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Hypothetical Question #592 (singles version)

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You have an evening all to yourself and decide to nip to the shop for bottle of plonk/frozen pizza or something. As you are leaving the shop you accidentally knock into a woman (or man, whichever gender you prefer… same goes for any other gender related reference later) and you exchange a few pleasantries as you both apologies to each other. They are not a head turner in the looks department, but not a stomach churner either…. they do have a decent pair of tits. You are about to walk away when she says “I think me and you should have meaningless sex …. now”

You can tell by the look in her eye and tone of her voice, she means it.

1 – does the idea appeal?

2 – would the buzz of the situation make up for the less than ideal visual appeal?

3 – would you be banging their brains out shortly after they asked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I have to share the pizza and plonk?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Would I have to share the pizza and plonk?"

No you can have that all to yourself after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I can have the plonk before then I'm a goer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing in that scenario appeals to me in the slightest! I'd be more interested in getting the pizza home and in the oven and the cork out of the wine bottle, unless I was a bit skint and went for a screw top, ta ever so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would reply..

"surely you mean'you and I'"

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By *uicyhunnibunniWoman
over a year ago

paignton

i think number 1. but after the drink hopefully id be brave enough to go for number 3!!!!

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

have to say yes to no.3

as it is very close to some thing that happend at an asda checkout to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Nothing in that scenario appeals to me in the slightest! I'd be more interested in getting the pizza home and in the oven and the cork out of the wine bottle, unless I was a bit skint and went for a screw top, ta ever so! "

I'm with Sassy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairly sure that 99.99% of men would go for 3, if they were being honest

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

I'd end up barred from that shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You have an evening all to yourself and decide to nip to the shop for bottle of plonk/frozen pizza or something. As you are leaving the shop you accidentally knock into a woman (or man, whichever gender you prefer… same goes for any other gender related reference later) and you exchange a few pleasantries as you both apologies to each other. They are not a head turner in the looks department, but not a stomach churner either…. they do have a decent pair of tits. You are about to walk away when she says “I think me and you should have meaningless sex …. now”

You can tell by the look in her eye and tone of her voice, she means it.

1 – does the idea appeal?

2 – would the buzz of the situation make up for the less than ideal visual appeal?

3 – would you be banging their brains out shortly after they asked?

"

It has happened, I was at the (cough ) fish counter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing in that scenario appeals to me in the slightest! I'd be more interested in getting the pizza home and in the oven and the cork out of the wine bottle, unless I was a bit skint and went for a screw top, ta ever so!

I'm with Sassy! "

me three!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

since i am allergic to cheese.. if i can swop pizza for ice cream... i'll give you an answer....

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By *ee_awMan
over a year ago

newcastle

I think that anonymous sex is a turn on for a lot of people - glory holes being the ultimate in this... for me I think that as i'm no oil painting either i'd probably end uo taking option 3...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What type of pizza was it? To be honest I would thank her kindly, make my excuses and leave.

Purely on the grounds that things like that don't happen to me. I'd get back to hers, notice mail addressed to Annabelle Lecter and wonder why all her lampshades had tattoos on them

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

How about an option 4...Swerve the situation sharpish!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i would go for option 3.

i would get her back to mine,stick the pizza on.

shag like a man possessed.

then wait the 15 minutes,for the pizza to get ready,and share.

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

You have an evening all to yourself and decide to nip to the shop for bottle of plonk/frozen pizza or something. As you are leaving the shop you accidentally knock into a woman (or man, whichever gender you prefer… same goes for any other gender related reference later) and you exchange a few pleasantries as you both apologies to each other. They are not a head turner in the looks department, but not a stomach churner either…. they do have a decent pair of tits. You are about to walk away when she says “I think me and you should have meaningless sex …. now”

You can tell by the look in her eye and tone of her voice, she means it.

1 – does the idea appeal?

2 – would the buzz of the situation make up for the less than ideal visual appeal?

3 – would you be banging their brains out shortly after they asked?

"

hope you remember to get the pack of three as you leave the shop you get down to have some fun she says only safe sex here oh wouldnt that be a bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never done the gloryhole thing but it does appeal so I guess No.3 would be my answer.

(Can't stand pizza anyway)

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"How about an option 4...Swerve the situation sharpish!"

They weren't actually options... they were questions

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Fairly sure that 99.99% of men would go for 3, if they were being honest"

I have never had one say 'no' yet

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis

No to all of the above.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Nothing in that scenario appeals to me in the slightest! I'd be more interested in getting the pizza home and in the oven and the cork out of the wine bottle, unless I was a bit skint and went for a screw top, ta ever so!

I'm with Sassy!

me three!"

Oooooooooooooooh hello Earthy!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

no to all 3 questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't play with someone I am not attracted to, and the attraction can come in the form of looks, physical or mental attitude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't like men with tits.

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

do we have to leave the shop before we start?

or before the police arrive?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"do we have to leave the shop before we start?

or before the police arrive?"

I guess that depends how big your local shop is.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Unless I know which shop it is I couldn't say.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Unless I know which shop it is I couldn't say."

You don't have to... I know your answer

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Unless I know which shop it is I couldn't say.

You don't have to... I know your answer "

Well you do but they dont xxx

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Unless I know which shop it is I couldn't say.

You don't have to... I know your answer

Well you do but they dont xxx "

Unless they work in Netto

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Unless I know which shop it is I couldn't say.

You don't have to... I know your answer

Well you do but they dont xxx

Unless they work in Netto "

FFS you had to spoil it!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Soweeeeeeeeee.

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