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At last! Revealed.. why there are no female F1 drivers..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...sussed it... women can't make a noise like an F1 car passing at speed.

Siren just tried it and she sounded like a cat.

When you see them on the TV it's not the engines making those noises, it's the drivers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 2 year lad should be world champion then in twenty years cos his F1 sounds are 1st class lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cars are made by men for men. They are so powerful that a womans physique won't take the strain e.g kneck strain on corners etc..... I don't think womens other bits fare well either.

There were women F1 drivers years ago before cars became more powerful.

I've a sneaky suspicion that there are qualified women but i'd have to look it up.

As for the cat noise ? That's what women who've been Wishied sound like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vroooooooooooooooooooom vrrrrrooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"vroooooooooooooooooooom vrrrrrooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm "
nope that ain't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"vroooooooooooooooooooom vrrrrrooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm "

Rubbish !! They go .........nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr NNNNNNNNNeeeeeeeeeeRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"vroooooooooooooooooooom vrrrrrooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm

Rubbish !! They go .........nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr NNNNNNNNNeeeeeeeeeeRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

Pathetic!

It's more of a eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.......but you have to trail it off like the car is pulling away from you into the distance, see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt ta do wi that wishy mate

Its the fact that there is no dashboard ta put the nail varnish bottle on and the fact that they canna brush their hair wi the helmet on xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or check their make up in the mirror at traffic lights. Can you image it at the start GO GO GO and all the cars are just sat there lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nowt ta do wi that wishy mate

Its the fact that there is no dashboard ta put the nail varnish bottle on and the fact that they canna brush their hair wi the helmet on xx "

Yes, I remember the one and only female F1 driver who came in for a pit stop with a lipstick smile on the front of her visor. The daft bint had forgot to lift it. Must have been tricky putting it on 150mph so fair credit to her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or check their make up in the mirror at traffic lights. Can you image it at the start GO GO GO and all the cars are just sat there lol"

Yeah, and Murray Walker yelling, "For fuck's sake.. GO!! It's Green!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowt ta do wi that wishy mate

Its the fact that there is no dashboard ta put the nail varnish bottle on and the fact that they canna brush their hair wi the helmet on xx

Yes, I remember the one and only female F1 driver who came in for a pit stop with a lipstick smile on the front of her visor. The daft bint had forgot to lift it. Must have been tricky putting it on 150mph so fair credit to her."
PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"vroooooooooooooooooooom vrrrrrooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm

Rubbish !! They go .........nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr NNNNNNNNNeeeeeeeeeeRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Pathetic!

It's more of a eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.......but you have to trail it off like the car is pulling away from you into the distance, see! "

I did ...........NnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You can't READ !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yours sounds like a constipated giraffe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it all starts proper in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/03/11 09:36:51]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is 100% true, I swear it...

Siren and I were out driving one day, hold on, back track.. I WAS DRIVING she was attempting to navigate but I've never understood how women can read a map when they turn it around as the car changes direction but that's another story..

...anyways, we were out in the car and had pulled up at some traffic lights, which were on red and you have to when they're red but try telling Siren that,.. we were 'discussing' which route to travel, I say discussing but it was really her saying left when she meant right (I've tried to teach her so many times in the past: wedding hand: left, wanking me hand: right, anyone should be able to remember that ffs)... so the lights changed as we were 'dicussing' and Siren was trying, unsuccessfully to inform me that the lights were green. It's a very simple thing to say: Honey, the lights are green. See. Dead simple.

Not for siren.

She said, "The lights are with you."

I looked at her quizzically, thinking, "huh, lights with me? wtf is she on about?"

So she said it again and gesticulated, pointing ahead, "the lights are with you!"

I looked up and saw the traffic lights were in fact at green.

And that's why there are no female F1 drivers. The don't understand how the start of a race works. (and they can't make a noise like an F1 car)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is 100% true, I swear it...

Siren and I were out driving one day, hold on, back track.. I WAS DRIVING she was attempting to navigate but I've never understood how women can read a map when they turn it around as the car changes direction but that's another story..

...anyways, we were out in the car and had pulled up at some traffic lights, which were on red and you have to when they're red but try telling Siren that,.. we were 'discussing' which route to travel, I say discussing but it was really her saying left when she meant right (I've tried to teach her so many times in the past: wedding hand: left, wanking me hand: right, anyone should be able to remember that ffs)... so the lights changed as we were 'dicussing' and Siren was trying, unsuccessfully to inform me that the lights were green. It's a very simple thing to say: Honey, the lights are green. See. Dead simple.

Not for siren.

She said, "The lights are with you."

I looked at her quizzically, thinking, "huh, lights with me? wtf is she on about?"

So she said it again and gesticulated, pointing ahead, "the lights are with you!"

I looked up and saw the traffic lights were in fact at green.

And that's why there are no female F1 drivers. The don't understand how the start of a race works. (and they can't make a noise like an F1 car) "
Err hate ta let the side down mate i really doBut i would have known what she was saying xxxxxxxSorry xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id have just said 'the lights are green you twat GO'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishy I'm excellent at map reading and one of the reasons is that i orientate it to correlate with the direction that the car is travelling in.

Or in liccle boyz tork ..... I turn it round.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Err hate ta let the side down mate i really doBut i would have known what she was saying xxxxxxxSorry xx "

S'only cos you want yer knob sucked at the next social.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"The cars are made by men for men. They are so powerful that a womans physique won't take the strain e.g kneck strain on corners etc..... I don't think womens other bits fare well either.

There were women F1 drivers years ago before cars became more powerful.

I've a sneaky suspicion that there are qualified women but i'd have to look it up.

As for the cat noise ? That's what women who've been Wishied sound like."

So the female typhoon fighter pilot currently flying over Libya (good on ya girl) isnt an equal to the male fighter jocks then?

Women are only limited by there own determination.

Yes, its true that many women are not physically capable of doing things that a guy can do, but there are exceptions, and I am sure that sooner or later there will be females in F1.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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So the female typhoon fighter pilot currently flying over Libya (good on ya girl) isnt an equal to the male fighter jocks then?

Women are only limited by there own determination.

Yes, its true that many women are not physically capable of doing things that a guy can do, but there are exceptions, and I am sure that sooner or later there will be females in F1."

It's just a joke thread stemming from the fact that Siren can't make a noise like an F1 car that my littleun will laugh at - he just looks at her with a bemused expression on his face wondering what mummy is trying to do.

There has been a female F1 driver in the past - there's been 5 actually:

Maria Teresa de Filippis (IT), 1958-59, Maserati

Lella Lombardi (It), 1974-76, March, Williams

Davina Gallica (GB), 1976-78, Surtees, Hesketh

Desire Wilson (SA), 1979, Williams

Giovanna Amati (It), 1992, Brabham

~

Of those five ladies, only Lombardi has ever scored any championship points (well, 0.5pts in fact), but the 1976 British Grand Prix saw both Lombardi and Gallica competing, although neither got past the pre-qualifying they had in those days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can do a Scooby sound .... pop pop bang bang hehehe

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

I knew of Davina and Desire back in the '70's, I had not heard of Giovanna as late as the '90's. I don't ever remember any of the races she was in thats for sure.

I do remember the hoohaa when Davina was in racing, brought a touch of glamour to the sport and always got a mention in the same sentences as James Hunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why compete? Women know their place - look so much better draped over the car and driver. Really boys stop being so paranoid there is the odd thing in life you're better at than women just feel comfortable in that as its not often it happens.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wait till danica patrick gets a drive,she seems to go well in the indy cars

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