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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

Wee Jimmy had just finished a new book called “How to be the Man of your House” and decided he was taking action.

He barges into the kitchen and announces to his wee Scottish wife, Mary, that “frae noo oan, you need tae ken that am the man o’ this hoose and ma word is law. Right”.

“So, the ‘nite you’ll prepare me a gourmet meal o’ ma choice and then, when I’m finished eating you’ll serve me a sumptuous dessert.. After dinner you’re comin up the stairs wi’ me an we’ll hae the kinda sex that a want for as long as a want it, and then you’ll run me a bath so a can relax. You’ll wash my back, then dry me wi the towel

and then help me intae ma fleecy Rangers pyjamas before you massage ma

hauns an feet. Then the morra mornin, guess who’s gonnae dress me, an comb ma hair.................

Mary replies................... the f***ing funeral director wid be my guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hehehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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And so perish all foolish men

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

brave but foolish Scots fellow

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By *ixplayMan
over a year ago

tamworth & Edinburgh

good one

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