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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello, pervs.

Share something completely random about yourself on this thread. Whatever you like.

Me, I've had my voice classically trained and play piano.

Over to you..

BG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have facial hair that looks three colors:golden,reddish,black or brown depending on the amount of sunlight that falls onto it haha. Weird or not Idk haha.

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

My fwwf is in a medical text book due to an illness I had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took 2nd place on the 800m race when I was 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like your new picture BG

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I have planted enough trees, at least according to the carbon offset companies, that my life will be carbon negative.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I made Spanish mussels and salmon sashimi for lunch. It was amazing

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once sat next to Diago Maradonna on a plane and I can make baguettes so delicious, it would make a French baker cry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lying on a beach in Aruba ! Nice !

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

I learnt to breath through my ears while sucking cock

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By *iffraffMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

I'm watching the cricket

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By *ustanhonestblokeMan
over a year ago

northampton

I'm going to watch the stock car racing at Coventry tonight.

One of the drivers owns the new paradise club near Loughborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once litteraly bumped into Dave Stewart from the eurythmics and called him twat for not for being so rude for walking into me,wasnt till I turned and had spoken that I realised who it was and was truly gutted as loved there music and thought would be a bit cheeky to ask for a selfie and autograph after my profanity towards him lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The first time I ever went in an aeroplane I flew it, and I'm a marksman at .303

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came LAST in the obstacle race when I was 8 x

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I came LAST in the obstacle race when I was 8 x"

Did everyone tell you "it's the taking part that counts"?

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

I was the longest baby ever born at the hospital I was born in at the time.

Mr G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met Ed Milliband. Nothing to shout about really.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I spotted my first grey hair at the age of 11. Oh, and I can knit (as long as it's not complicated and/or involves following a pattern). And I can play quite a few instruments and sight-read very well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucifer is one of only three people in the UK to do a certain thing and the only one not in the employ of Her Majesties Government

Moi? I've exhibited at the RHS

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By *exy hot wife 84Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

I'm still in bed naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can touch my nose with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can dislocate both my thumbs.

At the same time.......

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"Lucifer is one of only three people in the UK to do a certain thing and the only one not in the employ of Her Majesties Government

Moi? I've exhibited at the RHS

Mx"

Ok this has piqued my interest. Though I'm sure I'll not know what it is. But still a cool fact!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can touch my nose with my tongue

I used to be able, then I pierced my tongue and can't now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have one dimple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both the primary school and high school I went to got burnt down

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I was almost born in Algeria

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

My ballroom floor has a large skull incorporated into the design

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

On the day I was born, hurricane Gloria was heading towards the UK

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

I faked an orgasm live on the radio and won a holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the day I was born, hurricane Gloria was heading towards the UK

Does that explain why you're wild, loud, wet and left with everyone's stuff?

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

"On the day I was born, hurricane Gloria was heading towards the UK

Does that explain why you're wild, loud, wet and left with everyone's stuff?"

Yep

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I spent a spell in remedial school

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've been kidnapped by pirates

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've been banned from saying, "I won;t be long."

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I've just woke up. Yawns scratches arse walks out again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just woke up. Yawns scratches arse walks out again "

Don't pick your no........ Eugh... Too late..

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Have I mentioned I'm pissed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I faked an orgasm live on the radio and won a holiday

Which radio station? I want a free holiday too

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By *ania 98Woman
over a year ago

near cardiff

I was a presenter on the TV programme why don't you as a child

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I've just woke up. Yawns scratches arse walks out again

Don't pick your no........ Eugh... Too late..

Leave a silent bomb behind. Shouldn't take long for that to waffed over

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.

MrsSB

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

i was one of the very first test tube babies born in the uk (third)

I am a 'right honourable'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 40 and I have have never had a filling in my teeth.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

You lot are really cool.

MrsSB

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

I (he) can strip a chicken wing without touching it with my hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bernie Nolan stood on my toe at m&ds and didn't even say sorry (rip Bernie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met boy george without realising who he was

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I've just let my son do my make up... Never again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once an extra in a Wesley Snipes movie - (The Contractor). They used offices I used to work at as an interior location. Didn't meet anyone too famous, but I had my pic taken with the Scottish actor Iain Robertson. I never ended up on screen though sadly.

Got paid £50 for it too

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I've just let my son do my make up... Never again "

How old is he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won our county's pie eating contest 5 years in a row - blueberry, no hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won our county's pie eating contest 5 years in a row - blueberry, no hands

I can actually see you doing this in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won our county's pie eating contest 5 years in a row - blueberry, no hands

I can actually see you doing this in my head.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I can touch my nose with my tongue

I used to be able, then I pierced my tongue and can't now. "

Fookin' 'ell, how sharp is your nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took part in the Van Ieper, 3 day, 100km walk and remembrance ceremony in 2013

Great fun, would love to do it again.

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

My partner has been to Hell and it was freezing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I mended my rotary cultivator today

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've fucked on 5 continents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've fucked on 5 continents "

Do you count Europe and Asia as one continent or two?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I've fucked on 5 continents

Do you count Europe and Asia as one continent or two?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made Taylor Swift's mum very very angry.

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"I can touch my nose with my tongue

I used to be able, then I pierced my tongue and can't now.

Fookin' 'ell, how sharp is your nose

I just snorted drink out of my nose....not a good look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can touch my nose with my tongue

I used to be able, then I pierced my tongue and can't now.

Fookin' 'ell, how sharp is your nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be able to suck my own cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the day I was born, hurricane Gloria was heading towards the UK

Does that explain why you're wild, loud, wet and left with everyone's stuff?"

You must've met!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got hit by a motorbike whilst riding a horse and we all walked away from it.

The bike. Not so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My partner has been to Hell and it was freezing!!"

Of course - how do you think we keep the vodka cold?

We use the Christian's for the pizza oven

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I once watched the sun rise with Richard Gere

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

"On the day I was born, hurricane Gloria was heading towards the UK

Does that explain why you're wild, loud, wet and left with everyone's stuff?

You must've met!

Cheeky.....

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By *iscomanMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I was 18 at the time I fucked gfs mother

She was 42 mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was on the school tiddly winks team -

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I've just let my son do my make up... Never again

How old is he? "

He's 11

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my students did all the battlefield scenes and provided a load of weapons for two Yesterday TV documentary's about Japanese history.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eskimos.....we need more Eskimos

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I once passed myself off as a lord at the Supreme Court

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a picnic, maybe have another one shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was 18 at the time I fucked gfs mother

She was 42 mmmmmmm"

Oh my fucking god.....

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

I played for Nottingham Forest ladies until I was 19

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

I used to get stoned with a guy from emmerdale/this is England years ago

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I've just let my son do my make up... Never again

How old is he?

He's 11"

I let my daughter do mine today, I looked like coco the clown

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I've just let my son do my make up... Never again

How old is he?

He's 11

I let my daughter do mine today, I looked like coco the clown"

You both need to take pics and put them up.

Please

MrsSB

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I've just let my son do my make up... Never again

How old is he?

He's 11

I let my daughter do mine today, I looked like coco the clown"

It was the eyebrows he drew on that were somewhat scary.. Did a good job of the lipstick and the decided to put lippy on himself looked really good to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work at the holiday camp where they filmed Hi De Hi .....and no, it wasn't Maplins

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Laughed and blew part of a sausage out of my nose at a bbq then kissed a gorgeous girl who I later married and have had 20 happy years together hopefully many more to come.

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"I used to work at the holiday camp where they filmed Hi De Hi .....and no, it wasn't Maplins

Lol I used to work got Pontins wen I was in my late teens early twenties

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"Laughed and blew part of a sausage out of my nose at a bbq then kissed a gorgeous girl who I later married and have had 20 happy years together hopefully many more to come."

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

My favorite colour is pink and i especially love pink underwear but not on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just let my son do my make up... Never again

How old is he?

He's 11

I let my daughter do mine today, I looked like coco the clown

You both need to take pics and put them up.

Please

MrsSB

ilove having my hair played with and iused to bribe the kids to do jut that - you know how much clips, bobbles and those teenytiny rubber bands a little girl has - well once girlie put the whole damn lot in - anybody that knows me will know my hair is a bit mad - we actually had to cut most of them out - never again hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I played for Nottingham Forest ladies until I was 19

What's your favourite position?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I once saw a grand piano, on fire, being hurled through the air by a trebuchet.

That was fucking cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just let my son do my make up... Never again

How old is he?

He's 11

I let my daughter do mine today, I looked like coco the clown"

No change there then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My house has been on tv because it's supposed to be haunted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once saw a grand piano, on fire, being hurled through the air by a trebuchet.

That was fucking cool"

Can I borrow that trebuchet for the muppet that has just blocked Me,

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've ridden on a 3-story high mechanical elephant.

Stunning

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've been in more crack dens and prisons than you might imagine and I've stayed with billionaires and nobility.

As far as I can tell, the difference between rich people and poor people is money.

*shrugs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once rugby tackled Kenny Thomas ( early 90's one hit wonder ) who was performing in a Blackpool nightclub ! Seemed like good idea at the time before getting filled in by lots of bouncers ! Oh to be young again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No joke....! I actually have a birth mark on my nuts

lol. RH side only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once rugby tackled Kenny Thomas ( early 90's one hit wonder ) who was performing in a Blackpool nightclub ! Seemed like good idea at the time before getting filled in by lots of bouncers ! Oh to be young again

Sere you in need of some "tender love" after? *boom boom*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sere you in need of some "tender love" after? *boom boom*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a freckle on my right nipple.

xxx

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Sis it get in the papers? This rings a bell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went through the Kent Chess Championship without losing a game at age 10 after only learning to play aged 9. Bizzarely I wasn't champion.

I gave it up aged 11.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've spent half a day with and been to a party with Richard Branson.

I've been on TV more than once.

My grand piano is white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little toe on my right foot doesn't touch the ground... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sis it get in the papers? This rings a bell

That's Quasimodo's face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just eaten some jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won my age group class in the Nantwich Triathlon about 10 years ago.

Came 4th overall in my age group in the National Triathlon serries.

Came second in the in the National Junior Tae Kwon Do championships.

I've been on TV.

I've stood right next to Trevor McDonald.

I've seen Dom Jolly in Paignton Station.

That will do I think...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep chickens for eggs and when they die of old age we give them simple funerals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a Kung Fu instructor for my main job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sang at the Olympic Park during 2012 & on radio 5Live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Born with only one kidney (fear not it doesn't affect my performance) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sang at the Olympic Park during 2012 & on radio 5Live

Impressive..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I sang at the Olympic Park during 2012 & on radio 5Live

That's so cool

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I was a model on MTV's Headbangers Ball...

my 6th Form Band's backing singer was Beverly Knight

....

i had a mic stand thrown at me by Wayne Hussey of the Mission last year

still not as good as singing at olympics though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had lessons for 2 years too learn guitar . Now currently having singing lesson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was a model on MTV's Headbangers Ball...

my 6th Form Band's backing singer was Beverly Knight

....

i had a mic stand thrown at me by Wayne Hussey of the Mission last year

still not as good as singing at olympics though!"

Errrrr yeah I think it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im really good at being ignored on forums.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an unhealthy internet obsession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im really good at being ignored on forums..... "

Me too, you get used to it after a while!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had lessons for 2 years too learn guitar . Now currently having singing lesson

We could do a duet

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"I was a model on MTV's Headbangers Ball...

my 6th Form Band's backing singer was Beverly Knight

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i had a mic stand thrown at me by Wayne Hussey of the Mission last year

still not as good as singing at olympics though!

Errrrr yeah I think it is

Really??

on singing at places.. my daughters both sang Handel's Messiah at York Minster with the Parliamentary Choir..broadcast christmas 2009 aged 13 & 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had lessons for 2 years too learn guitar . Now currently having singing lesson

We could do a duet

A duet plus one, me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had lessons for 2 years too learn guitar . Now currently having singing lesson

We could do a duet

A duet plus one, me

Entertainment at the Fabs Christmas party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had lessons for 2 years too learn guitar . Now currently having singing lesson

We could do a duet

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You are professionally trained . I'm still learning. But enjoying it xx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I once had a mental health client who took all her clothes off, down to a tennis skirt, and shut down Stockwell tube station by taking a shit on the platform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/07/16 00:48:21]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had lessons for 2 years too learn guitar . Now currently having singing lesson

We could do a duet

You are professionally trained . I'm still learning. But enjoying it xx

"
3 Degrees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i still hold the school record for the shortest ever long jump 10 cm

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over a year ago

"I had lessons for 2 years too learn guitar . Now currently having singing lesson

We could do a duet

You are professionally trained . I'm still learning. But enjoying it xx

Roxi and I will guide you along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a frostbitten testicle from a snowshoe race gone wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had lessons for 2 years too learn guitar . Now currently having singing lesson

We could do a duet

You are professionally trained . I'm still learning. But enjoying it xx

Now that sounds fun

Roxi and I will guide you along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had lessons for 2 years too learn guitar . Now currently having singing lesson

We could do a duet

You are professionally trained . I'm still learning. But enjoying it xx

Now that sounds fun

Roxi and I will guide you along.

"
Why does it keep doing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can speak Welsh

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I dance with horses

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"I once had a mental health client who took all her clothes off, down to a tennis skirt, and shut down Stockwell tube station by taking a shit on the platform

Mind The Crap!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've played in a life-sized game of Mouse Trap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dance with horses

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really cool

I have two Connemara ponies.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I dance with horses

really cool

I have two Connemara ponies. "

They're cool too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've played in a life-sized game of Mouse Trap"

Please say it was the one from blurs country house video and it involved all the page 3 girls. Pictures would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once spent a summer cleaning fleshy remnants out of the eye sockets of iron age human skulls :0)

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

I studied Classical Greek and Latin at university.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

The big toe on my right foot is about 3/4 of an inch shorter than the one on my left foot.

I once went 3 days without sleep, and survived on water and uncooked frankfurters for the same period.... and hallucinated that mickey mouse was on stag with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once spent a summer cleaning fleshy remnants out of the eye sockets of iron age human skulls :0)"

That's so random.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I once threw a Hollywood star into a river.

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By *ichpickingsMan
over a year ago

London and Essex

When handwriting, if the letter 'R' is the second letter in a word , I write the R first, then go back and write the first letter, and then go forward to write the remaining letters that come after the R. Weird or what!? I have no idea how this developed but it doesn't slow my writing down.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

And.... just found out that our one cat snores!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once spent a summer cleaning fleshy remnants out of the eye sockets of iron age human skulls :0)

That's so random.

Random, and a little bit smelly to be honest

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I once spent a summer cleaning fleshy remnants out of the eye sockets of iron age human skulls :0)

That's so random.

Random, and a little bit smelly to be honest

boak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work in a cake shop and once served John Thaw (Morse)His mum was a regular customer and he used to come "up North" to visit her. He bought a selection of fruit tarts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to work in a cake shop and once served John Thaw (Morse)His mum was a regular customer and he used to come "up North" to visit her. He bought a selection of fruit tarts. "

Cake

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"My partner has been to Hell and it was freezing!!"

That was Scotland.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I...

...nope, can't think of anything random.

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

"Hello, pervs.

Share something completely random about yourself on this thread. Whatever you like.

Me, I've had my voice classically trained and play piano.

Over to you..

BG x"

just in from work and having a "peroni" and Christmas cake...(just love Christmas cake) x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello, pervs.

Share something completely random about yourself on this thread. Whatever you like.

Me, I've had my voice classically trained and play piano.

Over to you..

BG x

just in from work and having a "peroni" and Christmas cake...(just love Christmas cake) x"

@ Christmas cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I told you all my random secret you'd send round the men in white coats to cart me off, some things are best kept under wraps

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I'm happy Novak Djokovic out of Wimbledon.

Thank you Sam Querrey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am currently lying on a half inflated air bed, but can't be bothered to get up to fix it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work for 2 brothers who were married to 2 sisters.

Both couples were previously divorced from each others wives.

All part of a wife swapping community, their "story" was featured in the centre pages of the News of the World.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I still suck my thumb to fall asleep x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to university with Richard E grants son and in our first year were good drinking buddies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Muff has played rugby at Twickenham, football at Wembley, and cricket at Lords

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can count to 10 in Japanese

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Bumped into Alex Ferguson in a corridor, literally. I did appogise then realised I was face to face with Sir Alex, he gave me a bit of a dirty look and walked off. I turned to my Dad and mumbled "it's him", he just looked at me as if to say, 'you idiot'.

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can count to 10 in Japanese "

You can count to more than 10 then...you just start again with ju in front of the numbers.

So 11 is ju itchi

And 12 is ju ni

I'm interested though...where did you learn to count in Japanese?

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By *he Hobbit And MeCouple
over a year ago

southampton

Met and had a drink with a top ufc fighter in Manila last year, Nothing to write home about though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can turn my tongue upside down..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can count to 10 in Japanese "

Pfffft, we can all do that.

Watashi ga naniko goyo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a celebrity mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can drink a bottle of tobassco sauce in under 20 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can drink a bottle of tobassco sauce in under 20 seconds

I bet you can vomit it back up in 10 seconds?

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

I've been on Fab for over a year and today is the first time I've actually used my laptop to use the site!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can drink a bottle of tobassco sauce in under 20 seconds

I bet you can vomit it back up in 10 seconds?

It stays down but my voice goes up a couple of octaves for the next 10 mins or so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The end

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