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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Traffic announcement on the car radio, some tin pot local radio doesn't do the thing that stops the interruption, you end up having to listen to their shit music, today it was huey lewis, but then you get into the shit song and start singing gayly along...but THEN they stop the signal!! grrrr*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have too many colouring books and colouring materials to choose from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Traffic announcement on the car radio, some tin pot local radio doesn't do the thing that stops the interruption, you end up having to listen to their shit music, today it was huey lewis, but then you get into the shit song and start singing gayly along...but THEN they stop the signal!! grrrr* "

You sing

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

The raspberry jelly I made earlier isn't set enough to eat yet.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Needed to buy a birthday card for a friend and the choice was too large.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The power cable for my DAB radio is broken. Do I throw away the radio or hang on to it in case I can find a cable with the right jack end?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The raspberry jelly I made earlier isn't set enough to eat yet."

Did you put fresh raspberries in it? That will slow it down.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"The raspberry jelly I made earlier isn't set enough to eat yet.

Did you put fresh raspberries in it? That will slow it down.

"

Yep. But I shall enjoy jelly tomorrow. Silver lining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The raspberry jelly I made earlier isn't set enough to eat yet.

Did you put fresh raspberries in it? That will slow it down.

Yep. But I shall enjoy jelly tomorrow. Silver lining."

Vodka?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"The power cable for my DAB radio is broken. Do I throw away the radio or hang on to it in case I can find a cable with the right jack end?

"

Finding a replacement cable shouldn't be difficult.

If you're not sure what you are looking for, ask somewhere like Maplin. It's almost certainly a standard connector.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I need to go out to the 24hr supermarket but can't be bothered.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"The raspberry jelly I made earlier isn't set enough to eat yet.

Did you put fresh raspberries in it? That will slow it down.

Yep. But I shall enjoy jelly tomorrow. Silver lining.

Vodka? "

Not this time. Virgin jellies. But I do have a gin and elderflower jelly recipe somewhere. Hmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The raspberry jelly I made earlier isn't set enough to eat yet.

Did you put fresh raspberries in it? That will slow it down.

Yep. But I shall enjoy jelly tomorrow. Silver lining.

Vodka?

Not this time. Virgin jellies. But I do have a gin and elderflower jelly recipe somewhere. Hmm."

Ligeia I'm thinking a Jelly and I scream type party

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I couldn't find a non Word document until it was too late. Fucking computers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The charger for my crash helmet Bluetooth has a plug on it, it's 5 volt! so a USB charger would be fine, then I could charge it on the bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have the right colour nail polish to match my perfect outfit and The brand cannot be bought on the high street too late to order now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The power cable for my DAB radio is broken. Do I throw away the radio or hang on to it in case I can find a cable with the right jack end?

"

What part of the cable has broken? Splice it together again lol

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I need to go out to the 24hr supermarket but can't be bothered."
what time do they close?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have the right colour nail polish to match my perfect outfit and The brand cannot be bought on the high street too late to order now "

Mix your own

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"The power cable for my DAB radio is broken. Do I throw away the radio or hang on to it in case I can find a cable with the right jack end?

What part of the cable has broken? Splice it together again lol"

That's Lickety you're talking to Does she seem like the splicing sort?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Traffic announcement on the car radio, some tin pot local radio doesn't do the thing that stops the interruption, you end up having to listen to their shit music, today it was huey lewis, but then you get into the shit song and start singing gayly along...but THEN they stop the signal!! grrrr*

You sing "

And it's now raining.....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Traffic announcement on the car radio, some tin pot local radio doesn't do the thing that stops the interruption, you end up having to listen to their shit music, today it was huey lewis, but then you get into the shit song and start singing gayly along...but THEN they stop the signal!! grrrr*

You sing

And it's now raining....."

Bugger, won't that put the flames out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to buy camomile tea, filled my basket, paid, got home, then realised didn't get the tea. That was the only thing I really needed!!!!!!

Sarah

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The power cable for my DAB radio is broken. Do I throw away the radio or hang on to it in case I can find a cable with the right jack end?

What part of the cable has broken? Splice it together again lol

That's Lickety you're talking to Does she seem like the splicing sort? "

Is this splicing thing a service I can get from somewhere?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Traffic announcement on the car radio, some tin pot local radio doesn't do the thing that stops the interruption, you end up having to listen to their shit music, today it was huey lewis, but then you get into the shit song and start singing gayly along...but THEN they stop the signal!! grrrr*

You sing

And it's now raining.....

Bugger, won't that put the flames out?"

Nah - we'll just use the dragon

Makes the ash a little slippery underfoot though.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Traffic announcement on the car radio, some tin pot local radio doesn't do the thing that stops the interruption, you end up having to listen to their shit music, today it was huey lewis, but then you get into the shit song and start singing gayly along...but THEN they stop the signal!! grrrr*

You sing

And it's now raining.....

Bugger, won't that put the flames out?

Nah - we'll just use the dragon

Makes the ash a little slippery underfoot though."

You have a dragon? Awesome! I want a dragon. Do you breed it? Do you have litters of dragonlets to sell?

I *need* a dragon!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Traffic announcement on the car radio, some tin pot local radio doesn't do the thing that stops the interruption, you end up having to listen to their shit music, today it was huey lewis, but then you get into the shit song and start singing gayly along...but THEN they stop the signal!! grrrr*

You sing

And it's now raining.....

Bugger, won't that put the flames out?

Nah - we'll just use the dragon

Makes the ash a little slippery underfoot though.

You have a dragon? Awesome! I want a dragon. Do you breed it? Do you have litters of dragonlets to sell?

I *need* a dragon!"

The cats won't like that. Although replacing them with a dragon would make things less... hairy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an inspiration.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Traffic announcement on the car radio, some tin pot local radio doesn't do the thing that stops the interruption, you end up having to listen to their shit music, today it was huey lewis, but then you get into the shit song and start singing gayly along...but THEN they stop the signal!! grrrr*

You sing

And it's now raining.....

Bugger, won't that put the flames out?

Nah - we'll just use the dragon

Makes the ash a little slippery underfoot though.

You have a dragon? Awesome! I want a dragon. Do you breed it? Do you have litters of dragonlets to sell?

I *need* a dragon!

The cats won't like that. Although replacing them with a dragon would make things less... hairy.

"

Keiko could keep a dragon under control. She's Queen of the Universe.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm an inspiration. "

Get yourself some charisma and your life is made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The power cable for my DAB radio is broken. Do I throw away the radio or hang on to it in case I can find a cable with the right jack end?

What part of the cable has broken? Splice it together again lol

That's Lickety you're talking to Does she seem like the splicing sort?

Is this splicing thing a service I can get from somewhere? "

Yes, go to Maplins take the cable and put out bottom lip whilst showing cleavage and fluttering eyelashes, always seems to work for L but I just get asked to leave the store when I try it

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"The power cable for my DAB radio is broken. Do I throw away the radio or hang on to it in case I can find a cable with the right jack end?

What part of the cable has broken? Splice it together again lol

That's Lickety you're talking to Does she seem like the splicing sort?

Is this splicing thing a service I can get from somewhere?

Yes, go to Maplins take the cable and put out bottom lip whilst showing cleavage and fluttering eyelashes, always seems to work for L but I just get asked to leave the store when I try it "

Maplin was my suggestion too, although I suggested buying a new cable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The power cable for my DAB radio is broken. Do I throw away the radio or hang on to it in case I can find a cable with the right jack end?

What part of the cable has broken? Splice it together again lol

That's Lickety you're talking to Does she seem like the splicing sort?

Is this splicing thing a service I can get from somewhere?

Yes, go to Maplins take the cable and put out bottom lip whilst showing cleavage and fluttering eyelashes, always seems to work for L but I just get asked to leave the store when I try it

Maplin was my suggestion too, although I suggested buying a new cable!"

that works too... does depend on what is actually broken, they often will test for you and L has got them to solder bits together to make her a cable when I was away.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The power cable for my DAB radio is broken. Do I throw away the radio or hang on to it in case I can find a cable with the right jack end?

What part of the cable has broken? Splice it together again lol

That's Lickety you're talking to Does she seem like the splicing sort?

Is this splicing thing a service I can get from somewhere?

Yes, go to Maplins take the cable and put out bottom lip whilst showing cleavage and fluttering eyelashes, always seems to work for L but I just get asked to leave the store when I try it

Maplin was my suggestion too, although I suggested buying a new cable!

that works too... does depend on what is actually broken, they often will test for you and L has got them to solder bits together to make her a cable when I was away."

I'm not the pouty, fluttery eyelash type. Cleavage is just there though. What I lack in charisma and charm has to be covered by cleavage.

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