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Funny little rules

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What are the funny (peculiar and/or ha ha) rules that you apply to your life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know if I have any rules but I always go by the saying.. 'If it looks too good to be true then it usually is'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never date/kiss/fuck anyone with the same name as my siblings (especially seen as I have 4 brothers )

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Never date/kiss/fuck anyone with the same name as my siblings (especially seen as I have 4 brothers )"

I have that with my son's name.

What are your brothers like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Younger more sensitive and 'cleaner' versions of me...or at least that I know of. They could all be on here for all I know lol

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I only fall asleep if hubby is grabbing my arse. Otherwise it takes me ages

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my mantra lol:

Love a lot, trust a few but always paddle your own canoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try my best not to kill people, meh, you win some you lose some but I try

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I try my best not to kill people, meh, you win some you lose some but I try "

That sounds like more of an aspiration than a rule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I try my best not to kill people, meh, you win some you lose some but I try

That sounds like more of an aspiration than a rule. "

Not if the rule is that I try. 'Twas but a joke anyway.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

One of mine is to do the cleaning naked and then shower and dress for the day after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never fuck anyone the same age or younger than my eldest nephew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take nothing personally, it's rarely personal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your cock."

Would you put your cock in a cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your cock.

Would you put your cock in a cup of tea? "

I would never desecrate a cup of tea like that.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Never trust a man with a non-functional hat!

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

No matter how you feel:

Get up, dress up, show up and never give up

I know it's not technically mine but I do live by it

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your cock."

Don't go sticking your cock in the soft fruit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your cock.

Don't go sticking your cock in the soft fruit! "

Is that euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your cock.

Don't go sticking your cock in the soft fruit! "

Or Apple Pies

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world


"Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your cock.

Don't go sticking your cock in the soft fruit!

Or Apple Pies "

They can be a bit hot

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your cock.

Don't go sticking your cock in the soft fruit! "

Not even a soon to be nibbled pineapple ring?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your cock.

Don't go sticking your cock in the soft fruit!

Or Apple Pies "

One of my long ago exes used to stick his in a baguette on the days we didn't see each other. That was when I realised I have no chance of understanding men.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your cock.

Don't go sticking your cock in the soft fruit!

Not even a soon to be nibbled pineapple ring? "

I don't think of pineapples as soft fruit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's not priced, you can't afford it"!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never put off until tomorrow, something that could be done today.

Because if you do it today and you like it, you can do it again tomorrow!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Never put off until tomorrow, something that could be done today.

Because if you do it today and you like it, you can do it again tomorrow! "

That sounds much better than my, Never put off today what you can put off until next week.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


""If it's not priced, you can't afford it"!!! "

That's the one I use for restaurants... unless I am feeling ultra extravagant (and reckless).

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your cock.

Don't go sticking your cock in the soft fruit!

Not even a soon to be nibbled pineapple ring?

I don't think of pineapples as soft fruit. "

Not the tinned ones no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do to others as you would have them do to you

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"do to others as you would have them do to you"

But I don't have a cock.

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