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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

Say you were meeting a new person, blind date, new friend, who knows, and you wanted them to have some idea of what kind of person you are, and who you are. But you can't actually tell them in so many words. Instead, you have to give them a box, with a baker's dozen (13) things in it for them to look at/...

Mine would be

?1 A bottle of Champagne

2 CD by Matt Munro

3 Basque, stockings and Heels

4 Smoked Salmon

5 A Photo of my Mum smiling

6 A comfy dressing gown

7 My Favourite Book, The Lady of Hay by Barbara Erskine

8 A huge bouquet of flowers

9 Nail Varnish

10 The Shrek Movies

11 A bottle of Bombay Saphire

12 A bottle of Dior Addict Perfume

13 Bacon Sandwich

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis

Gosh, I actually have to think about this one.

I'll be back

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"10 The Shrek Movies

Not fair!

You cheated and sneaked 4 things into one there!

Hehehehe sounds like MMMMF!

I'll have a think of mine.

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"10 The Shrek Movies

Not fair!

You cheated and sneaked 4 things into one there!

Hehehehe sounds like MMMMF!

I'll have a think of mine."

My thread I'll cheat how I want, but it is a boxed set, so there Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine would be

Picture of my daughter, a Microphone, clove of garlic (i LOVE garlic), ipod with a selection of my favourite tracks on it, a WKD Blue, some party poppers, some handcuffs, a dvd of monsters inc and one of the green mile,

oh man im stuck on the final 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 Copy of Judge Judy's "Beauty Fades...Dumb Forever"

2 Boxed set of Law & Order: Criminal Intent (Goren & Eames)

3 Picture of my garden - once the gardner has been.

4 Bottle of rioja

5 Evan's catalogue

6 Ticket to a West End show

7 Black cotton pyjamas

8 Bottle of Evian

9 Nail varnish

10 Hair colour chart for Dark and Lovely

11 Picture of my three gorgeous daughters

12 Travel brochure of Milan

13 Bottle of Coco Mademoiselle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mine would be

oh man im stuck on the final 5"

ok thought of them

picture of the Eastenders cast (to show i love my soaps), pair of my jim jams & a love heart cushion, britney spears - curious perfume, recipe book of hearty english cooking and finally a diamond (named after the african diamond mines plus im a right gem haha)

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis

Ok here's mine

1. My phone, it’s got all my fav. tunes on it.

2. Condoms

3. A case of Bouvet-Ladubay Rose Excellence

4. Flip flops

5. Soap

6. Deodorant

7. Boiled sweets

8. My purse with my cards and pics of family

9. A box of chocolates

10. Pride and Prejudice boxset (the BBC series)

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"Ok here's mine

1. My phone, it’s got all my fav. tunes on it.

2. Condoms

3. A case of Bouvet-Ladubay Rose Excellence

4. Flip flops

5. Soap

6. Deodorant

7. Boiled sweets

8. My purse with my cards and pics of family

9. A box of chocolates

10. Pride and Prejudice boxset (the BBC series)

You got three more hun

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

1. champagne

2. Next Define perfume

3. Diamond necklace

4. access all areas backstage crew pass to a concert

5. plane ticket

6. pic of daughter

7. footie top

8. jammies

9. slippers

10. bouquet of Gerberas

11. mobile phone

12. music compilation cd

13. diary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. champagne

2. Next Define perfume

3. Diamond necklace

4. access all areas backstage crew pass to a concert

5. plane ticket

6. pic of daughter

7. footie top

8. jammies

9. slippers

10. bouquet of Gerberas

11. mobile phone

12. music compilation cd

13. diary"

awwwww loving number 6 mum

haha

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"1. champagne

2. Next Define perfume

3. Diamond necklace

4. access all areas backstage crew pass to a concert

5. plane ticket

6. pic of daughter

7. footie top

8. jammies

9. slippers

10. bouquet of Gerberas

11. mobile phone

12. music compilation cd

13. diary

awwwww loving number 6 mum

haha"

i meant the one i kept, not the one i sold on ebay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"awwwww loving number 6 mum

haha

i meant the one i kept, not the one i sold on ebay

your so fucking harsh at times,, *cries in corner & tears up mothers day card*

stomps over bunch of flowers too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i meant the one i kept, not the one i sold on ebay

She's doing fine by the way, the way she scampers up those chimneys, you tell she has your slim hips!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

i meant the one i kept, not the one i sold on ebay

She's doing fine by the way, the way she scampers up those chimneys, you tell she has your slim hips!

oooh, you charmer... I like you!!!

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis

Oohhh excellent, three more!

11. Anything by T. Szasz

12. My toys...how could I forget my toys..tut tut.

13. A bottle of Lola by Marc Jacobs.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

iPhone

MacBook Pro

iPad

iPod

Sketch book

Wine (all of it)

Bottle of Cava

Pocket fluff

Fez

Soup

Apple (the fruit, the corporation wouldn't fit unfortunately)

Makka Pakka hand puppet/flannel for washing faces

A copy of 'The Bro Code' By Barney Stinson (My Bible)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) Cheryl Cole

2) Megan Fox

3) Courtney Cox

4) Abby Clancy

5) Abi Titmus

6) Shania Twain

7) Jerri Ryan (7 of 9)

8) Shakira

9) Halle Berry (for her 'would you like me to deep throat you' eyes)

10) Claudia Schiffer (she has that whole 'yes, I know I dont look like I would - but I ADORE anal!' look going on!)

11) Elle Macpherson

12) Brittany Spears

13) A vasectomy.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"iPhone

MacBook Pro

iPad

iPod

Sketch book

Wine (all of it)

Bottle of Cava

Pocket fluff

Fez

Soup

Apple (the fruit, the corporation wouldn't fit unfortunately)

Makka Pakka hand puppet/flannel for washing faces

A copy of 'The Bro Code' By Barney Stinson (My Bible)"

keep the soup IN the tin when you send the box funks

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"keep the soup IN the tin when you send the box funks"

Ah fuck! Too late.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

1 bottle champagne

fine smoked salmon

delicious king prawns

my favourite perfume

my favourite body lotion

my favourite underwear

CD with favourite classical music

CD with favourite House music

CD with favourite Blues

a photgraph of the special people in my life

2 bars of G & B milk chocolate

another 2 bottles of champagne

some paracetamol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

1 bottle champagne

fine smoked salmon

delicious king prawns

my favourite perfume

my favourite body lotion

my favourite underwear

CD with favourite classical music

CD with favourite House music

CD with favourite Blues

a photgraph of the special people in my life

2 bars of G & B milk chocolate

another 2 bottles of champagne

some paracetamol

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By *uicyhunnibunniWoman
over a year ago

paignton

1. chocolate sauce

2. my toys

3. pics of my 3 gorgeous children

4. bottle of red wine or two!

5. white musk perfume

6. shower gel

7. hand cuffs

8. my phone as has my fav music and all my naughty pics!!

9. an indian meal for two

10. sensual massage oil

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

mmm might take a while to type this..here goes

1 hair straightners

2 mobile phone

3 pic of my daughters

4 chocolate

5 sexy undies

6 my boots

7 champagne lots of it

8 few books anne rule or jodi picoult

9 george clooney (in dusk til dawn) mm that tattoo

10 russel crowe (in gladiators) mm

11 salmon

12 vodka and diet

13 laptop

phew brain melted lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. A pizza - any type

2. Yorkie bar

3. My laptop

4. My phone

5. My cap badge

6. My trainers

7. A Nivea original lip balm

8. One of my favourite books - probably Agnela's Ashes or Memoirs of a Geisha

9. My iPod

10. Band of Brothers DVD box set

11. Copy of Cook with Jamie

12. Photo of my parents, probably with the dog too

13. Copy of Body Fit magazine

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

1.pictures of my kids

2.chocolate

3.my mobile

4.laptop

5.horror movie

6.dolce vita perfume

7.my vibrator

8.usher cd

9.real life story book

10.my glasses(but i need them lol)

11.sexy underwear(corset/basque)

12.high heels

13.porn hehe

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