FabSwingers.com forum: swingers life is like....

By *J Statham OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Describe your swingers life using a metaphor or analogy

My swingers life is like the house of commons, loads of people around me talking the big talk but not many backing up the talk with the actions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My swinging life is like going to a Stephen K Amos comedy gig: Everyone around me seems to having a jolly good time, but I'm just not getting it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My swinging life is like going over white hart lane in the early eighties.

Loads of cunts waiting to be filled in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My swinging life is like going over white hart lane in the early eighties.

Loads of cunts waiting to be filled in. "

Mine is like going to White Hart Lane last season, lots of initial hope and anticipation, but ultimately fail to deliver on expectations and an embarrassing flop when it counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My swinging life is like going over white hart lane in the early eighties.

Loads of cunts waiting to be filled in.

Mine is like going to White Hart Lane last season, lots of initial hope and anticipation, but ultimately fail to deliver on expectations and an embarrassing flop when it counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is like a box of chocolates!

Turns out I like the nutty ones with the soft centre!

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

Mines like a soap opera....

Too much drama and not enough sex

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

my DVD collection ..each one has their own merits, value and meaning to me personally..i go back to my favourites again and again because i find that their essence is captivating. occasionally a new one is added or an old one leaves, but none are forgotten, they have all added to my story x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my DVD collection ..each one has their own merits, value and meaning to me personally..i go back to my favourites again and again because i find that their essence is captivating. occasionally a new one is added or an old one leaves, but none are forgotten, they have all added to my story x"

Mine is also like my DVD collection. Mainly comedy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is like being a fat bloke in Greggs only to find you don't have any money and can only look at the pasties and dream

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

A swingers life for me is the relaxing no pressure no exceptions version of my real life shooting porn.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Mine is like a classic movie. All Quiet On The Western Front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines is like going to the chippy for tea. Take a notion for it now and again and really enjoy it but wouldn't want it all the time x

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