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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bristol boy bristol came home one day to fing his true love has ran away

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Bristol boy bristol came home one day to fing his true love has ran away

"She's gone to Bath", he said "but she was already clean". It would've interesting as she left her shoes behind.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There was a young man from Bristol

Had a cock shaped like a pistol

"can I suck you off?"

She said with a cough

"My throats's sore like broken crystal"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Resting on the SS Great Britain

I realised I had been bitten

What I thought was a bench

Was a tarty wench

And it was her face that I'd sat on.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

i really don't care

For that western super mare

Her cunts like the docks

Or 3 canal locks

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Oi live in Bristol

It be the centre of the world

As oi've been to nailsea

Beyond the M4

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

He's here all week folks!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"He's here all week folks!"

Zider is what we has, me luvver

It do all that is good luck

But oid give it a miss in an instant

Just for a good fuck

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

An old Jewish prophet named Moses

Sais "A girl is a fool who supposes

That a man, as a rule, can boast that his tool

Is proportionally long as his nose is"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I met a man in Glastonbury

He lived just down the street

We met at a sacred well (she said)

For a short but memorable meet

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I met a man in Glastonbury

He lived just down the street

We met at a sacred well (she said)

For a short but memorable meet

That not a limerick, Rabbi Burns

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I met a man in Glastonbury

He lived just down the street

We met at a sacred well (she said)

For a short but memorable meet

That not a limerick, Rabbi Burns

Fuck off, it's a poem

Don't matter if it don't rhyme proper

Get some thread and sew 'em

You disagreeable rotter

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