FabSwingers.com forum: Stolen chicken

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I accidentally stole a chicken today

(not a live one ) ( and not a random dead one )

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I bet you ruffled someone's feathers.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I prefer to pull a bit of pork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear -

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Did you choke the chicken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plucking Hell

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I accidentally stole a chicken today

(not a live one ) ( and not a random dead one ) "

It would be funnier if it was a life and running around your house.

MrsSB

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

I think that's fowl !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"oh dear - "

No, it was a chicken, not some random piece of wildlife ffs

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

All these cheap jokes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All these poultry gags...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Renegade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you're all cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The question is did you take it back or did you keep it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful you might go down and do some bird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I accidentally stole a chicken today

(not a live one ) ( and not a random dead one ) "

Not alive and not dead?

Schrodingers chicken?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I accidentally stole a chicken today

(not a live one ) ( and not a random dead one )

Not alive and not dead?

Schrodingers chicken?"

Zombie Chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frozen chicken down your knickers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I accidentally stole a chicken today

(not a live one ) ( and not a random dead one )

Not alive and not dead?

Schrodingers chicken?"

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Reminds of the time when I got distracted and wandered out of Comet with a fridge freezer in my pocket.

Some say it was the straw that broke the Comet's back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was embarrassed . It's in my fridge now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was embarrassed . It's in my fridge now lol "
if they catch you, you will end up on C Wing

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Now I do like chicken as much as the next bird, but I still reckon it's foul...

I'll get ma coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you use your car to steal it? Or was it coq au vin?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was embarrassed . It's in my fridge now lol "

Walked out of netto once with a large pack of toilet paper dangling off the trolley. Went back in the shop to apologise and pay for it...was told I should have said nothing and just gone home!?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I accidentally stole a chicken today

(not a live one ) ( and not a random dead one )

Not alive and not dead?

Schrodingers chicken?"

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My Vespa can officially be called a 'chicken chaser' now as I actually chased a fat hen down a track near our campsite for about 100mtrs. It clucked and cawed madly before finally escaping by ducking into a trackside midden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was embarrassed . It's in my fridge now lol "

I hope you dont feel any guilt eating it

I've heard the security tag meat up north lol no offence to anyone north of Watford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull the udder one............oh wait, wrong animal............I'll be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you use your car to steal it? Or was it coq au vin?!

I'm into Coq au Vin

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I was embarrassed . It's in my fridge now lol

Walked out of netto once with a large pack of toilet paper dangling off the trolley. Went back in the shop to apologise and pay for it...was told I should have said nothing and just gone home!?"

That's why Netto are closing down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you're a really baa'd girl.........oh I give up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let the chicken see the till....

Oops too late

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was embarrassed . It's in my fridge now lol

I hope you dont feel any guilt eating it

I've heard the security tag meat up north lol no offence to anyone north of Watford

Well the thing didn't go off , so I didn't realise I had it .

Il probably feel guilty eating it , or maybe il feel really naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol have you decided what younare gonna make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the pub earlier

And the beer mats were advertising chicken scratchings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"let the chicken see the till....

Oops too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will tast fowl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you and the chicken leg it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you help it cross the road?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

you didnt steal it it decided that you looked freindly and wanted to come home with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Vespa can officially be called a 'chicken chaser' now as I actually chased a fat hen down a track near our campsite for about 100mtrs. It clucked and cawed madly before finally escaping by ducking into a trackside midden."

Tbh i think the chicken could have had the vespa off :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was embarrassed . It's in my fridge now lol

I hope you dont feel any guilt eating it

I've heard the security tag meat up north lol no offence to anyone north of Watford

Well the thing didn't go off , so I didn't realise I had it .

Il probably feel guilty eating it , or maybe il feel really naughty "

Make w bunch of chicken sandwiches and give them to the homeless

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Tbh i think the chicken could have had the vespa off :p"

It's not your average Vespa lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggscellent thread

Someone had to say it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gonna have the chicken tomorrow .

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