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Thomas the Tank Engine Wank sock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey peeps, I'm currently in a well steamy open relationship, needless to say the assortment of sexual activities is unrivalled and borderline LEGENDARY.

Regardless of that orgasmic bliss nothing beats on occasion coming home to my old faithful Thomas the Tank Engine Wank Sock which has been my trusty companion throughout the dark years where porn was soft and posh wanks were an expensive dream.

Anyway... To my horror after coming home to find my mother had let herself in, she had done my laundry and my crusty Thomas was no longer derailed on my bedroom carpet

After much paranoia and repeatedly walking past the spinning washing machine, as well as checking the dog basket.... Thomas was yet to be found.

45 minutes of waiting for a heat cycle to finish, my mum brought in the washing and low and behold standing on the apex of the laundry was Thomas, freshly washed and ready for my Fat Conductor.

However much to my shame my mum commented on the fact that Thomas's left sock could not be be found and it smelt really bad and felt crusty...

I now can't help but feel that my mum knows the guilty truth of the fate of the Thomas socks she bought comically for my birthday. I know this eventually will be brought up... Should I tell the truth or lie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can always set it aside for the next time shit happens...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha good story

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Wait until she finds your spongebob bum wipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say you have been hearing voices

Ringo Starr made you do it

Stick with it

You may have to see some doctors but it's a small price to pay

It's still better than Mum knowing you have been putting your willy to work in Thomas's shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very wary of crumpled up socks that are stuck together. They get picked up with a tshirt and put straight into the machine. You don't need to tell your mum you wank into a sock,some things are best left to yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually having a Tommy tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know. Your Mom knows (they always do). There's no need to talk about it to her. Leave it as something you both know about, but pretend not to.

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"Wait until she finds your spongebob bum wipe "

Made choke with laughter on my hot vodka Mr Colgate!

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

I knew by the title that I shouldn't read it, but that I wouldn't be able to resist, and I'd prob regret it...

Right on the first two and not decided on the 3rd one...

Funny though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why? Why why why wank into a sock? eventually it's going to have to be worn again.. or leaving it to go crusty..yikes! just.. mega ew! vile vile no no no.

just use a vacuum hose like decent people do, or at the very least an Astra 1.6L tailpipe.. jeez, some folks just shock me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely brilliant story op .

Truly made us laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That particular Thomas really has been a useful engine....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Too right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mums are ace....

My mum was babysitting when we first had kids and when we returned around midnight rather inebriated she was grinning and pointing at her feet, “my feet were cold so I went in search of socks “

The look of horror on Lacey’s face was priceless.

The back of her sock drawer was the sex zone, handcuffs, whips, kinky underwear, dildos, bullet, lube and the crowning glory... a huge pink fleshy double ender !

I still smile about it, Lacey to this day still blushes

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Mums are ace....

My mum was babysitting when we first had kids and when we returned around midnight rather inebriated she was grinning and pointing at her feet, “my feet were cold so I went in search of socks “

The look of horror on Lacey’s face was priceless.

The back of her sock drawer was the sex zone, handcuffs, whips, kinky underwear, dildos, bullet, lube and the crowning glory... a huge pink fleshy double ender !

I still smile about it, Lacey to this day still blushes "

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