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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...me and you were stuck in an elevator?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Press the emergency button and wait for the fire brigade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hyperventilate, scream and bang loudly and repeatedly on the doors until we're rescued.

Failing that sit there calmly, press the alarm, have a pleasant chat and probably browse on my phone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hyperventilate, scream and bang loudly and repeatedly on the doors until we're rescued.

Failing that sit there calmly, press the alarm, have a pleasant chat and probably browse on my phone. "

...imagine if your phone has no signal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hyperventilate, scream and bang loudly and repeatedly on the doors until we're rescued.

Failing that sit there calmly, press the alarm, have a pleasant chat and probably browse on my phone. "

Phones tend to have difficulties in lift shafts (not all but a lot of them)

-Ads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...me and you were stuck in an elevator? "

Look for places I could hide a body

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"...me and you were stuck in an elevator? "

Fart…. then watch your face turn green

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Press the emergency button and wait for the fire brigade "

Curve ball - The emergency button's not working.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...me and you were stuck in an elevator?

Look for places I could hide a body "

..umm..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Press the emergency button and wait for the fire brigade

Curve ball - The emergency button's not working."

Dial 999 on my mobile and ask for the fire brigade

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Press the emergency button and wait for the fire brigade

Curve ball - The emergency button's not working.

Dial 999 on my mobile and ask for the fire brigade "

...you're too good at this game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite the answers you were looking for are they OP?

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not quite the answers you were looking for are they OP?

Lol "

...nah, just a bit of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I use the stairs it is unlikely I'll ever find myself in this situation.

Good luck getting out though.

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

Hold you tight and say "Don't cry, it'll be okay, we'll get out of this together"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats my biggest fear ,getting stuck in a lift

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Fart loudly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First one to fart gets a kicking from the other one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd hope the floor was clean enough to sit on and crack open the emergency sweets. Hope you like midget gems or a squashed Twirl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed you to La Oscuridad seeing you forgot the pizza numbnuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats my biggest fear ,getting stuck in a lift "

I did once. An old rickety doorless one that could only take a max of 6 in a hotel in Brussels. Stuck between floors, all I could see in front of me was a brick wall.

I don't mind admitting it was a terrifying experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on how long we're going to be stuck there for & if it's a public one that smells of wee (carpark types) or a nice clean one with piped music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blame you

Then chat I guess, I wouldn't panic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't help but think that you're trying to direct the thread a certain way OP!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hold you tight and say "Don't cry, it'll be okay, we'll get out of this together" "

Ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't help but think that you're trying to direct the thread a certain way OP!

"

Haha. Nah! I'm not being filthy minded...for once.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blame you

Then chat I guess, I wouldn't panic."

...sounds a bit like the current state in our country

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends on how long we're going to be stuck there for & if it's a public one that smells of wee (carpark types) or a nice clean one with piped music "

It's a clean one and it's playing a few decent tracks every now amd again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thats my biggest fear ,getting stuck in a lift

I did once. An old rickety doorless one that could only take a max of 6 in a hotel in Brussels. Stuck between floors, all I could see in front of me was a brick wall.

I don't mind admitting it was a terrifying experience. "

Wow, how long were you in there for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd hope the floor was clean enough to sit on and crack open the emergency sweets. Hope you like midget gems or a squashed Twirl."

...more of a fizzy cola bottle fan myself but beggars can't be choosers I suppose.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"...me and you were stuck in an elevator? "

Hope you don't fart and make awkward conversation about the weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd moan about your Americanisms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on how long we're going to be stuck there for & if it's a public one that smells of wee (carpark types) or a nice clean one with piped music

It's a clean one and it's playing a few decent tracks every now amd again "

In that case I'd probably chat incessantly to calm my nerves, you'd be the one banging on the emergency button....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd moan about your Americanisms "

...it's what happens when you've been working for a Murican company for far too long

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends on how long we're going to be stuck there for & if it's a public one that smells of wee (carpark types) or a nice clean one with piped music

It's a clean one and it's playing a few decent tracks every now amd again

In that case I'd probably chat incessantly to calm my nerves, you'd be the one banging on the emergency button.... "

Haha, I probably would be as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a nap until help arrives.

I naps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...there's a lot of people suggesting farting on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

press that button - tell you that im no good in enclosed spaces and let you deal with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take a nap until help arrives.

I naps."

Aw.

But wait, there's not enough room to lie down. A nap while you're standing?

(Reminds me of a scene in Rat Race where Rowan Atkinson falls asleep standing up)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play rock paper scissors

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Play rock paper scissors "

...best of 3?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Play rock paper scissors

...best of 3?

"

What do I get when I win

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Play rock paper scissors

...best of 3?

What do I get when I win "

Hmmm, haven't thought that far ahead. I usually like to go with the flow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Play rock paper scissors

...best of 3?

What do I get when I win

Hmmm, haven't thought that far ahead. I usually like to go with the flow. "

Well if we are stick stuck after rock paper scissors, how about a game of truth or dare? We might be stuck for a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Play rock paper scissors

...best of 3?

What do I get when I win

Hmmm, haven't thought that far ahead. I usually like to go with the flow.

Well if we are stick stuck after rock paper scissors, how about a game of truth or dare? We might be stuck for a while "

Sure, why not. You first though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Play rock paper scissors

...best of 3?

What do I get when I win

Hmmm, haven't thought that far ahead. I usually like to go with the flow.

Well if we are stick stuck after rock paper scissors, how about a game of truth or dare? We might be stuck for a while

Sure, why not. You first though."

I always go with dare

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Play rock paper scissors

...best of 3?

What do I get when I win

Hmmm, haven't thought that far ahead. I usually like to go with the flow.

Well if we are stick stuck after rock paper scissors, how about a game of truth or dare? We might be stuck for a while

Sure, why not. You first though.

I always go with dare "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...me and you were stuck in an elevator? "

I'm sure you are very nice but I'll probably get very hot and then start to panic if I'm honest, I get all panicked if a lorry parks outside the front of my building blocking the light out, I feel to hemmed in!!

G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,d play with your hairy.......chest. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...me and you were stuck in an elevator?

I'm sure you are very nice but I'll probably get very hot and then start to panic if I'm honest, I get all panicked if a lorry parks outside the front of my building blocking the light out, I feel to hemmed in!!

G x"

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I,d play with your hairy.......chest. x"

Hehe, you're very welcome to Miss Trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...me and you were stuck in an elevator? "
chat on fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...me and you were stuck in an elevator? chat on fab "

You could probably create a new thread with the heading 'stuck in a lift. What shall I do?'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"press that button - tell you that im no good in enclosed spaces and let you deal with me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...me and you were stuck in an elevator? chat on fab

You could probably create a new thread with the heading 'stuck in a lift. What shall I do?'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell you all about the final fantasy movies and freak accidents

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell you all about the final fantasy movies and freak accidents "

The first two were pretty good.

Think I gave up after that.

Became repetitive.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I'm loving this thread, has made me laugh...

I'm just hopefully it will never happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...me and you were stuck in an elevator? "

Offer you my hand in marriage and hopefully you will get pregnant so I can pack in work and be a stay at home father.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call the emergency number.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call the emergency number.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cry and panic.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I got voted on here one year as the person you would like to get stuck in a lift with

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

We could have a game of I-spy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cry and panic."

...because we're stuck in the lift or because you're stuck with me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We could have a game of I-spy "

...the possibilities are endless.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got voted on here one year as the person you would like to get stuck in a lift with "

Oh? What was that based on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm loving this thread, has made me laugh...

I'm just hopefully it will never happen "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...me and you were stuck in an elevator?

Offer you my hand in marriage and hopefully you will get pregnant so I can pack in work and be a stay at home father. "

...hate to break it to you but I'm unable to give birth.

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop


"...me and you were stuck in an elevator?

Fart…. then watch your face turn green "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of when I was about 14 at a family do, I climbed into a dumb waiter and got sent down to the kitchen but it went past the kitchen and got stuck at the bottom if the shaft, I was curled up in a tiny lift looking at a brick wall, I thought I was gonna die and had a major eppy, I was only stuck for about ten minutes but it was horrible.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

find the tile that lifts up in the roof and get a 'buch up' to go have a pole shimmy and a ganders

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reminds me of when I was about 14 at a family do, I climbed into a dumb waiter and got sent down to the kitchen but it went past the kitchen and got stuck at the bottom if the shaft, I was curled up in a tiny lift looking at a brick wall, I thought I was gonna die and had a major eppy, I was only stuck for about ten minutes but it was horrible. "

Wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"find the tile that lifts up in the roof and get a 'buch up' to go have a pole shimmy and a ganders "

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"find the tile that lifts up in the roof and get a 'buch up' to go have a pole shimmy and a ganders "

Oh yes! My life for of woman. I'll give you the leg up and thenot swing up after you we'll be out in no time.

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

That was supposed to say "my sort of woman" but I've had most of a bottle of wine. Hic.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"find the tile that lifts up in the roof and get a 'buch up' to go have a pole shimmy and a ganders

Oh yes! My life for of woman. I'll give you the leg up and thenot swing up after you we'll be out in no time."
ots like a mr and mrs smith moment..ive never had the excuse to do this..so i want to..without getting banned from the building..it was an emergency blah blah...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Give you my elevator pitch

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"That was supposed to say "my sort of woman" but I've had most of a bottle of wine. Hic."
its ok im on pain killers tonight..im squiffy too x

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"...me and you were stuck in an elevator? "

An SBD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would u do if u woke up naked in a bus station?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I used to work at Thorntons and it was common practice to take a girl into the lift and open the inner gate between floors so the lift would stop. There was usually plenty of banging on the outer gates of other floors and shouts of "Hurry up you bastards, we know what you're doing"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What would u do if u woke up naked in a bus station? "

...why do I get the feeling that this happened to you in the past?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to work at Thorntons and it was common practice to take a girl into the lift and open the inner gate between floors so the lift would stop. There was usually plenty of banging on the outer gates of other floors and shouts of "Hurry up you bastards, we know what you're doing" "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...me and you were stuck in an elevator? "

I'm claustrophobic, you'd want the emergency button to work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i would be sullking now as you ignored me - how rude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well i would be sullking now as you ignored me - how rude "

Apologies, I may have missed your comment. Let me scroll up to see if I can find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...me and you were stuck in an elevator? "

Probably ignore you and play with my phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"press that button - tell you that im no good in enclosed spaces and let you deal with me "

Found it. Definitely missed this one.

Oh, I can think of a few ways of dealing with you. Hehe

...are we friends again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...me and you were stuck in an elevator?

Probably ignore you and play with my phone "

Does the game have 2 player mode?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...me and you were stuck in an elevator?

I'm claustrophobic, you'd want the emergency button to work! "

...and if it doesn't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...me and you were stuck in an elevator?

Probably ignore you and play with my phone

Does the game have 2 player mode?"

I don't play games... I just come to fab forums for my entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well i would be sullking now as you ignored me - how rude

Apologies, I may have missed your comment. Let me scroll up to see if I can find it "

too late - firemen rescued us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well i would be sullking now as you ignored me - how rude

Apologies, I may have missed your comment. Let me scroll up to see if I can find it

too late - firemen rescued us "

...fuck. Timing was never my thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...me and you were stuck in an elevator?

Probably ignore you and play with my phone

Does the game have 2 player mode?

I don't play games... I just come to fab forums for my entertainment "

You could start a thread about how you're stuck in a lift with a guy.

...I would probably see it and reply with "funny that. I seem to be in the same situation".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fart "

...if I had a penny for the amount of times I've heard that as an answer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...me and you were stuck in an elevator?

I'm claustrophobic, you'd want the emergency button to work!

...and if it doesn't?"

Hide!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off at my floor.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Practice mindfulness.

I think I spent most of the 70s stuck in a lift.

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