FabSwingers.com forum: What first world problems are affecting you today?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've forgotten my knife and fork so I'm going to have to eat my food in work with a spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't reach the remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got to get off and put the jumps up myself today as there's no one else here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living in a transphobic place

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I've run out of storage for my clothes and need to buy more, I can't decide what to wear to a social meet tonight because I have way more choice than any one woman needs, not sure what to cook for dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need to make the bed and soooo cba.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Living in a transphobic place

I don't think that counts as a first world problem lol

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By *and5 SoloMan
over a year ago

Richmond

No 3G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to.make special brownies for t I'm the park when your husband has thrown your canu butter away

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

My packet of haribo are severely lacking in the red hearts and there are too many of those horrible fried eggs instead

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By *rin0nightCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Im in a bath so my cat simply had to come in and use his litter box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't decide whether to go to the salon for my brows tinting or buy a new brow gel

Mrs x

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By *ngeluk69Woman
over a year ago

Near enough

What to wear tonight???

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

My new blue nail varnish makes my feet looks like I have the onset of hypothermia

Ooh matchy blue smiley too

T x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have an ache in my leg that keeps me awake and can't get to see a doctor

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

Which cheeses and meats to buy for tea tonight?

D of D & G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cat is sleeping in my spot on the sofa and I'm having to reach over to check my phone as it needs charging and the charger is behind said spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many gorgeous Fabber's to choose from

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm going to try to avoid paying my library book fine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cleaner is poorly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cleaner is poorly

This is the end of the world. I would sell a child to keep my cleaner on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The charity advert on the telly just put me off my dinner, had to bin the lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ads can't get here soon enough!!!! Come on train hurry up!!!

G x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

squiffy still from general anaesthetic and painkillers and having to go to a poxy meeting tonight re organising an event. all i want to do is sleep

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

There being too many Mcdonalds in a small area. And getting the wrong one for a social meet!!

P.S. I really hope he doesn't plan on staying in Mcdonalds.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Ran out of warburtons bread at shop And kids in a strop because they have to have hovis for packed lunch!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"squiffy still from general anaesthetic and painkillers and having to go to a poxy meeting tonight re organising an event. all i want to do is sleep

Hope you get better soon

MrsSB

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"My packet of haribo are severely lacking in the red hearts and there are too many of those horrible fried eggs instead

Call shag for a haribo emergency

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I've forgotten my knife and fork so I'm going to have to eat my food in work with a spoon "

Is it steak?

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

It took me 3 attempts to plug in my usb

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"My new blue nail varnish makes my feet looks like I have the onset of hypothermia

Ooh matchy blue smiley too

T x"

We need pics of aforementioned toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't fancy anything in fridge or freezer. ..nor wanted to cook fresh veg so had to pop down to my local supermarket to see what I fancy....ggoing to take about 10 minutes as I take the car but that's annoying as I really want it now. Hopefully It'll not interrupt the football later on....but.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no chocolate to have with my tea. That makes me tense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parking fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying to get out of a real estate fund , and they won't let me have my money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit of shellac has peeled off the end of one my acrylics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone is taking fkin ages to charge.

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

"My new blue nail varnish makes my feet looks like I have the onset of hypothermia

Ooh matchy blue smiley too

T x

We need pics of aforementioned toes

Hehe our pic quota is all full up but will do some with toes next time. Just think Smurfette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This entire thread makes my heart bleed for all of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cash point took my card today so I had to walk to the bank to draw out some money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My phone is taking fkin ages to charge.

And mine!! I think I may need a new charger

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

debating whether to go to a swinging clubs greedy girl event tonight... or to sit in an watch the wales game with a kebab.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to get out of bed and have a bath but im too lazy

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Two faced greedy politicians that lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two faced greedy politicians that lie "

I don't think you understand the game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to get out of bed and have a bath but im too lazy"

Call a FWB to come give you a bed bath - multi-tasking at it's finest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to wash my hair but I can't be bothered drying it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"debating whether to go to a swinging clubs greedy girl event tonight... or to sit in an watch the wales game with a kebab....."

That's a difficult choice right there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to wash my hair but I can't be bothered drying it."

I feel your pain sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to wash my hair but I can't be bothered drying it."

Eurgh yeh, this sucks. I have long, thick hair and it's a ballache.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

It's taken me 20 minutes and 5 page refreshes to get to this page from the thread and fuck knows how long it's going to take to post... no Internet in the middle of nowhere...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also I've just had to order two jackets because I don't know what size I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pizza was too pizzary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/07/16 19:41:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ran out of cola, and i dont feel like driving to the shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to use self service checkouts today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pizza was too pizzary"

We totally should have done women Wednesday today. Then this would have been avoided..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't be bothered to even think what to put on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids complained cos I bought an iceberg lettuce and cut it up instead of buying the 'ready prepared in a bag' type.

In my day.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pizza was too pizzary

We totally should have done women Wednesday today. Then this would have been avoided..!"

Nooo... Don't tease me with the promise of cheese. I can't cope.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

It's taken me 20 minutes and 5 page refreshes to get to this page from the thread and fuck knows how long it's going to take to post... no Internet in the middle of nowhere...

So far I'm 5 minutes in to trying to post this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pizza was too pizzary

We totally should have done women Wednesday today. Then this would have been avoided..!

Nooo... Don't tease me with the promise of cheese. I can't cope. "

I'll make it up to you next week!

cheese, gin and an early night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/07/16 19:49:37]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's taken me 20 minutes and 5 page refreshes to get to this page from the thread and fuck knows how long it's going to take to post... no Internet in the middle of nowhere...

So far I'm 5 minutes in to trying to post this... "

I keep getting this weird feeling of Déjà vu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to go for a pee but I can't be bothered to get off my ass xxx

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Job Hunting!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

It's taken me 20 minutes and 5 page refreshes to get to this page from the thread and fuck knows how long it's going to take to post... no Internet in the middle of nowhere...

So far I'm 5 minutes in to trying to post this...

Now I'm about 45 mins in and the little G by my one tiny bar of signal has gone...

An hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My can of bud is about half a degree to warm.....

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Haha! It told me it didn't post. Now I look like a twat

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Haha! It told me it didn't post. Now I look like a twat

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

The batteries in my controls are running out. It takes 3 attempts to change the channel

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

I have just managed to drop the sky remote into a glass of beer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha! It told me it didn't post. Now I look like a twat

Still, this feeling of Déjà vu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off milk and no more teabags !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off milk and no more teabags !"

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Haha! It told me it didn't post. Now I look like a twat

Still, this feeling of Déjà vu

I know, I'm sorry. I'm in the land of wifi now. Only allowed on naughty sites after 9pm though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha! It told me it didn't post. Now I look like a twat

Still, this feeling of Déjà vu

I know, I'm sorry. I'm in the land of wifi now. Only allowed on naughty sites after 9pm though

I thought it was really funny. And it's rather handily after 9pm

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don't have first world problems. I get on with shit.

Go to Delhi, see the quadriplegic beggars staked 10 a head at the train station and have a rethink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nose is itchy and Ivery run out of soft tissues

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Trying to decide which type of washing capsule to use for the washing machine. Bio or colour or the other one? Blow it, I'll go for the one in the blue tub.

Now. Fabric conditioner or vinegar?

Oh, the dishwasher needs starting and I have 3 types to choose from, Finish, Fairy or Lidl? That's only because I keep a few back of the usual make, when starting a new one.

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I forgot to put out the recycling today....

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