FabSwingers.com forum: My Cats A Twat

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love my cat , but he's a little twat

at night he creeps along my bed

and bites me on the fuckin head

he lies in wait to attack the dog

attacks my feet when i come out the bog

goes out at night on a murderous spree

then leaves the corpse as a gift for me

howls and squawks when he wants fed

i've decided he's off his fuckin head

so i've concluded that my cat

IS a fuckin little twat

But he's my wee mate and despite all that i love him , what annoyances do you put up with from something or someone you would'nt be without ?

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

you cat sounds top dog so to speak lol.

my old cat use to bloody lay in my spot of the bed so i had to lay around him! i was too soft to make him move!

cats have staff not owners lol

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By *uicyhunnibunniWoman
over a year ago

paignton

"you cat sounds top dog so to speak lol.

my old cat use to bloody lay in my spot of the bed so i had to lay around him! i was too soft to make him move!

aaww cornwall so does that mean you would not move me out the way and just lay around me? x

cats have staff not owners lol o"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesnt have a Date of Birth

I've known it all my life

I have to clean it regularly

or it causes lots of strife

It really comes between us

Especially in bed

But if theres any complaining

You leave - not my Ted!!!

Hes called Ed the Ted lol and is ancient and stinky and threadbare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaahhh thats soo sweet! lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"It doesnt have a Date of Birth

I've known it all my life

I have to clean it regularly

or it causes lots of strife

It really comes between us

Especially in bed

But if theres any complaining

You leave - not my Ted!!!

Hes called Ed the Ted lol and is ancient and stinky and threadbare."

I still have my teddy that was purchased the day I was born so I know his date of my birth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was my cousin Adams and he apparently cried when I took a shine to it when I was about 9 months old, but gave it me anyway bless him.

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

i still have my teddy he is is 52 and also have my first xmas pressie as well from my dad bless him as he passed away a year ago, my xmas pressie was a baby walker and i was only 4 days old love it too bits and my daughter learned to walk with it as well and it has never been freshened up as would de value it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be one of the best thread titles ever. Made me laugh. And the poem was pretty damn good too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it made me smile thanks

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