FabSwingers.com forum: Milfs...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So many amazing milfs on here! Had an experience with one and wow it was unbelievable.... I want more!!!

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

How do you know who is a milf and who doesn't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know who is a milf and who doesn't? "
you have to take the milf test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How old was this milf?

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

"How do you know who is a milf and who doesn't? you have to take the milf test "

Do you have to sign up for this test or is it randomly given? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well she is around late 30's but one thing I do know is that her daughter is my age lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know who is a milf and who doesn't? you have to take the milf test

Do you have to sign up for this test or is it randomly given? X"
random, just comes in the post one day. I failed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I get my name down for this test ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know who is a milf and who doesn't? "

You use Litmus paper - Red = MILF Purple = NON MILF

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm a GILF lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a GILF lol xx"
was there a seperate test for this ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been a milf.More a mnowtf (mum no one wanted to f***)

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

"How do you know who is a milf and who doesn't?

You use Litmus paper - Red = MILF Purple = NON MILF

Can you send the litmus paper this way... Always wanted to know how acidic I am

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By *teveoabcMan
over a year ago

banbury

"I'm a GILF lol xx was there a seperate test for this ?"

That one turns the litmus paper yellow

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Omg. Is it contagious? Do they do test at gum clinch? Please answer me. I AM FREAKING OUT HERE

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I get my name down for this test ?"

Your a MILF x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do I get my name down for this test ?"

Oh you've passed!!;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a cougar as I'm not a mummy

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By *ules2001Woman
over a year ago

wigan

Im not complaining about this Milf craze , iv had more attention in my 40s than iv ever had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MILF: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, ie your friends mum. What's the matter with you people? Nobody can be a milf just because you like the their picture, pedantic but true

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I've always found milf to be an unflattering term...

Would you like your mother to be termed a milf op.?

In every family, there's yamilf.

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By *tephenBunChowMan
over a year ago

Haywards heath/Waterlooville

I know a couple of 39 year old GILFs

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Thanks, on behalf of the rest of us happy to be milfs.

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By *usthere4uMan
over a year ago

North East

Curious.com here... Difference between GILF and COUGAR?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a dilf lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a couple of 39 year old GILFs "

I am sure there are some younger ones as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a dilf lol

you sure are!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I remember being called a milf on a dating site years ago and had to Google what it meant.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Milfs gilfs dilfs and cougars all very confusing ...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Curious.com here... Difference between GILF and COUGAR?"

The difference is a cougar will rip your balls off and eat you alive if you try to shove your c-ck in it

Mind you a few gilfs might do the same

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"MILF: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, ie your friends mum. What's the matter with you people? Nobody can be a milf just because you like the their picture, pedantic but true

Hasn't got to be limited to your friends mum or what's the point of doing the school run to drop off the kids when younger

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"MILF: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, ie your friends mum. What's the matter with you people? Nobody can be a milf just because you like the their picture, pedantic but true

Hasn't got to be limited to your friends mum or what was the the point of doing the school run to drop off the kids when they were younger.

It was invented to cheer up dad's mornings

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I get called a milf almost every day! Or a cougar and men offering to be my prey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MILF: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, ie your friends mum. What's the matter with you people? Nobody can be a milf just because you like the their picture, pedantic but true

Hasn't got to be limited to your friends mum or what's the point of doing the school run to drop off the kids when younger"

Point taken. Would it be suspicious if you did the school run if your kids were old enough to be teachers.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Jeeeeez has nobody seen American Pie. ."stifflers mom" isn't that where it came from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milfs gilfs dilfs and cougars all very confusing ...

Milf mum

Gilf girlfriend

Dilf dad

Cougar mature lady who preys on young men

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"MILF: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, ie your friends mum. What's the matter with you people? Nobody can be a milf just because you like the their picture, pedantic but true

Hasn't got to be limited to your friends mum or what's the point of doing the school run to drop off the kids when younger

Point taken. Would it be suspicious if you did the school run if your kids were old enough to be teachers.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all this MILF talk mmmmmmm very arousing.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I'm a dilf lol

I prefer the term filths

Father I'd Like To Have Sex (with)

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I thought gilf was a granny ID like to fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a GILF lol xx"

I'm just a G. No one ever seems to want to fuck me. It seems I'll do at a pinch x

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"How do I get my name down for this test ?"

Ohhh i think you get a pass no matter what... Straight A+ and top of the class in this test.

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"I've never been a milf.More a mnowtf (mum no one wanted to f***)

Well someone did if you're a mom lol

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Taking the definition literally and keeping within Fab rules, a MILF could be any age from 16 - 99 so

I can understand your excitement, you got a shag!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Im not complaining about this Milf craze , iv had more attention in my 40s than iv ever had

Wait til you get to your 50s lol x

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"I remember being called a milf on a dating site years ago and had to Google what it meant.

And your reaction/thoughts??

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"I thought gilf was a granny ID like to fuck?"

Hahaha.. gona piss of a lot of gilf's lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

MILFS and Cougars don't be afraid to message me!!! Hint! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know who is a milf and who doesn't?

You use Litmus paper - Red = MILF Purple = NON MILF

Mines blue

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"How do you know who is a milf and who doesn't?

You use Litmus paper - Red = MILF Purple = NON MILF

Mines blue

Oh crumbs. Boobie hugs

Mines red but not sure if it applies.. I am a mum but that's about it.

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"How do you know who is a milf and who doesn't?

You use Litmus paper - Red = MILF Purple = NON MILF

Mines blue

I'm colour blind.. yours is good for me no matter what colour it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to take the test at Townhouse's MILF Monday. I suspect I will be the GLITC - granny left in the corner looking at the guest list.!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taking the definition literally and keeping within Fab rules, a MILF could be any age from 16 - 99 so

I can understand your excitement, you got a shag!"

Or being pedantic from 5-70, youngest and oldest recorded mothers.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm not a MILF sorry, I think I must be a FILF

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Taking the definition literally and keeping within Fab rules, a MILF could be any age from 16 - 99 so

I can understand your excitement, you got a shag!

Or being pedantic from 5-70, youngest and oldest recorded mothers."

I suppose but any woman who has give birth is a mother. So...

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I quite like FFFILFs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taking the definition literally and keeping within Fab rules, a MILF could be any age from 16 - 99 so

I can understand your excitement, you got a shag!

Or being pedantic from 5-70, youngest and oldest recorded mothers.

I suppose but any woman who has give birth is a mother. So..."

Pardon?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I quite like FFFILFs

We are the best!!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

anyone who uses that label..is too young for me..they probably talk in text speak all the time and casually bandy brand names around..we need an acroynm for them..suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone who uses that label..is too young for me..they probably talk in text speak all the time and casually bandy brand names around..we need an acroynm for them..suggestions?

TWATS

Those Who Always Talk Shit

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"anyone who uses that label..is too young for me..they probably talk in text speak all the time and casually bandy brand names around..we need an acroynm for them..suggestions?

TWATS

Those Who Always Talk Shit"

Haha, I like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone who uses that label..is too young for me..they probably talk in text speak all the time and casually bandy brand names around..we need an acroynm for them..suggestions?

TWATS

Those Who Always Talk Shit

Haha, I like it!

AFAIK it's very popular with n00bs trying to be super cool.

WTF think I just joined the TWATS group, please some1 save me...

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

"How do I get my name down for this test ?"

You don't need to put your name down for any test...

Your a beautiful yummy mummy.. X x

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

"anyone who uses that label..is too young for me..they probably talk in text speak all the time and casually bandy brand names around..we need an acroynm for them..suggestions?

P u p

Probably

Under

Perfomed/ Parents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't the clue to all this MILF malarkey in the "I" bit?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"anyone who uses that label..is too young for me..they probably talk in text speak all the time and casually bandy brand names around..we need an acroynm for them..suggestions?

TWATS

Those Who Always Talk Shit

Haha, I like it!

"
chuckles

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"anyone who uses that label..is too young for me..they probably talk in text speak all the time and casually bandy brand names around..we need an acroynm for them..suggestions?

P u p

Probably

Under

Perfomed/ Parents"

siwf

sons i wouldnt fuck ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate the milf word and cougar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate the milf word and cougar! "

What would your preference be instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate the milf word and cougar!

What would your preference be instead?

Better that we start getting right from now on

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Hate the milf word and cougar!

What would your preference be instead?

Sugar tits ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate the milf word and cougar!

What would your preference be instead?

Sugar tits ?

Think that might not go down too well mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not complaining about this Milf craze , iv had more attention in my 40s than iv ever had

Ditto im nearly 50 but having a ball so many fit younger guys love the more mature woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not complaining about this Milf craze , iv had more attention in my 40s than iv ever had

Ditto im nearly 50 but having a ball so many fit younger guys love the more mature woman

I love a mature woman thay are very sexy in every way

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Im not complaining about this Milf craze , iv had more attention in my 40s than iv ever had

Ditto im nearly 50 but having a ball so many fit younger guys love the more mature woman

I love a mature woman thay are very sexy in every way

Anne Widdecombe too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not complaining about this Milf craze , iv had more attention in my 40s than iv ever had

Ditto im nearly 50 but having a ball so many fit younger guys love the more mature woman

I love a mature woman thay are very sexy in every way

Anne Widdecombe too?"

erm actually she's a well known virgin so isn't a mother and hence not a milf (said in best anorak voice)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cougars

Milfs

I love them

God bless them more than the Queen :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milfs gilfs dilfs and cougars all very confusing ...

Milf mum

Gilf girlfriend

Dilf dad

Cougar mature lady who preys on young men

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gilf isn't girlfriend it's gran

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Im not complaining about this Milf craze , iv had more attention in my 40s than iv ever had

Ditto im nearly 50 but having a ball so many fit younger guys love the more mature woman

I love a mature woman thay are very sexy in every way

Anne Widdecombe too?

erm actually she's a well known virgin so isn't a mother and hence not a milf (said in best anorak voice)

Pedantic but true.

Although the last poster I quoted didn't mention the MILF thing just all old ladies, so ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a gilf apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not complaining about this Milf craze , iv had more attention in my 40s than iv ever had

Ditto im nearly 50 but having a ball so many fit younger guys love the more mature woman

I love a mature woman thay are very sexy in every way

Anne Widdecombe too?

erm actually she's a well known virgin so isn't a mother and hence not a milf (said in best anorak voice)

Pedantic but true.

Although the last poster I quoted didn't mention the MILF thing just all old ladies, so ner

Oooooh, hark at her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well she is around late 30's but one thing I do know is that her daughter is my age lol"

*sniggers* at 'late 30's'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well she is around late 30's but one thing I do know is that her daughter is my age lol

*sniggers* at 'late 30's'

Awwwwww 30s thats so cute

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I get called a MILF and a cougar.

I'm neither.

I supposed I should be glad I've not been called a GILF yet.

I do get called an older woman or a mature woman quite often. I suppose when the person calling me that is in their 20's, I can't really argue with older. I dispute mature though.

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