FabSwingers.com forum: What New TV Show Would You Invent?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd have a new late night version of celebrity on ice called

'Nuddy Celebs Sucking and Fucking On Ice' where well known celebs would literally have to perform.

Any other suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swingers version of Big Brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swingers version of Big Brother

yeh with me and you in it !!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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I’d change the format of Total Wipeout slightly and make it a tad more like a cross between Running Man and Gamer

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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‘Bring on the wall’… I can’t decide whether it should be sexual positions or make it into a version of extreme glory holes

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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I better get this one in first....

Supermarket Sweep - the bag packing edition.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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LeastEnders…. a contest to find the smallest penis head.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Mock the Weak…. a bit like Strongest Man but with puny people.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

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Cum Dine With Me.

Instead of watching a bunch of pompous borderline alcoholics shovel pretentious shit from oven to plate they are force fed my jizz in vast quantities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum Dine With Me.

Instead of watching a bunch of pompous borderline alcoholics shovel pretentious shit from oven to plate they are force fed my jizz in vast quantities."

Now I would pay to see that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum Dine With Me.

Instead of watching a bunch of pompous borderline alcoholics shovel pretentious shit from oven to plate they are force fed my jizz in vast quantities."

A confit of cock served with a spicy jus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum Dine With Me.

Instead of watching a bunch of pompous borderline alcoholics shovel pretentious shit from oven to plate they are force fed my jizz in vast quantities."

Lol couldnt of put it better myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Country Paedophile - special rural edition of Crimewatch

Eastbenders - Chinese remake of Queer as Folk

Holly Smokes - Holly Willoughby indulges my smoking fetish by smoking cigarettes for half an hour.

Holly Tokes - Special late-night edition of the above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum Dine With Me.

Instead of watching a bunch of pompous borderline alcoholics shovel pretentious shit from oven to plate they are force fed my jizz in vast quantities.

Now I would pay to see that !"

id pay to star in it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swingers Coach Trip. A journey around Europes Swinging Hotspots. Points awarded for number of shags, nudist beach shags, swinging clubs attended etc. You would get voted off for poor hygiene, slipping the condom off, getting pissed, being a pest etc.

The last couple/winners get to shag the tour guide........ME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coach trip - doggers edition, travelling all over Britain instead of Europe picking up FABS users

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swingers Coach Trip. A journey around Europes Swinging Hotspots. Points awarded for number of shags, nudist beach shags, swinging clubs attended etc. You would get voted off for poor hygiene, slipping the condom off, getting pissed, being a pest etc.

The last couple/winners get to shag the tour guide........ME

great minds lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd invent a show called (and its a catchy title) celebrity tit fishing.

Where jeremy clarkson, alan carr, and a bunch of other well known tits throw themselves into a lake and then members of the public have to catch them with a rod

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

International Pro-Am Dogging perhaps?

Im sorry France, you've been disqualified for splashing on the car paintwork!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum Dine With Me.

Instead of watching a bunch of pompous borderline alcoholics shovel pretentious shit from oven to plate they are force fed my jizz in vast quantities."

What goes on in your head?!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

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Hell's Kitchen

Each week there is a live phone vote where viewers decide which celebrity chef get's to be burnt at the stake on live TV.

Because of the immense egos involved the chefs would actually agree to take part just to see who was the most popular.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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EastGenders.... spot the lady-boy for cash.... but get it wrong and you get bummed by Well'ard

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Take Me Out…. similar studio format but the guy has a sniper rifle to eliminate the ones who keep their light on but he doesn’t fancy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take Me Out…. similar studio format but the guy has a sniper rifle to eliminate the ones who keep their light on but he doesn’t fancy."

You're as bad as Funky!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Shooting Stars.... this could either be a wank race or another sniper event.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Harry Hill's TV Burp.... Cross-dressing cannibals eat Harry Hill and then see who can burp the loudest to win a prize.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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"Take Me Out…. similar studio format but the guy has a sniper rifle to eliminate the ones who keep their light on but he doesn’t fancy.

You're as bad as Funky!

Only when he leads me astray

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

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Top GEAR

Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are forced to take huge amounts of LSD and Cocaine then are strapped into luxury sports cars and made to drive along dramatic spiraling cliff top roads with hilarious consequences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top GEAR

My kinda show...Clarkson annoys the shit outta me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"EastGenders.... spot the lady-boy for cash.... but get it wrong and you get bummed by Well'ard"

would it be called BeastGenders then?

beastiality and tv's?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Seriously, a Late night edition of Loose Women

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Fifth Gear ….. six lines are set up on the glass coffee table… 5 are good shit and the other one is rat poison. If the junkie can correctly snort five lines of gear without snorting the rat poison they win fully funded rehab at a top celeb clinic.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Braniac - rig up the brain of certain fab members to see the intricacies of exactly how their minds work. Would have to be a post watershed programme as I reckon it could well be scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctor Moo - the adventures of a time-travelling cow.

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"Clarkson annoys the shit outta me"

The 3 of them do my head in

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Postman Pat.... lucky winners get to post cow shit through the celeb letterboxes of their choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clarkson annoys the shit outta me

The 3 of them do my head in

James May is sex on legs! I so would!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clarkson annoys the shit outta me

The 3 of them do my head in

James May is sex on legs! I so would!!!"

Don't lie...thats like me saying i want to fuck Judy Finnigan

oh wait...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clarkson annoys the shit outta me

The 3 of them do my head in

James May is sex on legs! I so would!!!

Don't lie...thats like me saying i want to fuck Judy Finnigan

oh wait..."

lmaooooo we have shocking celeb crushes

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

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Relocation Relocation Relocation

The property based buddy romance continues with Kirsty and Phil. Only they are relocated as far away from my television as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clarkson annoys the shit outta me

The 3 of them do my head in

James May is sex on legs! I so would!!!

Don't lie...thats like me saying i want to fuck Judy Finnigan

oh wait..."

lolnow that is just sick

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

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Dancing on Lice

All our favourite Z List celebrities are made to dance in a vat of flesh eating lice.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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The Chase..... Contestants need to send as many flirty text messages as they can in order to get their leg over.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Turtle Wipeout

Endangered species of turtles compete on the wipeout course, With the losers being made into soup and the winner gets to make lots of baby turtles on a tropical paradise island

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Dancing on Mice.... bare foot edition

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

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"Turtle Wipeout

Endangered species of turtles compete on the wipeout course, With the losers being made into soup and the winner gets to make lots of baby turtles on a tropical paradise island"

I didn't know you were a geordie Sam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked Coronation street xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Dancing on Price.... Katey Price is knocked over in a mosh pit

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Naked Coronation street xx

Including Ken?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Turtle Wipeout

Endangered species of turtles compete on the wipeout course, With the losers being made into soup and the winner gets to make lots of baby turtles on a tropical paradise island

I didn't know you were a geordie Sam!"
y i man

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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The Bill.... single guys have to negotiate the best % split of the hotel bill to meet a couple.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

come whine with me.

same as the original but the contestants dont eat they just moan and bitch about each other and life in general

mmmmmm pretty much the same as the original i guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked X factor would be an even bigger laugh in the auditions xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top GEAR

My kinda show...Clarkson annoys the shit outta me"

Ive met Jezza he's actually a very nice guy lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Muse at Ten ... the nine daughters of Mnemosyne and Zeus are lined up and one d*unken student kidnapped from a toga party added to the line-up.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

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The Weakest Stink

Contestants are force fed baked beans and sprouts...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

blue peter

the presenters swear at the kids all the time

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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The Weakest Gimp…. pretty self explanatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polo for D-G of the BBC....these programmes are worth paying a license for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Polo for D-G of the BBC....these programmes are worth paying a license for.

second that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fash in the Attic - ex-Wimbledon striker John Fashanu has to hide in somebody's attic for a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha great thread

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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The Weakest Limp…. A documentary looking at the new disability allowance assessments

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

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Homes under the hammer

I family watch as a team of simpletons with hammers are allowed to destroy their home on live TV.

There's no catch or punchline, I just think I'd like to see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bargain Cunt - A task to find the UK's cheapest hooker

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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I have put a few on the back-burner for now, such as Loose Women... a hospital based documentary on a ward dealing with prolapsed uterus

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

top gear on ice

kerry ketona has to sample different drugs each week just before dancing on ice to see what the effects are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parliamentary Question Time, a round-up of all the most expensive cunts in the UK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie's Dream Stool - Jamie Oliver attempts to create the perfect poo with the help of his celebrity friends and Gillian McKeith.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Friends..... contestants join a swinging site and have 24hrs to get the most friend requests accepted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Escape to the Cunt - Refugees from Libya visit Piers Morgan.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

supermarket stash

12 blind d*unk down and out drug addicts desperate for there next hit are let loose in a supermarket where they know a stash is hidden somewhere.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

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Escape to the Cunt Tree

There's this massive tree made of vaginas...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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"Escape to the Cunt Tree

There's this massive tree with Harry Hill nailed to it"

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

going for a shag or opputunity knockers

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

i"m a celebritree get me out of here

celebs are covered in leaves and branches with superglue and buried up to there waist in a field.

hundreds of dogs desperate for a wee are let loose in the field

last person who begs to leave wins

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Eggheads..... bald men are hit on the head with spoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inspector Horse - crime series set in Oxford about a grumpy, crossword-solving, opera-loving horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bargain Cunt - A task to find the UK's cheapest hooker "

You makes I laugh

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

ice road fuckers

all the heaters in the truck cabs will only blow cold air so they have to fuck the only female driver to keep warm

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

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Gok's Fashion Fits

Slimey, fawning cretin Gok Wan presents a show where emaciated cat-walk models become so malnourished they start to fit on live tv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pole to Pole with Sarah Palin. Sarah pole dances her way around the United States.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Heartbeat.... Nurses play a game of ‘Defibrillator Dare’ with cardiac patients

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masterbind - competition to find the UK's best dom.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

wife swap

three teams of couplesattend a car boot sale and try to see who can swap the wive for the most valuable item

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deadliest Snatch. Desperate sou' wester wearing tossers are invited to insert their cocks into fannys specially fitted with teeth, razor blades, bear traps, threshing machines. Only one fanny is safe.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queue? Aye!

The Jocks take on the Geordies to find out who can form the longest, most orderly queue to get into a nightclub in January. Points are deducted for coat & jumper wearers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fash in the Attic - ex-Wimbledon striker John Fashanu has to hide in somebody's attic for a week."

Patrick. Your ideas are superb. Surreal but superb

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Couch Trip.... guests of the Jeremy Kyle show have their sofa tied to the back of a high speed vehicle and taken on a 30 day tour of terror

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

through the keyhole,,voyeur style show with the couples being watched awarded points depending on how quickly the voyeur finishs off and quantity of it

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

youve been framed

each week the contestants have a secret vote to find the weeks most annoying celeb and then they spend the next week trying to frame them before reporting them to the police, The contestant whos made up case which ends with the celeb doing the most time in prison wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"youve been framed

An new revamped This is your life...and it is your life!

Broadcast live 24/7 via a camera on your set...yawn lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Upstairs Downstairs ….. each week you get to vote which celeb we push down their stairs.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

britain by bike

a team of guys set off from lands end with the only mode of transport allowed is a piggy back ride by the local village/town bike theyve pulled in the pub the night before..at the end of the week whoever is the furthest from the starting point wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come 'n die for me where every t/v person(ality) you despise must die before the end of a meal....slowly and painfully

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Scars In Their Eyes…. each week 5 pensioners with cataracts compete to win private eye surgery by complete a dangerous obstacle course… with hilarious consequences

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Some great ideas here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKGWiv58S50

No puns, but some great ideas...just sayin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scars In Their Eyes…. each week 5 pensioners with cataracts compete to win private eye surgery by complete a dangerous obstacle course… with hilarious consequences

You are just way far too good at this...love it

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Robot Whores…. mechanical love ladies short circuit at bukkake parties…. with hilarious consequences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Robot Whores…. mechanical love ladies short circuit at bukkake parties…. with hilarious consequences

why do i think of Ruggers? lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Future Armour…. contestants have to design their armour from household materials to defend themselves from the ED-209 (the land walker from RoboCop)… with hilarious consequences

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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"Robot Whores…. mechanical love ladies short circuit at bukkake parties…. with hilarious consequences

why do i think of Ruggers? lol"

She's not a robot

....... she's Borg

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd invent a program called 'Closedown'

It would be a radical new concept in which it appear that the tv station shut down at about 11:30pm and a testcard appeared.

That would be a winner I think

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Man About the House.... we set up female celebs with their very own secret psycho stalker.... with hilarious consequences

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Star Trek.... you vote which celeb you want to be chucked out of a car, with no phone, money, food or water..... at a location of your choice.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

'Top of the Flops'....A show where guys with erectile disfunction line up and attempt to get it up when a naked woman dances in front of them....first one to get a full hard on wins....could be a long show though, akin to watching the Superbowl.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Eastbenders.....Asian Homosexual guys in a soap opera...

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

'Two and a Half Men'.....Soapy in a sitcom with two of his mates

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

'One man and his Dog'.....A day in the life of a minging couple.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Only Way is Essex" where ridiculous, idiotic arseholes who can't act even if their mothers lives depended on it, portray complete fucking dickheads to an embarrasingly poor script.

Hang on a minute......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constipation Street. Regulars at The Rovers are fed laxative laced Bettys Hotpot and 'Oh No', you've guessed it, the doors to the toilets are jammed. The winner is the irregular regular who makes it through the omnibus edition without soiling themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Bi-Curious-onic man/woman where our leading male/female sustains severe injuries during a stag night/shopping spree in Next, and the replacement of injured body parts results in a curious sexual attraction to members of the same sex ....

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