FabSwingers.com forum: Why the hell...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...do they make yoghurt pots shapes that don't allow you t get it all out easily?

Minirage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me laugh. Sorry.

First world problems, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Covert tongue training

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"...do they make yoghurt pots shapes that don't allow you t get it all out easily?

Minirage."

It's that funny little inner ring thing that collects the yoghurt in a way that is impossible to get unless you're an anteater.

Stacking isn't a good enough reason as the overall shape means the packing boxes must have lots of gaps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

same with marmite/bovril jars

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I didn't realise, I don't do yogurt

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Stick yer pinky in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life would be boring if yogurt pots were easy to eat out of.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Although if you go BIG, like the Collective pots, then you can get your whole face in there.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have a short tongue and I manage. What you also need is a clean finger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bonus of having a flexible tongue.Admittedly not very gentleman like but hey you can't leave a yoghurt pot anything but spotless

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"same with marmite/bovril jars"

English mustard in one of those squeezy bottles as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not eating out of a yogurt pot with my fingers you fucking animals!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"same with marmite/bovril jars"

It's bullshit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yogurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe its to practise our licking out techniques

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Back in the day, teaspoon dexterity and a ski pot were the mark of a champion

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Are you a lid licker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a lid licker?

I always lick the lid of life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a lid licker?

I use a spoon for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"marmite

marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yogurt is too difficult to eat. Chocolate oranges are easier and also one of your 5 a day.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Are you a lid licker?

I use a spoon for that."

Bit posh ent ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yogurt

I'm allergic to all Dairy products even lactose free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yogurt is too difficult to eat. Chocolate oranges are easier and also one of your 5 a day.

I like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The best part of a yogurt is the slightly more solidified part that forms around the edge when you take the lid off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just need a long enough tongue. I licked my yogurt pot clean today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You just need a long enough tongue. I licked my yogurt pot clean today! "

I'm sure it can reach, I just don't fancy sticky yogurt all round my chops.

It's nice to be able to eat food an not have to have a shower after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a lid licker?

I use a spoon for that.

Bit posh ent ya?

i use a spoon too - cut my tongue once on a yoghurtlid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best part of a yogurt is the slightly more solidified part that forms around the edge when you take the lid off."

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just need a long enough tongue. I licked my yogurt pot clean today!

I'm sure it can reach, I just don't fancy sticky yogurt all round my chops.

It's nice to be able to eat food an not have to have a shower after.

All depends how committed you are to the yogurt and how long your tongue is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just need a long enough tongue. I licked my yogurt pot clean today!

I'm sure it can reach, I just don't fancy sticky yogurt all round my chops.

It's nice to be able to eat food an not have to have a shower after.

All depends how committed you are to the yogurt and how long your tongue is. "

this could be foreplay - get someone to lick you clean after you licked out whatever pot you licked

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Are you a lid licker?

I use a spoon for that.

Bit posh ent ya?

I use a spoon too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You just need a long enough tongue. I licked my yogurt pot clean today!

I'm sure it can reach, I just don't fancy sticky yogurt all round my chops.

It's nice to be able to eat food an not have to have a shower after.

All depends how committed you are to the yogurt and how long your tongue is. "

How bloody dare you question my commitment to the yoghurt?!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"The best part of a yogurt is the slightly more solidified part that forms around the edge when you take the lid off."

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a lid licker?

I use a spoon for that.

Bit posh ent ya?

I use a spoon too."

i get called posh cos i use a gravy boat and soup spoons -

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

what flavour yogurt was it

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Are you a lid licker?

I use a spoon for that."

Weirdo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stick to Cadbury's Dairy Milk dessert. Pots of Joy indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what flavour yogurt was it"

One strawberry and one raspberry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just need a long enough tongue. I licked my yogurt pot clean today!

I'm sure it can reach, I just don't fancy sticky yogurt all round my chops.

It's nice to be able to eat food an not have to have a shower after.

All depends how committed you are to the yogurt and how long your tongue is.

How bloody dare you question my commitment to the yoghurt?!"

Just saying.

What happens if you have no utensils. Just a delicious yogurt but no spoon......

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

To leave you knowing that you've not had enough, so you get another one and boost sales.

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

I'm a lid licker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You just need a long enough tongue. I licked my yogurt pot clean today!

I'm sure it can reach, I just don't fancy sticky yogurt all round my chops.

It's nice to be able to eat food an not have to have a shower after.

All depends how committed you are to the yogurt and how long your tongue is.

How bloody dare you question my commitment to the yoghurt?!

Just saying.

What happens if you have no utensils. Just a delicious yogurt but no spoon......

Hmmm... Poke a hole in the top and suck it out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just need a long enough tongue. I licked my yogurt pot clean today!

I'm sure it can reach, I just don't fancy sticky yogurt all round my chops.

It's nice to be able to eat food an not have to have a shower after.

All depends how committed you are to the yogurt and how long your tongue is.

How bloody dare you question my commitment to the yoghurt?!

Just saying.

What happens if you have no utensils. Just a delicious yogurt but no spoon......

Hmmm... Poke a hole in the top and suck it out?"

Do you have a straw?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You just need a long enough tongue. I licked my yogurt pot clean today!

I'm sure it can reach, I just don't fancy sticky yogurt all round my chops.

It's nice to be able to eat food an not have to have a shower after.

All depends how committed you are to the yogurt and how long your tongue is.

How bloody dare you question my commitment to the yoghurt?!

Just saying.

What happens if you have no utensils. Just a delicious yogurt but no spoon......

Hmmm... Poke a hole in the top and suck it out?

Do you have a straw? "

Have you taken my straws as well as my spoons? What is this madness?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't you get it out with your cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just need a long enough tongue. I licked my yogurt pot clean today!

I'm sure it can reach, I just don't fancy sticky yogurt all round my chops.

It's nice to be able to eat food an not have to have a shower after.

All depends how committed you are to the yogurt and how long your tongue is.

How bloody dare you question my commitment to the yoghurt?!

Just saying.

What happens if you have no utensils. Just a delicious yogurt but no spoon......

Hmmm... Poke a hole in the top and suck it out?

Do you have a straw?

Have you taken my straws as well as my spoons? What is this madness?

I'm mean....want to see how you work under pressure. Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have no spoon you use the lid as a scoop lol. Just hold it in a Pringle shape and away you go :D I've forgotten to put a spoon in my packed lunch way too many times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practice your stealth tongue training x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

simple,,you need a longer tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what flavour yogurt was it

One strawberry and one raspberry."

Russian roulette.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

The Chinese drink yoghurt...,I know this to my cost as its in the same shaped cartons as milk... But made me learn the Chinese name for milk...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"The Chinese drink yoghurt...,I know this to my cost as its in the same shaped cartons as milk... But made me learn the Chinese name for milk..."

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

simples get someone to feed the yogurt to you

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Why can't you get yoghurt out of a yoghurt pot with a spoon???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why can't you get yoghurt out of a yoghurt pot with a spoon???

It had almost square corners and a strange base, so the effort required to extract said yogurt was not worth the rewards available.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Why can't you get yoghurt out of a yoghurt pot with a spoon???

It had almost square corners and a strange base, so the effort required to extract said yogurt was not worth the rewards available. "

Ah OK, you've been buying yoghurt in eccentric yoghurt pots!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why can't you get yoghurt out of a yoghurt pot with a spoon???

It had almost square corners and a strange base, so the effort required to extract said yogurt was not worth the rewards available.

Ah OK, you've been buying yoghurt in eccentric yoghurt pots!

Don't you roll your eyes at me young lady - this is serious business.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why can't you get yoghurt out of a yoghurt pot with a spoon???

It had almost square corners and a strange base, so the effort required to extract said yogurt was not worth the rewards available. "

Just tell us the brand, man! Someone will have the solution to you in no time.

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