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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Business was terrible and not picking up. The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said, " Debra, I’ve never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off.”

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Business was terrible and not picking up. The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said, " Debra, I’ve never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off.”

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit.""

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

You aren't allowed to say executive though it's too much like professional

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I can't change the title now, what would you suggest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those posts I read then didn't realise it was a joke for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of those posts I read then didn't realise it was a joke for a bit "

As in the paragraph, not the whole OP

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Apologise in a grovelling manner.

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I prefer seeing people grovelling tbh

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I can't change the title now, what would you suggest?"

"Equal person on every level to everyone else with no intention of suggesting by description of oneself that one is better than another decision"

Kinda rolls off the tongue

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