FabSwingers.com forum: Return of the Magnificent Two

By *intage tag OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago

here and there

Will there be a sequel and return in a living room or bedroom. Who knows what will happen if and when the next adventure arises once the zimmer frames have been dusted and polished.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

Me please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And so it begins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea what this all means. I feel like I've missed something on the forums?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"I have no idea what this all means. I feel like I've missed something on the forums? "

PP and Toshn pair up for mmf threesomes Dan x

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Oh dear god, no woman is safe *hides*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genius

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Oh dear god, no woman is safe *hides*

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

The profile made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear god, no woman is safe *hides*

They will find you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my

Ding dong!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Backs slowly away from thread!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

One at a time I could cope with. Both together? Oh my word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my dreams

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

"The profile made me laugh."

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not liking the age being referred to as vintage

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Oh dear god, no woman is safe *hides*

They will find you

The best hiding spot I could find was behind a lamp post anyway LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Winter Fuel Allowance" Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you travel?

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

Hehe thank you for the tongue in cheek profile

pleasure to meet ya both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no idea what this all means. I feel like I've missed something on the forums?

PP and Toshn pair up for mmf threesomes Dan x"

Ah, right .. Thx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you travel?

If we had bus passes we would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be excited about one of you, two of you and I'd just not know where to start first

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Just brilliant, I love it, _intage tag is the most brilliant name ever, and that pic, well I can't find the words, I shall chuckle about this for a very long time

Mrs blue eyes

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over a year ago

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Definitely a good profile and pic..!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely a good profile and pic..!!

Would be better if they were crossing swords

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely a good profile and pic..!!

Would be better if they were crossing swords

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Would be better if they were here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be better if they were here!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Would be better if they were here!

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Will there be a sequel and return in a living room or bedroom. Who knows what will happen if and when the next adventure arises once the zimmer frames have been dusted and polished."

Can you meet me at Heathrow for my welcome home party please? Lol

Ooh Zimmer frames xto be polished and dusted please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely a good profile and pic..!!

Would be better if they were crossing swords

WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely a good profile and pic..!!

Would be better if they were crossing swords

WTF

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mine is a sword. Yours is more a penknife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely a good profile and pic..!!

Would be better if they were crossing swords

WTF

mine is a sword. Yours is more a penknife

Sword more like one of those cocktail ones you stick a cherry one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely a good profile and pic..!!

Would be better if they were crossing swords

WTF

mine is a sword. Yours is more a penknife

Sword more like one of those cocktail ones you stick a cherry one

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I have feelings yer know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely a good profile and pic..!!

Would be better if they were crossing swords

WTF

mine is a sword. Yours is more a penknife

Sword more like one of those cocktail ones you stick a cherry one

I have feelings yer know "

Awe diddums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought Little and Large had retired?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Oh dear god, no woman is safe *hides*

They will find you

The best hiding spot I could find was behind a lamp post anyway LOL"

Ahhh you don't need to hide, just walk quickly and they won't be able to keep up with their zimmer frames!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Oh dear god, no woman is safe *hides*

They will find you

The best hiding spot I could find was behind a lamp post anyway LOL

Ahhh you don't need to hide, just walk quickly and they won't be able to keep up with their zimmer frames!

Tie their shoelaces together first though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear god, no woman is safe *hides*

They will find you

The best hiding spot I could find was behind a lamp post anyway LOL

Ahhh you don't need to hide, just walk quickly and they won't be able to keep up with their zimmer frames!

Oi cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to know who's at the back and who's at the front? Or do you switch?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Oh dear god, no woman is safe *hides*

They will find you

The best hiding spot I could find was behind a lamp post anyway LOL

Ahhh you don't need to hide, just walk quickly and they won't be able to keep up with their zimmer frames!

Hahaha, shh, they'll qualify for the ones with wheels in a minute .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Briiliant

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I thought it was just B&Q that did oap special offers on Wednesday

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I thought it was just B&Q that did oap special offers on Wednesday

That's special offers for OAPs.

This is a special offer from OAPs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I genuinely lol'd reading that profile!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I genuinely lol'd reading that profile!

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I genuinely lol'd reading that profile!

What is lol'd?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought it was just B&Q that did oap special offers on Wednesday

I need a new stripper

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Oh dear god, no woman is safe *hides*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I genuinely lol'd reading that profile!

What is lol'd?"
laughed out loud

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Bi mmf then?!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Oh dear god, no woman is safe *hides*

They will find you

The best hiding spot I could find was behind a lamp post anyway LOL

Ahhh you don't need to hide, just walk quickly and they won't be able to keep up with their zimmer frames!

Tie their shoelaces together first though

I would... But they get those velcro ones now so they don't have to bend over...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my

Ding dong!!!

Dong ding!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Cripes, I'd forgotten all about helping them write their profile.

Have you been in hibernation due to a tricky patch of ice at the end of the path?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cripes, I'd forgotten all about helping them write their profile.

Have you been in hibernation due to a tricky patch of ice at the end of the path?

Warm weather helps the arthritis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabtastic boys

it! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you travel?

If we had bus passes we would

You mean you don't have it already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex . Then a grandad nap . And we are ready to go again .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you travel?

If we had bus passes we would

You mean you don't have it already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Credits for the funny profile goes too the lovely Tinatiz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Credits for the funny profile goes too the lovely Tinatiz "
Titz even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you travel?

If we had bus passes we would

You mean you don't have it already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you travel?

If we had bus passes we would

You mean you don't have it already?

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I have some go faster stripes that you can stick on your zimmer frames. The added bonus is both of you get up early so breakfast in bed made by you would be a bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have some go faster stripes that you can stick on your zimmer frames. The added bonus is both of you get up early so breakfast in bed made by you would be a bonus

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The chair lift would probably wake you up anyway

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"I have some go faster stripes that you can stick on your zimmer frames. The added bonus is both of you get up early so breakfast in bed made by you would be a bonus

The chair lift would probably wake you up anyway

I'm being thoughtful and getting ground floor accommodation. Don't want you both wasting your breath climbing stairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have some go faster stripes that you can stick on your zimmer frames. The added bonus is both of you get up early so breakfast in bed made by you would be a bonus

The chair lift would probably wake you up anyway

I'm being thoughtful and getting ground floor accommodation. Don't want you both wasting your breath climbing stairs.

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Awww you are so thoughtful. You can share my worthers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have some go faster stripes that you can stick on your zimmer frames. The added bonus is both of you get up early so breakfast in bed made by you would be a bonus

The chair lift would probably wake you up anyway

I'm being thoughtful and getting ground floor accommodation. Don't want you both wasting your breath climbing stairs.

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And a double helping of porridge

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"I have some go faster stripes that you can stick on your zimmer frames. The added bonus is both of you get up early so breakfast in bed made by you would be a bonus

The chair lift would probably wake you up anyway

I'm being thoughtful and getting ground floor accommodation. Don't want you both wasting your breath climbing stairs.

Awww you are so thoughtful. You can share my worthers

Seriously is that all you going to offer me to suck

My mum warned me never to take sweets off strange men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have some go faster stripes that you can stick on your zimmer frames. The added bonus is both of you get up early so breakfast in bed made by you would be a bonus

The chair lift would probably wake you up anyway

I'm being thoughtful and getting ground floor accommodation. Don't want you both wasting your breath climbing stairs.

Awww you are so thoughtful. You can share my worthers

Seriously is that all you going to offer me to suck

My mum warned me never to take sweets off strange men."
No the worthers are like a alternative lube .

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Credits for the funny profile goes too the lovely Tinatiz Titz even

It was fun writing it, even if it was ages ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have some go faster stripes that you can stick on your zimmer frames. The added bonus is both of you get up early so breakfast in bed made by you would be a bonus

The chair lift would probably wake you up anyway

I'm being thoughtful and getting ground floor accommodation. Don't want you both wasting your breath climbing stairs.

Awww you are so thoughtful. You can share my worthers

Seriously is that all you going to offer me to suck

My mum warned me never to take sweets off strange men. No the worthers are like a alternative lube .

They don't come any stranger than him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Credits for the funny profile goes too the lovely Tinatiz Titz even

It was fun writing it, even if it was ages ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I keep thinking Chuckle brothers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent profile gents! Thank you for giving me a chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I keep thinking Chuckle brothers

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Well we are doing our tag team we do say . Me too you . You too me

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

Is that a real profile. I am an expert with a defib xxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is

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