FabSwingers.com forum: Sexy Liverpudlian seeks solvent handsome male

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi I'm Granny

Funny

Articulate

Intelligent

Sexy

Fortyish lady

Seeking

Handsome solvent intelligent male

(Cause im running outta close meets and i canna be arsed ta look further)

Mail me with enclosed CV and photo xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you are soooo in trouble now!!!

*pulls up a chair with cuppa, and waits for the fun to begin*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Oh you are soooo in trouble now!!!

*pulls up a chair with cuppa, and waits for the fun to begin*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're fucked and not in the conventional way either

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Hi I'm Granny

Funny

Articulate

Intelligent

Sexy

Fortyish lady

Seeking

Handsome solvent intelligent male

(Cause im running outta close meets and i canna be arsed ta look further)

Mail me with enclosed CV and photo xx

bout time you got a pic up granny lmao

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Didn't think Soapy had a conventional way lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fortyish lady"

I believe you are being rather kind!

... expecting a spanking from Granny next time I meet her!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

o0o0o im gonna await her response.. *pulls up a chair* :D

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm Granny

Funny

Articulate

Intelligent

Sexy

Fortyish lady

Seeking

Handsome solvent intelligent male

(Cause im running outta close meets and i canna be arsed ta look further)

Mail me with enclosed CV and photo xx

Granny may just forgive you as you've knocked years of her age!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Oh you are soooo in trouble now!!!

*pulls up a chair with cuppa, and waits for the fun to begin*

still here sitting quietly in corner

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

****suddenly wakes up again

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let the games begin

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

2 words soapy....

Death wish.....

oh well... as long as i can comfort all the women at ya wake that is fine....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 words soapy....

Death wish.....

oh well... as long as i can comfort all the women at ya wake that is fine....

Oi if theres women there ill be at the front a the queue xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 words soapy....

Death wish.....

oh well... as long as i can comfort all the women at ya wake that is fine....

Oi if theres women there ill be at the front a the queue xx

In the coffin/funeral car yeah haha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi if theres women there ill be at the front a the queue xx

What if they were of the 'slightly miffed' variety?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the phrases 'like a lamb to the slaughter' comes to mind haha xxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the phrases 'like a lamb to the slaughter' comes to mind haha xxx"
I'll get the mint sauce

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the phrases 'like a lamb to the slaughter' comes to mind haha xxxI'll get the mint sauce

Hurry up... chop chop!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

you are all so baa-aad, hope Granny rams the grief big styleeeee

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you are all so baa-aad, hope Granny rams the grief big styleeeee"

Pssssttt!!! ....I think he is looking a bit 'sheepish'

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"you are all so baa-aad, hope Granny rams the grief big styleeeee

Pssssttt!!! ....I think he is looking a bit 'sheepish'

wool, wouldn't ewe??/

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you are all so baa-aad, hope Granny rams the grief big styleeeee

Pssssttt!!! ....I think he is looking a bit 'sheepish'

wool, wouldn't ewe??/"
Think he's in for a roasting

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

definitely a lambasting anyway

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"definitely a lambasting anyway"

Or a swift removal of the baa-aa-lox

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just so ya are all aware Granny has seen and approved this thread and is apparently on her way down ta me ta bring me a set of kitchen knives or summat

Wasn't really listening as i got all excited xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just so ya are all aware Granny has seen and approved this thread and is apparently on her way down ta me ta bring me a set of kitchen knives or summat

Wasn't really listening as i got all excited xx

"
Think you had best borrow someones tin knickers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just so ya are all aware Granny has seen and approved this thread and is apparently on her way down ta me ta bring me a set of kitchen knives or summat

Wasn't really listening as i got all excited xx

It was lovely knowing you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Just so ya are all aware Granny has seen and approved this thread and is apparently on her way down ta me ta bring me a set of kitchen knives or summat

Wasn't really listening as i got all excited xx

Think you had best borrow someones tin knickers

body armour may be more suitable lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think you had best borrow someones tin knickers

They are way too big for him

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Just so ya are all aware Granny has seen and approved this thread and is apparently on her way down ta me ta bring me a set of kitchen knives or summat

Wasn't really listening as i got all excited xx

bomb shelter i thinks and stay in there for few weeks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

haha, well seeing he has disappeared offline. Thankfully I know the song he wants played at his funeral

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you would have better chances surviving in Japan!

RIP Soapy!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"haha, well seeing he has disappeared offline. Thankfully I know the song he wants played at his funeral

Oi ive just been fa a bath xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a swinger called Soapy !

Who did something incredibly dopey.

He promised group sex to a woman perplexed.

And made her all upwards and hopey.

He brought EVERY male in the world

Who could think and was true to his word

But when she demanded her wishes

They were BOTH doing dishes

So Granny to Soapy did turn.

Desiring sensations of sex

Mighty muscles she started to flex

When Granny inserted - Craig whinged that it hurted.

And the mood turned to mutual vex.

'Can't see a thing! Soapy cried

One more minute it's fact he'd have died.

Cos when Granny went down on this undersized clown.

The whole of him slid up inside.

Get me out of this vag - This is crass

Soapy felt like a dildo of glass

One gush got him out. With a grin Granny shouts

That wasn't my vag ' twas my ass !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

PMSFL brilliant lol xxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PMSFL brilliant lol xxx

second that! who needs soapy when we have granny for poems!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superb Granny. Absolutely brilliant.

And well done Soapy. You're a braver man than I 'Bungedit In'

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality granny!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ibrosMan
over a year ago

harrow

WD Soapy. You're a survivor.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WD Soapy. You're a survivor."

Cause im iclkle they canna see stealth Soapy xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a swinger called Soapy !

Who did something incredibly dopey.

He promised group sex to a woman perplexed.

And made her all upwards and hopey.

He brought EVERY male in the world

Who could think and was true to his word

But when she demanded her wishes

They were BOTH doing dishes

So Granny to Soapy did turn.

Desiring sensations of sex

Mighty muscles she started to flex

When Granny inserted - Craig whinged that it hurted.

And the mood turned to mutual vex.

'Can't see a thing! Soapy cried

One more minute it's fact he'd have died.

Cos when Granny went down on this undersized clown.

The whole of him slid up inside.

Get me out of this vag - This is crass

Soapy felt like a dildo of glass

One gush got him out. With a grin Granny shouts

That wasn't my vag ' twas my ass !

brilliant granny, btw craig always goes in via the back door lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

absolute class Granny xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"absolute class Granny xx"

Dont you bloody encourage her xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread