FabSwingers.com forum: Weird episode in public toilet yesterday

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Went out yesterday and needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet along the seafront here in southsea that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?"

The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some twat in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."

rude sod..thought he was talking to me

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i thought this was gonna be a cottaging related story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought this was gonna be a cottaging related story

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me too xx lol we have dirty minds here xxx

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

i thought this was gonna be a cottaging related story

Me 3,bugger cottaging turns me on too

i have always thought there should be cottaging for women,mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao !!!!!!

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

was thinking it was going turn into a glory hole story LOl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love cottaging...Had many a good time in some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg hahahaha how embarressing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right then I think of myself as a man off the world but what the hell is cottaging???

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I'll plead guilty... I thought it was going to be some glory hole/cottaging story......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am going take the 5th as well

omg that was funny....was it true only i luved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats cottaging when its at home ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yep...bogs on Southsea seafront.

Sorry to dissapoint you on the cottaging front guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cottaging ..its what george michael got arrested for .....

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"cottaging ..its what george michael got arrested for ....."

ouch just back from the dentist and that made me laugh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This joke is yeeeeaaaaaarrrrrssssss old!

I did think it was going to be a glory hole story at first aswell though!

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over a year ago

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Bloody mobile phones!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Cottaging is when men meet in public toilets for sex,sort of a fore runner of dogging i suppose.

But just imagine lady cottages,clean floors,nice smells,and cushions to kneel on!

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis

Hilarious!! Gonna have to save this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This story/joke has been doing the rounds for a long time. Its still funny though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have pretended to be on your phone and compliment him in the same manner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fantatsic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol classic one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That had me chuckling. Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That had me chuckling. Brilliant!

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lolol i was reading it thinking my god he s will soon be asking for alot more , lol just here all sorts about mens loos , lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Whilst I use the ladies loos, I would use the guys, if there was a gloryhole, as occasionally do females. Like many of the others, I thought this story was gonna include one. Never enough gloryholes around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went out yesterday and needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet along the seafront here in southsea that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?"

The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some twat in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."

rude sod..thought he was talking to me "

Absolute class. I really am laughing out loud. Would love to have seen both your faces. Superb.

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

thats so funny,love it lol

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By *uicyhunnibunniWoman
over a year ago

paignton

LMAO!!!! oh that tickled me so much!!

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