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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What an awesome idea, you could all come visit me

Would make life so much easier to meet some of you.

All aboard for Naughty Lane!

Happy Friday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baggsy seat 1A. Are there any nibbles on offer on this short flight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Baggsy seat 1A. Are there any nibbles on offer on this short flight? "

I guess that depends on who you're sitting beside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baggsy seat 1A. Are there any nibbles on offer on this short flight?

I guess that depends on who you're sitting beside. "

Taps the arm rest and waits patiently....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd need to drug me first...i haven't flown in almost 20 years :/

I'll get the boat...see you a day after everyone else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'd need to drug me first...i haven't flown in almost 20 years :/

I'll get the boat...see you a day after everyone else "

Will give you a head start. Hurry!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Can I get extra leg room pretty please? Jack

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Baggsy seat 1A. Are there any nibbles on offer on this short flight?

I guess that depends on who you're sitting beside.

Taps the arm rest and waits patiently...."

I will even give you a lift to the airport

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Oooh yes! Can I be a trolley dolly pretty please

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Baggsy seat 1A. Are there any nibbles on offer on this short flight?

I guess that depends on who you're sitting beside.

Taps the arm rest and waits patiently...."

Oh look, my ticket says 1B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope prince Charles ain't flying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got a passport xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd need to drug me first...i haven't flown in almost 20 years :/

I'll get the boat...see you a day after everyone else "

I'll get in the party boat too, they havn't started blowing boats up yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baggsy seat 1A. Are there any nibbles on offer on this short flight?

I guess that depends on who you're sitting beside.

Taps the arm rest and waits patiently....

Oh look, my ticket says 1B "

Here let me stow your brolly for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope prince Charles ain't flying it "

Nah it's Bruce on ed force one xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't fly very well!!

I'll require a flight buddy to hold my hand and tell me it's ok....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't fly very well!!

I'll require a flight buddy to hold my hand and tell me it's ok...."

There's a boat, too. We're very accommodating here at FabSwingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't fly.

I prefer boats, boats have little boats you can get on in a disiaster.

There ain't no little plane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My passport has just been renewed too. Excellent timing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't fly.

I prefer boats, boats have little boats you can get on in a disiaster.

There ain't no little plane "

Well, luckily for you there's a boat.

You're definitely coming. End of!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yay who will sit with me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My passport has just been renewed too. Excellent timing."

Super timing

I'll make you proper tea, Irish tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My passport has just been renewed too. Excellent timing.

Super timing

I'll make you proper tea, Irish tea. "

Oh yes please. I haven't been to Ireland in years.

I expect the Fields of Athenry playing as we land.

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow


"My passport has just been renewed too. Excellent timing.

Super timing

I'll make you proper tea, Irish tea. "

on my way to Knock......get the Barry's tea ready x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My passport has just been renewed too. Excellent timing.

Super timing

I'll make you proper tea, Irish tea.

on my way to Knock......get the Barry's tea ready x"

You know your tea. I'm drinking a cuppa Barry's as I type!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet there's gonna be a stowaway...fuckin single bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baggsy seat 1A. Are there any nibbles on offer on this short flight? "

Oh dear Mr PB my tickets says 1A with nibbles & inflight entertainment included ...

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Is there in flight entertainment ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there in flight entertainment ? "

You make your own entertainment!

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow


"My passport has just been renewed too. Excellent timing.

Super timing

I'll make you proper tea, Irish tea.

on my way to Knock......get the Barry's tea ready x

You know your tea. I'm drinking a cuppa Barry's as I type! "

Green or Brown ?.....spent my youth in South Sligo...very close to Mayo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My passport has just been renewed too. Excellent timing.

Super timing

I'll make you proper tea, Irish tea.

on my way to Knock......get the Barry's tea ready x

You know your tea. I'm drinking a cuppa Barry's as I type!

Green or Brown ?.....spent my youth in South Sligo...very close to Mayo x"

Red box, gold blend!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"Is there in flight entertainment ?

You make your own entertainment! "

Surely you get thrown off a plane for that sort of thing

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow


"My passport has just been renewed too. Excellent timing.

Super timing

I'll make you proper tea, Irish tea.

on my way to Knock......get the Barry's tea ready x

You know your tea. I'm drinking a cuppa Barry's as I type!

Green or Brown ?.....spent my youth in South Sligo...very close to Mayo x

Red box, gold blend! "

get it down you with a nice slice of O'hara's bread !

have a lovely weekend x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there in flight entertainment ?

You make your own entertainment!

Surely you get thrown off a plane for that sort of thing "

Not this one. Anything goes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baggsy seat 1A. Are there any nibbles on offer on this short flight?

Oh dear Mr PB my tickets says 1A with nibbles & inflight entertainment included ... "

You'll have to sit on my lap then coz I'm already sitting down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baggsy seat 1A. Are there any nibbles on offer on this short flight?

Oh dear Mr PB my tickets says 1A with nibbles & inflight entertainment included ...

You'll have to sit on my lap then coz I'm already sitting down "

Now I get it - your the inflight entertainment - oh goodie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baggsy seat 1A. Are there any nibbles on offer on this short flight?

Oh dear Mr PB my tickets says 1A with nibbles & inflight entertainment included ...

You'll have to sit on my lap then coz I'm already sitting down

Now I get it - your the inflight entertainment - oh goodie "

Judging by the passengers on this jet so far there's oodles of entertainment on offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting on the boat and bringing wine

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Baggsy seat 1A. Are there any nibbles on offer on this short flight? "

1A is my usual first class seat, as a frequent flier.

I've been looking at some of these jets for private hire, as very attractive. I just need a handsome fit motorcyclist chauffeur to get me to some of the more out of the way airports that they often use.

Definitely we could use a jet for some fab get togethers and trips. No excess bag fees for bulky sex toys (I'm not one, before your mind wanders).

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"Oh yay who will sit with me? "

As long as you don't fidget and I can have the window seat

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Baggsy seat 1A. Are there any nibbles on offer on this short flight?

Oh dear Mr PB my tickets says 1A with nibbles & inflight entertainment included ...

You'll have to sit on my lap then coz I'm already sitting down

Now I get it - your the inflight entertainment - oh goodie

Judging by the passengers on this jet so far there's oodles of entertainment on offer "

Excuse me Miss Barker, you're sitting on my .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baggsy seat 1A. Are there any nibbles on offer on this short flight?

Oh dear Mr PB my tickets says 1A with nibbles & inflight entertainment included ...

You'll have to sit on my lap then coz I'm already sitting down

Now I get it - your the inflight entertainment - oh goodie

Judging by the passengers on this jet so far there's oodles of entertainment on offer

Excuse me Miss Barker, you're sitting on my ....... "

I'm so sorry Miss A - I was rather enjoying myself - care to share ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baggsy seat 1A. Are there any nibbles on offer on this short flight? "

Statistically the seat you're most likely to die in if the plane was to crash. Better chance of survival at the back ..

You're welcome ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can imagine the Duty Free trolley might be a little different. Dildo, flogger or lube madam ?

Sarah

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Can I be in charge off condoms and lubricant? I will be helping Perdita with trolly too.

Hubby will be in charge of parachutes. Free fall sex

Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can imagine the Duty Free trolley might be a little different. Dildo, flogger or lube madam ?

Sarah "

Hahaha, brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be in charge off condoms and lubricant? I will be helping Perdita with trolly too.

Hubby will be in charge of parachutes. Free fall sex

Mrs SB "

Course you can

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Can I be in charge off condoms and lubricant? I will be helping Perdita with trolly too.

Hubby will be in charge of parachutes. Free fall sex

Mrs SB

Course you can "

Yeah

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Driving!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm Driving!"

Do you allow visitors in your cock pit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Driving!

Do you allow visitors in your cock pit? "

No, it's mine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm Driving!

Do you allow visitors in your cock pit?

No, it's mine! "

Pffffffft, spoilsport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baggsy seat 1A. Are there any nibbles on offer on this short flight?

Statistically the seat you're most likely to die in if the plane was to crash. Better chance of survival at the back ..

You're welcome .. "

I've always wanted to go out with a bang!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Baggsy seat 1A. Are there any nibbles on offer on this short flight?

Statistically the seat you're most likely to die in if the plane was to crash. Better chance of survival at the back ..

You're welcome ..

I've always wanted to go out with a bang! "

Dare devil!

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