why do I bother?!
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"I've managed to gain 2lbs while trying to lose weight. I've also ripped my stomach muscles so sit ups are painful as hell.... Why do I bother?!
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Oh dear. Well you look stunning . Muscle weighs more
I'm not good at this come here for a cuddle
Cuddles probably work better anyway "I have cookies too. Possible counter productive but they taste great | |||
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"I know I've been waiting for him,I have a rant for a change and he's not blinking here! Oh goodness well rant away sweetness "Well I cut my grass early yesterday morning and got bitten to death I was wearing shirts and a vest and now I'm an itchy ball of mess  | |||
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"Last seen on Tuesday as a shadow man.... "Roxianne do you have him tied up somewhere? | |||
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"I've managed to gain 2lbs while trying to lose weight. I've also ripped my stomach muscles so sit ups are painful as hell.... Why do I bother?!
Rant over "I'm training trying to get in shape. My everything hurts today.
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"The only day I never have anything to rant about is on a Thursday. I try to save something especially for rant day but by the time it comes around in over it. Can I rant about having nothing to rant about?" You Sweetheart can do whatever you like. Come sit with me | |||
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"Whoever stole those 12 hours from me on Saturday night, I want them back!!!" My target was to lose 10lbs this year. Only 15lbs more to go  | |||
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"Whoever stole those 12 hours from me on Saturday night, I want them back!!! I got nothing. Wanna knitter kiss?" That would be lovely...x | |||
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Roxianne do you have him tied up somewhere?"He is hiding from me after starting that happy birthday thread | |||
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"The only day I never have anything to rant about is on a Thursday. I try to save something especially for rant day but by the time it comes around in over it. Can I rant about having nothing to rant about? You Sweetheart can do whatever you like. Come sit with me "Shall we start an Agony Aunt column? | |||
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"I know I've been waiting for him,I have a rant for a change and he's not blinking here! Oh goodness well rant away sweetness
Well I cut my grass early yesterday morning and got bitten to death I was wearing shirts and a vest and now I'm an itchy ball of mess "Oh dear why on earth were you cutting the grass. Okay take some antihistamine and hydrocortisone or take a soak in an oatmeal bath. Hugs | |||
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"I've managed to gain 2lbs while trying to lose weight. I've also ripped my stomach muscles so sit ups are painful as hell.... Why do I bother?!
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I'm training trying to get in shape. My everything hurts today.
I've been asking myself why I bother."Chin up handsome. You look great
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"Whoever stole those 12 hours from me on Saturday night, I want them back!!! My target was to lose 10lbs this year. Only 15lbs more to go "Hugs | |||
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"That 7 day thing where you can't change your profile name back? That. " It's when you don't realise,when you change it to something daft for a joke and go to change it back straight away to find you can't and you're lumbered with it for a week | |||
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"That 7 day thing where you can't change your profile name back? That. " Hello Mr X who are you again | |||
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"The only day I never have anything to rant about is on a Thursday. I try to save something especially for rant day but by the time it comes around in over it. Can I rant about having nothing to rant about? You Sweetheart can do whatever you like. Come sit with me
Shall we start an Agony Aunt column?"I could do with some help tbh  | |||
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"That 7 day thing where you can't change your profile name back? That. " 
I thought someone took your pic at first then I realized it was you. Why?!?! | |||
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"Who's markoh "Philistines everywhere | |||
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"Il be your Marko ? How about it..." No you can't there is only one Markoh and I wuv him | |||
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To make matters worse, the coffee hasn't done it's job this morning and I'm just wanting to go back to bed! (And not for anything other than sleep!!  ) lol | |||
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"So funny the most cheery person in the forum starts rant thread
MrsSB "Oh dear oh dear Markoh will be here soon | |||
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"Sooooo sleep deprived and an unintentionally snappy and grumpy fecker today
To make matters worse, the coffee hasn't done it's job this morning and I'm just wanting to go back to bed! (And not for anything other than sleep!! ) lol"Drink more coffee and stop being a grump. Nobody likes a grumpy pants. Hugs | |||
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"Sooooo sleep deprived and an unintentionally snappy and grumpy fecker today
To make matters worse, the coffee hasn't done it's job this morning and I'm just wanting to go back to bed! (And not for anything other than sleep!! ) lol"I prescribe funny animal videos, try this one https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ug-GLIdFlM | |||
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"Sooooo sleep deprived and an unintentionally snappy and grumpy fecker today
To make matters worse, the coffee hasn't done it's job this morning and I'm just wanting to go back to bed! (And not for anything other than sleep!! ) lol
Drink more coffee and stop being a grump. Nobody likes a grumpy pants.
Hugs"A little less grumpy from lovely Knitter hugs | |||
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"Sooooo sleep deprived and an unintentionally snappy and grumpy fecker today
To make matters worse, the coffee hasn't done it's job this morning and I'm just wanting to go back to bed! (And not for anything other than sleep!! ) lol
I prescribe funny animal videos, try this one
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"I have nothing to rant about! ...that's my rant over. " Good good | |||
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"Sooooo sleep deprived and an unintentionally snappy and grumpy fecker today
To make matters worse, the coffee hasn't done it's job this morning and I'm just wanting to go back to bed! (And not for anything other than sleep!! ) lol
I prescribe funny animal videos, try this one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ug-GLIdFlM
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"Sooooo sleep deprived and an unintentionally snappy and grumpy fecker today
To make matters worse, the coffee hasn't done it's job this morning and I'm just wanting to go back to bed! (And not for anything other than sleep!! ) lol
I prescribe funny animal videos, try this one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ug-GLIdFlM
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"I want to rant about the fact that during my daytime I feel tired but come time for bed I can't sleep for all the thoughts running around my head. Normally I sleep like a baby but recently about 3/4 hours That's like a baby ..... 3 to 4 hours then time for a feed and nappy change. " This and hugs | |||
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"bad nights sleep and no next doors dog is barking like a loon and its a big dog with a big bark and i want to shout at it - so i did - and it barked even more "Give him a little treat. Throw steak over fence. Hugs | |||
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"Walking my dog, sat by a bench and some yobs have left broken beer bottles everywhere. Have cleared them up but it needs a massive rant !!!" That is super naughty and totally horrid. Well done on the clean up | |||
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"My staff are a bunch of tossers , it's raining , I need a holiday , my colleagues are useless , I was given Nescafé when I got to work this morning instead of my good coffee , trying to do 3 people's jobs and that's it " Oh dear Okay ummmm ummmmm oh dear. Wanna cookie and a hug? | |||
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"bad nights sleep and no next doors dog is barking like a loon and its a big dog with a big bark and i want to shout at it - so i did - and it barked even more
Give him a little treat. Throw steak over fence. Hugs"give its owners a kicking more like | |||
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"bad nights sleep and no next doors dog is barking like a loon and its a big dog with a big bark and i want to shout at it - so i did - and it barked even more
Give him a little treat. Throw steak over fence. Hugs
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"I like cherries Sorry, I'm not very good at this "Come sit I'm awful at this. #missingmarkoh | |||
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"bad nights sleep and no next doors dog is barking like a loon and its a big dog with a big bark and i want to shout at it - so i did - and it barked even more
Give him a little treat. Throw steak over fence. Hugs
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Give his owner a treat throw yourself over the fence "gawd no - you should see them - i need a thread you can hear - im going for a walk in a bit jst to get away from it | |||
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"bad nights sleep and no next doors dog is barking like a loon and its a big dog with a big bark and i want to shout at it - so i did - and it barked even more "Is this the dog? Could explain why he's upset https://youtu.be/wKXOLPmfr6k | |||
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"My staff are a bunch of tossers , it's raining , I need a holiday , my colleagues are useless , I was given Nescafé when I got to work this morning instead of my good coffee , trying to do 3 people's jobs and that's it Oh dear Okay ummmm ummmmm oh dear. Wanna cookie and a hug? "Maryland to go with your crappy coffee | |||
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"My staff are a bunch of tossers , it's raining , I need a holiday , my colleagues are useless , I was given Nescafé when I got to work this morning instead of my good coffee , trying to do 3 people's jobs and that's it Oh dear Okay ummmm ummmmm oh dear. Wanna cookie and a hug?
Maryland to go with your crappy coffee "I got the good stuff now , throw in a bacon sandwich and you got a deal | |||
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"I want to rant about the fact that during my daytime I feel tired but come time for bed I can't sleep for all the thoughts running around my head. Normally I sleep like a baby but recently about 3/4 hours That's like a baby ..... 3 to 4 hours then time for a feed and nappy change. This and hugs "Haha I feel like I've just been slapped and then had it kissed better, we should rename the thread good cop bad cop | |||
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"bad nights sleep and no next doors dog is barking like a loon and its a big dog with a big bark and i want to shout at it - so i did - and it barked even more
Give him a little treat. Throw steak over fence. Hugs
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Give his owner a treat throw yourself over the fence
gawd no - you should see them - i need a thread you can hear - im going for a walk in a bit jst to get away from it "He might be sad. Offer to take him on your walk | |||
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"I've managed to gain 2lbs while trying to lose weight. I've also ripped my stomach muscles so sit ups are painful as hell.... Why do I bother?!
Rant over
Oh dear. Well you look stunning . Muscle weighs more
I'm not good at this come here for a cuddle
Cuddles probably work better anyway
I have cookies too. Possible counter productive but they taste great "Quite possibly.... I will be strong and will resist *Runs away as the cookies smell soooooo good* | |||
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"My staff are a bunch of tossers , it's raining , I need a holiday , my colleagues are useless , I was given Nescafé when I got to work this morning instead of my good coffee , trying to do 3 people's jobs and that's it Oh dear Okay ummmm ummmmm oh dear. Wanna cookie and a hug?
Maryland to go with your crappy coffee
I got the good stuff now , throw in a bacon sandwich and you got a deal "Done. Can I get a hell yeah and a cheesy grin please | |||
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"I want to rant about the fact that during my daytime I feel tired but come time for bed I can't sleep for all the thoughts running around my head. Normally I sleep like a baby but recently about 3/4 hours That's like a baby ..... 3 to 4 hours then time for a feed and nappy change. This and hugs
Haha I feel like I've just been slapped and then had it kissed better, we should rename the thread good cop bad cop"Knitter kisses and a Miss A slap | |||
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"I've managed to gain 2lbs while trying to lose weight. I've also ripped my stomach muscles so sit ups are painful as hell.... Why do I bother?!
Rant over
Oh dear. Well you look stunning . Muscle weighs more
I'm not good at this come here for a cuddle
Cuddles probably work better anyway
I have cookies too. Possible counter productive but they taste great
Quite possibly.... I will be strong and will resist *Runs away as the cookies smell soooooo good*"**chases Sparkly waving cookies** | |||
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Wet wipes
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"I want to rant about the fact that during my daytime I feel tired but come time for bed I can't sleep for all the thoughts running around my head. Normally I sleep like a baby but recently about 3/4 hours That's like a baby ..... 3 to 4 hours then time for a feed and nappy change. This and hugs
Haha I feel like I've just been slapped and then had it kissed better, we should rename the thread good cop bad cop"I prefer to think of it as a spank, but I suppose the only difference is how much it stings | |||
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"My staff are a bunch of tossers , it's raining , I need a holiday , my colleagues are useless , I was given Nescafé when I got to work this morning instead of my good coffee , trying to do 3 people's jobs and that's it Oh dear Okay ummmm ummmmm oh dear. Wanna cookie and a hug?
Maryland to go with your crappy coffee
I got the good stuff now , throw in a bacon sandwich and you got a deal
Done. Can I get a hell yeah and a cheesy grin please "Hell yeah ( fist in the air emoticon not available but added virtually ) | |||
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"I want to rant about the fact that during my daytime I feel tired but come time for bed I can't sleep for all the thoughts running around my head. Normally I sleep like a baby but recently about 3/4 hours That's like a baby ..... 3 to 4 hours then time for a feed and nappy change. This and hugs
Haha I feel like I've just been slapped and then had it kissed better, we should rename the thread good cop bad cop
I prefer to think of it as a spank, but I suppose the only difference is how much it stings "I think we should test said spanking skills
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"My staff are a bunch of tossers , it's raining , I need a holiday , my colleagues are useless , I was given Nescafé when I got to work this morning instead of my good coffee , trying to do 3 people's jobs and that's it Oh dear Okay ummmm ummmmm oh dear. Wanna cookie and a hug?
Maryland to go with your crappy coffee
I got the good stuff now , throw in a bacon sandwich and you got a deal
Done. Can I get a hell yeah and a cheesy grin please
Hell yeah ( fist in the air emoticon not available but added virtually ) "Ahhhhh my face just did this | |||
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"I want to rant about the fact that during my daytime I feel tired but come time for bed I can't sleep for all the thoughts running around my head. Normally I sleep like a baby but recently about 3/4 hours That's like a baby ..... 3 to 4 hours then time for a feed and nappy change. This and hugs
Haha I feel like I've just been slapped and then had it kissed better, we should rename the thread good cop bad cop
I prefer to think of it as a spank, but I suppose the only difference is how much it stings
I think we should test said spanking skills
**sticks out bottom**"You're a good girl, but oh so naughty | |||
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"ahhhhhhh day just got better - 3 girlie mates from work and myself just arranged a lunch/bitch session xxx" You can't beat that when it's needed, getting it all off your chest with the girls is great | |||
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"ahhhhhhh day just got better - 3 girlie mates from work and myself just arranged a lunch/bitch session xxx You can't beat that when it's needed, getting it all off your chest with the girls is great "have wine too | |||
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"I've managed to gain 2lbs while trying to lose weight. I've also ripped my stomach muscles so sit ups are painful as hell.... Why do I bother?!
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"I'd like to rant about the fact that the rant thread has gone all fluffy! GRRRRRR! !" I'm doing my best | |||
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"Walking my dog, sat by a bench and some yobs have left broken beer bottles everywhere. Have cleared them up but it needs a massive rant !!! That is super naughty and totally horrid. Well done on the clean up "Thank you | |||
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"I need to rant, my neck is hurting so much I'm gonna have to go get my bones crunched!! "Ahhhh come here and I will rub it better for you. | |||
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"Despite asking someone to do something for me, oh IDK 6 times now.... I'm going to have to do it myself!!! What is that they say? "If you want something done properly....." "What is IDK? Do you want me to come kick someone's bottom for you? | |||
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"Despite asking someone to do something for me, oh IDK 6 times now.... I'm going to have to do it myself!!! What is that they say? "If you want something done properly....." "If you want something done properly get a woman to do it | |||
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"I'm still none the wiser and I've read every comment grrr" every week on Thursday Markoh posts this thread. He is AWOL today so i have stepped in. Do a forum search "Thursday is rant day" | |||
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"Despite asking someone to do something for me, oh IDK 6 times now.... I'm going to have to do it myself!!! What is that they say? "If you want something done properly....."
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"Despite asking someone to do something for me, oh IDK 6 times now.... I'm going to have to do it myself!!! What is that they say? "If you want something done properly....."
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"I would like to say that anything I write in the forums, 99% is utterly bullshit, please don't take me seriously. " Except when I tell you that you are pretty, that one is true | |||
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"I would like to say that anything I write in the forums, 99% is utterly bullshit, please don't take me seriously. Except when I tell you that you are pretty, that one is true " oh okay ... | |||
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"I would like to say that anything I write in the forums, 99% is utterly bullshit, please don't take me seriously. Except when I tell you that you are pretty, that one is true
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"I would like to say that anything I write in the forums, 99% is utterly bullshit, please don't take me seriously. Except when I tell you that you are not pretty, that one is true
"Oi I have just seen what you have done hahaha loved it, fair play I was abt to miss that | |||
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"Despite asking someone to do something for me, oh IDK 6 times now.... I'm going to have to do it myself!!! What is that they say? "If you want something done properly....."
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"No rant from me ... Thursday is my Friday so I'm on count down to the weekend - :0) " Yeah weekend | |||
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"I would like to say that anything I write in the forums, 99% is utterly bullshit, please don't take me seriously. " so you don't like me | |||
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"Well its sunny here and I'm stuck at work - does that count as a rant? Xx" As Markoh would say rant approved. Quit your job enjoy the sun | |||
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"I would like to say that anything I write in the forums, 99% is utterly bullshit, please don't take me seriously. Except when I tell you that you are not pretty, that one is true
Oi I have just seen what you have done hahaha loved it, fair play I was abt to miss that " | |||
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Everyone like you Knitter "Haha that's not actually true a large number of people find me somewhat annoying | |||
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Everyone like you Knitter
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"Can I rant? Had an alright start to the week, turned out to be shitty yesterday and today tops it off with Rain in Manchester. I've got a crap day coming up tomorrow and think I should just cancel and stay at home as I'm seriously not in the mood. " Ummm right oh dear okay lets see now. Ummmmm I have cookies would you like one? | |||
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"Can I rant? Had an alright start to the week, turned out to be shitty yesterday and today tops it off with Rain in Manchester. I've got a crap day coming up tomorrow and think I should just cancel and stay at home as I'm seriously not in the mood. Ummm right oh dear okay lets see now. Ummmmm I have cookies would you like one?" Thank you (I'll keep quite that you've not offered me a hot drink. ) | |||
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"Can I rant? Had an alright start to the week, turned out to be shitty yesterday and today tops it off with Rain in Manchester. I've got a crap day coming up tomorrow and think I should just cancel and stay at home as I'm seriously not in the mood. Ummm right oh dear okay lets see now. Ummmmm I have cookies would you like one? Thank you (I'll keep quite that you've not offered me a hot drink. )" Tea? | |||
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"Can I rant? Had an alright start to the week, turned out to be shitty yesterday and today tops it off with Rain in Manchester. I've got a crap day coming up tomorrow and think I should just cancel and stay at home as I'm seriously not in the mood. Ummm right oh dear okay lets see now. Ummmmm I have cookies would you like one? Thank you (I'll keep quite that you've not offered me a hot drink. ) Tea?" today isn't getting better, I drink coffee. And I bet you only have instant. | |||
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Everyone like you Knitter
Haha that's not actually true a large number of people find me somewhat annoying "I find u and ur forum posts amusing keep up the good work!! Oh n did u find markoh | |||
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"Can I rant? Had an alright start to the week, turned out to be shitty yesterday and today tops it off with Rain in Manchester. I've got a crap day coming up tomorrow and think I should just cancel and stay at home as I'm seriously not in the mood. Ummm right oh dear okay lets see now. Ummmmm I have cookies would you like one? Thank you (I'll keep quite that you've not offered me a hot drink. ) Tea? today isn't getting better, I drink coffee. And I bet you only have instant. "Goodness you're hard work. Filter coffee okay? | |||
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"I would like to say that anything I write in the forums, 99% is utterly bullshit, please don't take me seriously. so you don't like me
Everyone like you Knitter
Haha that's not actually true a large number of people find me somewhat annoying
I find u and ur forum posts amusing keep up the good work!! Oh n did u find markoh "Ahhhh thank you muchly sweet. Yes I found him. Rascal was hiding under my bed again . I've tied him to a chair in the corner and making him watch as I eat all the cookies.
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"I would like to say that anything I write in the forums, 99% is utterly bullshit, please don't take me seriously. so you don't like me
Everyone like you Knitter
Haha that's not actually true a large number of people find me somewhat annoying
I find u and ur forum posts amusing keep up the good work!! Oh n did u find markoh
Ahhhh thank you muchly sweet.
Yes I found him. Rascal was hiding under my bed again . I've tied him to a chair in the corner and making him watch as I eat all the cookies.
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"I need to rant, my neck is hurting so much I'm gonna have to go get my bones crunched!!
Ahhhh come here and I will rub it better for you."It required a major crunching but I have had that done and it feels much better so rant retracted...... Mind you, i could rant about the £45 it just cost me! | |||
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"Why are all the guys I like up north theres none down south there all hiding" That's known as sods law. | |||
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"New Rant Is it 7 yet? Had enough today!!! "Oh goodness beautiful a few hours to go. Have a cup of tea for now and crack open the wine at 7ish | |||
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"I need to rant, my neck is hurting so much I'm gonna have to go get my bones crunched!!
Ahhhh come here and I will rub it better for you.
It required a major crunching but I have had that done and it feels much better so rant retracted......
Mind you, i could rant about the £45 it just cost me! "Ohhhh glad you're feeling better. Money well spent | |||
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"Why are all the guys I like up north theres none down south there all hiding" There not I have captured them all and have them chained in the basement of my house | |||
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"I have had a shit day at work. I understand how ppl can call you a shit stirrer for telling the truth. Some people also need to get a sense of humour. Oh well only 11 more days till the holidays. Maybe during the holidays those ppl will get out their own arses and get a life. " I'm sorry to hear that hun. Maybe during the holidays they will leave
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"Why are all the guys I like up north theres none down south there all hiding There not I have captured them all and have them chained in the basement of my house ""Help, help; this wheely bin hit and runner's a nutcase" | |||
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"New Rant Is it 7 yet? Had enough today!!!
Oh goodness beautiful a few hours to go. Have a cup of tea for now and crack open the wine at 7ish "Had loads of tea and wine, still ready to rip my hair out | |||
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"ahhhhhhh day just got better - 3 girlie mates from work and myself just arranged a lunch/bitch session xxx You can't beat that when it's needed, getting it all off your chest with the girls is great
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"New Rant Is it 7 yet? Had enough today!!!
Oh goodness beautiful a few hours to go. Have a cup of tea for now and crack open the wine at 7ish
Don't you have a really pretty hair.
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"ahhhhhhh day just got better - 3 girlie mates from work and myself just arranged a lunch/bitch session xxx You can't beat that when it's needed, getting it all off your chest with the girls is great
have wine too
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"My rant is about jealous bitches - they need to get a life!! "Oh dear honey I hope your okay. Knitter kisses and big hugs | |||
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"My rant is about jealous bitches - they need to get a life!!
Oh dear honey I hope your okay.
Knitter kisses and big hugs "I am gorgeous - I mostly let it wash over me, but it bugs me too
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"My rant is about jealous bitches - they need to get a life!!
Oh dear honey I hope your okay.
Knitter kisses and big hugs
I am gorgeous - I mostly let it wash over me, but it bugs me too
Why are they so interested in what I'm doing and whom I'm seeing?! "I don't know
I have cookies will that help?
I could twirl for a bit if it would make you feel better
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"My rant is about jealous bitches - they need to get a life!!
Oh dear honey I hope your okay.
Knitter kisses and big hugs
I am gorgeous - I mostly let it wash over me, but it bugs me too
Why are they so interested in what I'm doing and whom I'm seeing?!
I don't know
I have cookies will that help?
I could twirl for a bit if it would make you feel better
Maybe Markoh left some cake "I already have cake - I've been baking this week. Even gave my ex a cake for his lad cause he likes it I'm too nice lol | |||
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"My rant is about jealous bitches - they need to get a life!!
Oh dear honey I hope your okay.
Knitter kisses and big hugs
I am gorgeous - I mostly let it wash over me, but it bugs me too
Why are they so interested in what I'm doing and whom I'm seeing?!
I don't know
I have cookies will that help?
I could twirl for a bit if it would make you feel better
Maybe Markoh left some cake
I already have cake - I've been baking this week. Even gave my ex a cake for his lad cause he likes it I'm too nice lol"Nope just lovely | |||
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"My rant is about jealous bitches - they need to get a life!!
Oh dear honey I hope your okay.
Knitter kisses and big hugs
I am gorgeous - I mostly let it wash over me, but it bugs me too
Why are they so interested in what I'm doing and whom I'm seeing?!
I don't know
I have cookies will that help?
I could twirl for a bit if it would make you feel better
Maybe Markoh left some cake
I already have cake - I've been baking this week. Even gave my ex a cake for his lad cause he likes it I'm too nice lol
Nope just lovely "
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"My rant is about jealous bitches - they need to get a life!!
Oh dear honey I hope your okay.
Knitter kisses and big hugs
I am gorgeous - I mostly let it wash over me, but it bugs me too
Why are they so interested in what I'm doing and whom I'm seeing?!
I don't know
I have cookies will that help?
I could twirl for a bit if it would make you feel better
Maybe Markoh left some cake
I already have cake - I've been baking this week. Even gave my ex a cake for his lad cause he likes it I'm too nice lol
Nope just lovely
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2 weeks goes pass, no word from him, but mysteriously, there are pegs and strings along the border, but not where he said. Suspiciously, I ring him up, ask if he's been out. No, I've been away he says, but received a text from my neighbour, asking him to come out, so that she can start works on the border!
Who hires a surveyor to mark out the border, only to mark it themselves?? Does she think we came down in the last shower, silly bitch??!!
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"Next installment regarding my neighbour from hell. She offers to pay for a surveyor to confirm the boundary line between us. He comes out, we welcome him in and indicates we were right and says he'll be back to mark out the boundary!
2 weeks goes pass, no word from him, but mysteriously, there are pegs and strings along the border, but not where he said. Suspiciously, I ring him up, ask if he's been out. No, I've been away he says, but received a text from my neighbour, asking him to come out, so that she can start works on the border!
Who hires a surveyor to mark out the border, only to mark it themselves?? Does she think we came down in the last shower, silly bitch??!!
Time for getting a solicitor now and make her pay!! "I think Markoh may have handled your previous rant and I have to be honest my caretaking ability on this thread is not very good. I have cookies, hugs and some cake Markoh left last week
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"Old people " make you rant?
I love older people. You should take a minute and have a chat. Older wiser shoulders | |||
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"My tea is not cooling down fast enough...first world rant at its finest." Come sit with me and I'll blow it for you | |||
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"My rant is about jealous bitches - they need to get a life!!
Oh dear honey I hope your okay.
Knitter kisses and big hugs
I am gorgeous - I mostly let it wash over me, but it bugs me too
Why are they so interested in what I'm doing and whom I'm seeing?! "its their insecurities and/or jealousies - be the better person xx | |||
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"My rant is about jealous bitches - they need to get a life!!
Oh dear honey I hope your okay.
Knitter kisses and big hugs
I am gorgeous - I mostly let it wash over me, but it bugs me too
Why are they so interested in what I'm doing and whom I'm seeing?!
its their insecurities and/or jealousies - be the better person xx" next time Markoh takes a day off you should manage the thread | |||
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"My tea is not cooling down fast enough...first world rant at its finest. Come sit with me and I'll blow it for you
Tart "Wanna nibble | |||
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"Old people thanks "You are NOT old | |||
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"Did he turn up ?" He was hiding under my bed the rascal. I have tied him up and have made him watch as I eat all the cookies. #notahappyboy | |||
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"Markoh is poorly "Markoh will fine I haven't decided how long to abuse him. Normal service will resume | |||
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