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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Right people, long day at work, not quite finished yet but will be relaxing after. Apart from the obvious my favourite way to relax is cooking

All menus considered

What can I get you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'll have a dirty kebab then.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I'll have scallops with chilli and garlic, some crushed new potatoes and a big mixed salad please

Oh and some tiramisu x

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Well I'll have a dirty kebab then."

Meat ball's on a bed of bulgur wheat please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh Salmon salad and jacket potatoe please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh Thai green curry thanks... With extra chillis

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"I'll have scallops with chilli and garlic, some crushed new potatoes and a big mixed salad please

Oh and some tiramisu x"

Crushed new potatoes with salt or lightly spiced?

Hasselback potatoes are lovely

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"Oooh Thai green curry thanks... With extra chillis

Good call, very therapeutic making the paste with all of the aromas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have anything, a big kebab would go down a treat, I'm starving x

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

I'm sat here undecided of what to have.... Maybe a vodka while I'm thinking will help...

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Nothing wrong with a vodka aperitif

Ice lemon tonic?

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

"I'll have scallops with chilli and garlic, some crushed new potatoes and a big mixed salad please

Oh and some tiramisu x"

I'll have what she's having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something tasty and simple tonight please..

Poached eggs on toast followed by cheese board, chutney and grapes.

And if you could do the naked butler.... then id be totally satisfied.....

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"Something tasty and simple tonight please..

Poached eggs on toast followed by cheese board, chutney and grapes.

And if you could do the naked butler.... then id be totally satisfied.....

Have to be careful of the splash back ...

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I'll have scallops with chilli and garlic, some crushed new potatoes and a big mixed salad please

Oh and some tiramisu x

Crushed new potatoes with salt or lightly spiced?

Hasselback potatoes are lovely"

Salted please

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Steak. Rare, char grilled, seasoned.

Chunky chips.

Salad, baked mushrooms and tomatoes.

Ketchup and BBQ sauce. Maybe some blue cheese sauce.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'll have scallops with chilli and garlic, some crushed new potatoes and a big mixed salad please

Oh and some tiramisu x"

I will have the same and Perdita, please

Thanks

MrsSB

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

We'll both settle for a succulent whole, flamed grilled John Dory, wild mussels, some sour dough bread and a grilled greek salad with lots of halloumi...Don't forget the quality garlic and black truffle infused olive oil and a form of strong lubrication would be nice too. Oh, and a campfire by the seaside at night in a hot climate...Do your best

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Now tbf I have just about finished building a wood fired pizza oven with my mate and the heat of it should open up some other cooking options

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A well done steak

With chunky chips

And a salad please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have scallops with chilli and garlic, some crushed new potatoes and a big mixed salad please

Oh and some tiramisu x"

My faverout food right there

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

That's had a few fans that menu choice

I may have to make it plat du jour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoked Salmon wrapped in Pancetta and oven baked on a bed of Tagliatelli with white wine sauce.....with chilled Sauvignon Blanc.

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By *llebWoman
over a year ago

Poulton Le Fylde

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh Thai green curry thanks... With extra chillis

Good call, very therapeutic making the paste with all of the aromas "

all that grinding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rare steak and grilled asparagus please

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Something involving steak and a large glass of red is perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arch cheers, just finished homemade chilli and rice, two bread rolls and two Mexican beers. I could have waited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the kitchen is still open, could I please have chicken stuffed with cheese not garlic wrapped in bacon with hassle back potatoes filled with cheese and a bbq sauce dip. Oh and a large cuppa tea.

Thanks x

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"Oooh Thai green curry thanks... With extra chillis

Good call, very therapeutic making the paste with all of the aromas

all that grinding

All that grinding and the secret is in regular tasting as you do it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rare fillet steak, onion rings, chips, peas, bernaise sauce and some king prawns on the side. Can i also get a large glass of red wine and Eaton mess for pudding?

Bugger now I hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rare fillet steak, onion rings, chips, peas, bernaise sauce and some king prawns on the side. Can i also get a large glass of red wine and Eaton mess for pudding?

Bugger now I hungry

Sorry should have started with please may I have ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egg n chips . I'm so easily pleased

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"Rare fillet steak, onion rings, chips, peas, bernaise sauce and some king prawns on the side. Can i also get a large glass of red wine and Eaton mess for pudding?

Bugger now I hungry

Sorry should have started with please may I have ...."

Better manners

Looking for corkscrew now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rare fillet steak, onion rings, chips, peas, bernaise sauce and some king prawns on the side. Can i also get a large glass of red wine and Eaton mess for pudding?

Bugger now I hungry

Sorry should have started with please may I have ....

Better manners

Looking for corkscrew now "

Sorry was in the food zone, am I forgiven?

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Only if you wear the bunny tail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if you wear the bunny tail"

Shall I put the ears on too?

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Only if you want more wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if you want more wine"

Only if your joining me

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Of course

Once the prep is all done !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course

Once the prep is all done ! "

Can i do anything to help

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Depends if it's a helping hand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends if it's a helping hand..."

Well i could only give the one hand the other is holding my now empty wine glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegaterian ocean pie with veg please

Ta very much

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Best top you up

Can't be letting guests go wanting

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Spuds salt chilli belly pork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best top you up

Can't be letting guests go wanting "

Thank you I feel spoilt just don't get to distracted I would hate for you to burn the food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am supporting wales tonight.

what is a good welsh dish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am supporting wales tonight.

what is a good welsh dish? "

Lamb?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I am supporting wales tonight.

what is a good welsh dish?

Lamb?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French Onion Soup, please.

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Breakfast time

Orders please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon and egg roll please and a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two poached eggs, mushrooms with some parsley on top and grilled toms. Pretty please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea, please

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Easy to please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tea for me please

I'm still full from last night

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Make sure you are decent when I bring the brew in

Don't want any flashing or anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bacon butty with hp sauce please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure you are decent when I bring the brew in

Don't want any flashing or anything "

Well if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs and soldiers please

And can you do the soldiers in rank formation

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"Make sure you are decent when I bring the brew in

Don't want any flashing or anything

Well if you insist "

Tbf naked would do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure you are decent when I bring the brew in

Don't want any flashing or anything

Well if you insist

Tbf naked would do"

Oh good that saves me having to get dressed

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

You might not have chance to have that brew then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You might not have chance to have that brew then x"

Well it will need a little while to cool down anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To busy flirting bet my eggs are over done

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

What eggs...?

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"You might not have chance to have that brew then x

Well it will need a little while to cool down anyway "

Depends what you have in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To busy flirting bet my eggs are over done

Don't panic I'm timing the eggs you have another minute till they are done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To busy flirting bet my eggs are over done

Don't panic I'm timing the eggs you have another minute till they are done "

over done now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eggs and soldiers please

And can you do the soldiers in rank formation

Oh brown or white bread and did you want it toasted?

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

It's nice to have some help at last

I'm run off my feet here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's nice to have some help at last

I'm run off my feet here "

I'm still naked so if anyone is after a fry up that's your job

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

I won't be frying much if you are still naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To busy flirting bet my eggs are over done

Terrible service!

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

What was your order again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was your order again?"

She asked for tea, I'm already on it, although we do have some chocolate croissants if we can temp you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umm..normal crossiants with some butter toast and coffee oh and also some melons and lemon juice

Hope that's not too much :P

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