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35 things you can only say in a barn or stable

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By *orshamcouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Surrey / Sussex Border

(Or possibly on Fab...)

1. He won't come into my hands!

2. There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.

3. I'm going to get off now.

4. More leg, less hand...

5. It was a great ride, but he's kinda sticky.

6. He needs a good 20 min warm-up...

7. Relax your back, don't pinch with your knees, go with the motion, rock your pelvis...

8. When he gets excited he really foams up!

9. If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky...

10. I rode yesterday, but Gwen is going to ride him today.

11. Go ahead, ride him, you'll like him...he'll be good for you!

12. Push!!! Squeeze!!! Pull hard!!!

13. He's being a pig, get his head up!

14. He bends to left, but he's really stiff to the right.

15. He really over reacts when I sit down into him...

16. Smack him if he refuses!

17. Good, that's looks much better with his head down.

18. When your getting ready for a jump, press your knuckles firmly into his neck, to push yourself off.

19. You want his hindquarters to be balanced and even with yours.

20. If you squeeze with your thighs and legs he'll get off earlier.

21. You two perform really well with each other!

22. Go hack him for a few minutes.

23. Turn him out for a while.

24. I rode him bareback.

25. He's/She's been around.

26. My trainer's going to do him

27. He's too much for her, maybe you should get on.

28. He's a bit of a bumpy ride, just try not to grip with ur thighs too much.

29.Make sure you release.

30. Don't lean forward unless you want him to go faster.

31. Don't pump too much.

32. Squeeze and release... squeeze and release...give and take

33. "How was he today?" reply... "Excellent, very obedient for once."

34. I got my daughter a made one, he's super easy.

35. I just love riding the big ones!

And ...

36.QUICK!! Grab it before he sucks it back in!

37. I brought my spurs and my big whip just in case he's naughty

38. He't the barn bad boy; he tries to get everyone off!

39. You need to get him deeper to the base.

40. He was so ridaeable today

41. Give him a little tickle with the whip to really get him working from behind

42. How long do you want me to ride him for?

43. Sit nice and deep when he pulls that trick

44. Let your hips slowly rest into the rhythm and move naturally to the movement

45. I like your breast plate

46. You have to use your legs to push him up into your hands

47. I loved the head that time

48. I can really feel the burn in my thighs from yesterday's ride!

49. If he pulls that trick, give it to him in the mouth

50. Drive with your seat

51. Don't take your legs off!

52. Stick your butt out a bit further and arch your back a bit more ... ahhh! Perfect!

53. Let him to come up to you

54. Roll your thighs as you sponge your hands, that'll get his head down nice

55. Sit back and slow down, make him move to your rhythm

56. Careful how much hand you use, you don't want to pop up.

57. He's like an energizer bunny; he just keeps going and going ...

58. He's a tad bit out of shape, he'll be easy to tire out, but be careful not to hurt him

59. Use your legs to drive him forward

60. I swear I could ride him for hours!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Can you count to 60 Dobbin?

Neigh Trigger can you ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Why the long face........ ?

( haaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha )

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Just get in there with the lube woman, he'll drop eventually!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I think I'll have to cut his breakfast down, he gets too fresh in the morning!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

He'll do anything you want for a lump of sugar but he has a nasty habit of trying to bite your bum when you mount him if he's in a grumpy mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's the only person I'll forgive for kicking me in the Arse.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Saddle up that frisky mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's hung like a horse

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By *onytbone74Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford Essex


"He'll do anything you want for a lump of sugar but he has a nasty habit of trying to bite your bum when you mount him if he's in a grumpy mood"

You've just described me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some ginger up his bum and he'll go like the clappers.

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